Ghetto, White Trash Or Other
- This submission comes from Tina. Her brother decided to have cereal for dinner. Instead of taking a minute to wash a dirty bowl, he used a cup to eat cereal out of. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person just pours milk in the box.
- This submission comes from Michael. The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would just use their food stamps to buy quality steaks.
I'm a cheap bastard, so before I take my kids to the movies we stop at the Dollar Tree and get candy. The last time I went I saw this sign, so my question for the commish, is it ghetto, white trash or other to get ribeye steaks from the Dollar Tree?
- This submission comes from Kyle. On his way to work, he spotted this vehicle with a bunch of zombie figures attached to it. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would paint the cast of Duck Dynasty on their car.
- This submission comes from Tanya. This is her friend Jed and he made himself a homemade flamethrower to clear the fire line on his property. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash and awesome.
- This submission comes from Tyler. He wants to know if this jiffy pop package nailed to the wall used as a fire alarm is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other because it's dangerous.
- This submission comes from Vanessa. The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have just finished grilling with gasoline.
Hey guys, My fiancé and I were barbecuing chicken and our tank ran out of propane. To save our chicken without going inside to cook on a hot day we set out mini barbecue on top of our big barbecue and continued to cook our chicken. Is this ghetto, white trash, or other?
- This submission was found online. Is this carrot wrapped in plastic used as a wine cork "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as GHetto because a White Trash person would have a glass big enough to fit the entire bottle.
- This submission comes from Nicholas. Is spraying air freshener into the air intake of the central cooling system of the house to spread it all throughout the house "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just put a bar of soap in the air intake.
- This submission comes from Evelyn. While visiting her cousin in Georgia, he showed off his homemade sauna. He built what looks like a sani hut with a chair that fits inside. He insolated it, put a hot plate under the chair with a tea kettle for the steam. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just sit naked in their car during a hot summer day.
- This submission comes from Steve. He had a charity car show over the weekend and didn't want to pay for a real paint job. So, he went to Walmart and bought some spray paint and made some stencils. This was the outcome. Is it "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have put a number or a beer logo on it.
- This submission comes from Ryan. The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would let the dog get pregnant and sign it up for welfare.
Dear commish, (not fake ass vice commish Dawn!)
My year and a half old bullmastiff just went into heat the other day. So instead of buying a $36 dog diaper, I bought some women's pads and put them in some underwear. Is this ghetto white trash or other.
- This submission comes from Tim. The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would have a porta potty.
I saw this at a friend's house. Everyone drinks in his garage and urinates on the fence outside the garage door. His wife bought a urinal cake/deodorizer and nailed it to the fence. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?"
- This submission comes from Lynette. She works at a major electronics store, and this is how they repaired an exit door shoplifting sensor, by clipping it to a chair. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just shoplift.
- This submission comes from listener Scott in Reno. He saw this car and is wondering if this "Rob Fan" is Ghetto, White Trash or Other? - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other, they are ass kissers.
- This submission comes from listener John. Is this skull tattoo "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would have a food stamp tattood on their head.
- This submission comes from Elsie. This photo was taken on the way out of a WalMart when these people were driving away they held the kiddie pool down with their hands. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash, or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just glue it to the roof.
- This submission comes from Cheryl in Merced. This is a custom headlight. Is it "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have used government issued tape.
- This submission comes from Producer Cristi. Her friend saw this truck with stuffed animals attached to it driving around in San Francisco. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have real animals hanging from their truck.
- This submission comes from Producer BJ. She was too impatient to let a bottle of wine chill so she put ice in a plastic bag in the wine to cool it down. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would drink wine out of the bag.
- This submission comes from Joshua. The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have worn their clothes all day.
Dear Commish, I got into the shower today after branding and herding cows all day. I got into the shower and got cleaned up. When I got out, my puppy was asleep in my boxers and pants and he stayed there for a few hours after I was finished showering, so is that ghetto, white trash, or other?
- This submission comes from Nic. Went to an apartment in Sacramento this is the bathroom sink. The tape goes down the garden hose to hold on the tube of electrical conduit at the end, and keeps the water from leaking through the conduit. The whole thing looks ridiculous. So commissioner what is it? - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto, a White Trash person would wash their hands in the toilet.
- This submission comes from Ben. He wants to know if a tractor bunk bed is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would use a real tractor.
