November 2nd, 2011 -- Human Centipede 2
Arnie's review: Human Centipede 2
Ok, let me just say that this Human Centipede movie blows number one away!!!!!!!! This is the story of Martin. A really fucked up guy who was molested by his father and lives with his mother who blames Martin for the father going away. By the way Martin doesn't say a think during the entire movie. Not one word. Sure he giggles and makes fart noises but no words at all. It seems that he is infatuated with the first movie and wants to make a centipede of his own. He has NO medical training whatsoever but that won't stop him. So he goes out and gets his victims with a gun and a crowbar. You see first he shoots his victims in the leg first and then whacks them with the crowbar to put them in his van. Your probably wondering where he is doing his dirty work. He took care of that by renting an empty building and killing the guy who was showing it to him. So Martin decides to kill his mother after she trys to stab him in his sleep. Good thing he was off taking a leak and when he came back he just calming walked around her and went back to bed. Then she found his collage to the first movie and started to tear it up, and that's when mom got the crowbar quite a few times to the head. Then he sat her up and ate dinner with her before heading off to sew people together. I have to say that this is where the movie really takes off as he crudely staples the peoples asses to mouths. It is just amazing, and really gross at the same time. Once he is done knocking out teeth and cutting ligaments it's time for them to feed one another. Something that doesn't happen fast enough for Martin so he decides to inject them with a laxative to make them poop. And poop they do!!!!!!!!!!! He is so excited and giddy that he doesn't realize how bad it's going to smell, and he has to leave the place. This movie is not scary at all but it will creep you the shit out!!!!!!!!! Martin could be the GREATEST villain of all time!!!!!!!!! By the way I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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