August 25th, 2014 -- Dam Stupid
I had a really good Soapbox planned for this week; I almost wrote it in my sleep it was so easy to form. All I would have had done following was type it out, provide a few links to sources, and voila, another masterpiece would have been born.
The inspiration for this week’s non-existent essay was, as many have been lately, a moron who sent me an e-mail. In this case, some maggot named David sent me a note with the subject line “It’s bad dude,” and then proceeded to attach a picture of Folsom Lake in California in 2011 and the same lake from the same angle in 2014. In fact, here’s the geniuses’ photo:
What up dizzles!!!!!! Welcome to my page where the truth is set free. Welcome to the place where no punches are pulled and things are told like it is. Welcome to a place where people who don't want to speak their mind won't come...
August 25th, 2014 -- Sin City: A Dame To Kill For
What up digities!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face."
August 25th, 2014 -- Denis Waitley Quotes
August 8th, 2013 -- To My Successor