- This submission comes from James in Napa. He saw this truck parked in a shopping center. Is a truck filled with garbage "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person could fit more in there.
- This submission comes from Bryan. His coworker showed him how he moved dirt back and forth in his yard, using a riding mower with a makeshift trailer. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just leave the dirt where it is.
- This submission comes from Producer Cristi who found this photo online. It's a RV with Monster Tires. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because it is awesome!
- This submission comes from Jessica. She accidentally punctured a hole in a new milk carton so her and her boyfriend improvised and put the remaining milk in tupperware bowls and cups. Her boyfriend decided to drink the milk straight from the tupperware container. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just glue the hole closed.
- This submission comes from Casey. While visiting a friend, he spotted this tree in someone's front yard. It appears to be a tree shaped to look like a bear head with a mohawk. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have cut a bears head off and put that in their yard.
- This submission comes from Maggot Mark. The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would call the Government in to replace it.
I recently visited my sister and when I went to use the bathroom I found she had done some "women style repairs" in her bathroom. After asking my sister about it, she admitted that the seat had cracked a few weeks ago and rather than buying a new seat, she just repaired the old one. So I ask you Commish; is repairing a cracked toilet seat with Leopard skin duct tape...Ghetto, White Trash or Other? And, as a follow up, would standard gray duct tape be the same?
- This submission comes from Jade. Her teacher forgot a fork for his lunch, so he used pencils as chop sticks. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto, a White Trash person would use their damn hands.
- This submission comes from Jeremy. He wanted to share a song while at the bowling alley with his brother. It was so loud so he cut the bottom out of a beer cup to help amplify the speaker on the phone. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other these guys are dumb!
- This submission comes from Karl in Sacramento. Karl doesn't want to keep his drinks in the communal fridge at work in fear that they will get stolen. He uses a small A/C unit in his office to keep his drinks cool, is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would keep it in the toilet tank.
- This submission comes from William. The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would use spit and duct tape.
My daughter was playing outside and and scraped her foot a little and it started to bleed. It wasn't bleeding enough for me to worry about so I told her to get a napkin and put a little pressure on it for a min. So she went to the kitchen and got a rubber band and came over to where I was. She then put the napkin on the spot that was bleeding and then the rubber band on top. So I submit to the commissioner... is a napkin and rubber band used as a makeshift band-aid ghetto, white trash, or other?
- This submission comes Nick in Linden, CA. The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just call in sick when their laces broke.
I do alot of metal working welding and fabricating for my work. My boot laces on my cheap wal mart boots burned up and after repeatedly tying them together in different places I said screw it. So my question to you, is replacing my shoe lace with copper wire ghetto white trash or other?
- This submission comes Jonathan. Is a motor home towing a truck with a boat on top of the truck "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because if it was Ghetto, they'd be on 22s bitch!
- This submission comes Eugene. Grandma uses a styrofoam concession stand as a sun visor. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would still have the drinks still in it.
- This submission comes Kristen. While on a field trip with her kid, Kristen spotted this 1 gallon jug being used to catch the water from the drain in a park restroom. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have just had a trough there.
- This submission comes from Eugene, who found this photo on Facebook. Is it "Ghetto, White Trash or Other" to use an industrial sized squeegee to wipe the windows of a moving car? - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would use their shirt.
- This submission comes from NIcholas. He got down to his last cigarette and found it was broken. Is taping a cigarette back together with duct tape "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash unless it's a menthol, then it's Ghetto.
- This submission comes from Producer Brandon. While shopping at Walmart for yard supplies, this family was spotted getting Easter portraits for the kids in the garden center of the store. The employee was using a digital camera with price tag still attached. The kids posed with the Easter bunny in a porch swing. Is getting your Easter portraits in the garden center at Walmart "Ghetto, White Trash or other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash becase a Ghetto person would just get their picture taken at the mall from a distance.
- This submission comes from Johnny. Is a homemade workout bench in the woods "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other, it's stupid.
- This submission comes from Ben. He spotted this Mazda Miata with a camo paint job and needs to know if this is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have a deer strapped to the hood.
-This submission comes from Julian in Stockton, CA. While driving back to work from a lunch break, Julian noticed this man driving a wheelchair that was converted into a motorcycle. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would have way bigger rims on it.
- This submission comes from Peter. The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would wear the beer hat and they would be drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Dear Comish, My buddy was helping me remove some concrete from my back yard this weekend and the rented tractor we were using had no beverage accommodations... So we outfitted it. Commissioner please, is our tractor beer holder Ghetto, White Trash or Other?
- This submission comes from Tiffany. She wants to know if using an old freezer as a water trough for cows is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just hang a hose over the fence and wonder why their cows were dying.
- This submission comes from Melissa. She spotted someone at McDonald's using a power outlet in the ceiling to charge their phone, since there aren't any power outlets in the walls. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just plug it into their ankle monitor.
- This submission comes from maggot member Ariel. While visiting a friend, she fashioned this ash tray by sticking a plastic bag in the center hole of a patio table. When it got full, it can be conveniently pulled down from the bottom. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person doesn't ash their cigarettes.
- This submission comes from Ryan in Reno, NV. In an attempt to fix an overheating problem with his TV, he tied a fan to the back of the TV with a couple of old shoe strings. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just stick it in a refridgerator.
- This submission comes from John. The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would ghetto it up with gang signs and crowns.
I would like to submit this to the Commissioner Arnie. This picture is 4 years old, but I still can’t come to grips with it.
Background: A lady was killed by a train. Suicide, the newspapers said. I’m assuming her “friends” got drunk one night and decided to “honor” her “memory” by spray painting a memorial on the side of a train overpass.
This little nugget of awesome was on my way to school. The first time I drove by I laughed because they misspelled “Loving”. The second time I noticed they misspelled “memory”. By the third day I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe- they actually took the time to make a heart (with an apostrophe) but couldn’t take the time to spell out “for you”!
I drove by this thing every day, for 4 months. Given Rob's opinion on misspellings and terrible displays of symbolism, he'd get a kick out of it. So Commissioner Arnie: Is this Ghetto, White Trash, or Other?
- This submission comes from Nick. This is the front air dam on a lowered Acura Legend. It is covered in Spongebob Squarepants duct tape. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would use Bass Pro Shop duct tape.
- This submission comes from Josh. Is a mural of naked women painted on the back of a race car "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner ruled this as White Trash because this car is the equivalent of a mullet.
- This submission comes from Brianna. She spotted this person charging their phone at a bar with the phone still in their pocket while plugged into the wall. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would bring their home phone with them to the bar.
- This submission comes from Ed in Roseville, CA. Ed saw this van driving on the freeway with a patio mounted on the roof. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other, this is a molestor mobile!
- This submission comes from Brian K. He wants to know if carrying a new rear axel for a truck with two tie downs is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have the axel in the back seat hanging out of the window.
- This submission comes from Nikki. Her dog tore up a stuffed animal in the living room and used a rake to clean up all of the stuffing. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have used a leaf blower.
- This submission comes from Tyler in Reno, NV. While living in Georgia, he saw this mailbox being held up by milk crates. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash for the use of duct tape and when they move they're taking the mailbox with them.
- This submission comes from Ernie. Is converting an old car into a chicken coop "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because these people are still looking for parts to make this car run.
- This submission comes from Dan who wants to know if using a fork as a parking brake is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have a plastic fork and duct tape instead.
- This submission comes from Joe. He spotted this car where the rims are srapping the wheel wells and the driver announces the size of the rims with a window sticker. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Other, this guy is a D-Bag.
- Is it Ghetto, White Trash or Other to buy your Valentine's Day gift from a guy in from of El Pollo Loco? - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just give ther valentine some chicken.
- This submission was found online by Producer Brandon. It's a bra that doubles as a container to hold wine (or any other alcoholic beverage) and it's called "The Wine Rack" - Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just put a mason jar in their pocket with a long straw.
- This submission comes from Tommy in Reno. His crockpot stopped working so he decided to use it as a beer buck for Super Bowl Sunday. Is using a crockpot to keep your beer cold "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - Commisioner Arnie has ruled this as Ghetto because White Trash people drink fast enough not to need ice.
- This submission comes from Ashley who saw this kid using his ear as a holder for his retainer at an elementary school basketball game. She wants to know if this is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because White Trash people don't take care of their teeth, ever.
- This submission comes from Valerie. She spotted these motorized scooters outside of her store. One has a lawn chair attached as the seat, and the other has a cooler. Are these "customized" scooters" Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because if they were White Trash they would have toilets for seats.
- This submission comes from Jason who found this photo online. This is a purse that dispenses wine, is it "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person has a wallet they squeeze and Mountain Dew comes out.
- This submission comes from Hayley in Yuba City, CA. She spotted this Dallas Cowboys themed PT Cruiser in a WalMart parking lot. On the back and sides you can see the Cowboys logo with flames around them, some cheerleaders and the quote "How Bout Them Cowyboys!" Also, on the back window are the imprints of Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin and Emmit Smith in the glass. Is this Cowboys themed PT Cruiser "Ghetto, White Trash Or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person doesn't like all of the attention due to all of the stolen items inside.
- This submission comes from Megan. On New Years, Megan's friend was on crutches and didn't want to attempt to carry his beer around all night on crutches. So he made a cup holder out of duct tape and it also served as a good thing to carry food as well. Is this custom cup and food holder "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as White Trash because he used duct tape.
- This submission comes from Carlton. He spotted this van in the Sacramento area and wants to know if this van is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Other because it's a molestor mobile.
- This submission comes from Katie. She wants to know if using paperclips for a radio antenna is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just bust their banjo out.
- This submission comes from Nick in Lodi, CA. Nick's shower was dirty and he was too lazy to scrub, so he hooked up a blue brillo pad to a power drill to clean the shower. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person uses Ajax for meth and not for cleaning.
- This submission comes from Blake. Blake's friend used plastic grocery bags to make it easier to put his shoes back on after the hot tub. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because White Trash people have hot tub shoes.
- This submission comes from Felipe. Felipe's friend used a plastic bottle to brew his coffee because he is a worthless, unemployed mooch of a roommate and broke two coffee pots in the last month. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because White Trash people use those bottles for bongs or meth containers.
- This submission comes from Dmitry. He wants to know if his new neighbor with the diesel truck dubbed "Sin Wagon" is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as White Trash because A: it's stupid and it's a rolling meth lab and B: if it was Ghetto it would have a bumper sticker that says "I Brake For Government Checks"
- This submission comes from Jorge. He wants to know if this couple is "Ghetto, White Trash Or Other" for going through a fast food drive-thru on their motorized scooters? - The Commish has ruled this as White Trash because this is Arnie's plan for the future.
- This submission comes from Dave In Rocklin. The Commish has ruled this as White Trash because a Ghetto person would use an empty 40 bottle.
I was at a duck club on the day before opening day of duck season so everyone that wanted to hunt on Saturday spends the night the day before so they can get in line to get in on Saturday. There were some kids hanging out that night and they were kicking a football around to pass the time. They wanted to pretend that they were kicking field goals but they didn't have a tee. So they grabbed a empty Coors light beer can and cut it and bent it into a football tee. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?"
- This submission comes from Kyle. Kyle ran out of paper towels when it came time to clean out his George Foreman grill grease trap, so he used an old pair of underwear. Is using old underwear as a paper towel to clean your grease trap "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto, a White Trash person would use the underwear they had on to clean.
- This submission comes from Jason. Jason named his chihuahua after his favorte fat radio host, Arnie. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Other, you're gay for having a chihuahua.
- This submission comes from Brendan. His buddy ran out of paper towels and figured TP would be a good replacement. Is using toilet paper as paper towels "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would have their kid or dog lick up the mess.
- This submission comes from Shalynn. She wants to know if this "Lynyrd Skynyrd" bicycling suit is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person's belly would be hanging out and they wouldn't be cycling!!!!
- This submission comes from Kevin. His wife made a tuna casserole with cheese singles. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commisioner has ruled this as Ghetto because if it was White Trash they'd use a block of government cheese.
- Every day at the end of the Beat Arnie Game we will find out if a story or a photo submission is "Ghetto, White Trash or Other" - This submission comes from Christopher in Cleveland, OH. He found this submission online. - One Seattle family got a little creative with their Christmas tree this year. Although it looks like a giant Christmas tree is growing right through their roof, the family says they created this illusion by cutting their 14-foot tree into two parts. The bigger part of the tree is inside, while the smaller part is bolted onto the roof. Is this "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would put lights on the weeds around their house to decorate.
- This submission comes from James in Napa, CA. James' wife was getting dressed for work when her pants button broke. She grabbed a binder clip to keep her pants fastened. Is using a binder clip to keep your pants on "Ghetto, White Trash or Other?" - The Commish has ruled this as Ghetto because a White Trash person would just use a rope as a belt.