November 7th, 2011 -- A Very Herland & Kumar Christmas
November 7th, 2011
Arnie's review: A Very Herland & Kumar Christmas
I was really hoping that it couldn't happen again,but it did. A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas came out this weekend, and it was even in 3D!!!!!!!!! Let me save the suspence, the 3D didn't save it. And I know that this will be hard to believe but this WAS the worst in the Harold and Kumar "franchise". You see the boys haven't seen one another in a few years. Harold lives with his wife, and Harold is still getting stoned. Now it's Christmas and Harold wants to impress his father in law Machete. While Kumar is deliered a box that has Harolds name on it and wants to take it to him. So of course he does, and of course there is a huge joint in the box that somehow sets the Christmas tree that Harold father in law Machete brought him on fire. So the boys have to go out on Christmas eve to find the perfet replacent tree. Only to be tracked down by the Russian Mafia, they run into Neil Patrick Harris again who died in the last movie, and of course he is still addicted to crack and not gay. Oh, and they meet up with Santa Claus only after having shot him in the head. This movie has actually replaced Silent Night Deadly Night as the WORST holiday movie ever. At least in that one I didn't have to see Korean cock or clamation Kumar cock. I HATED THIS FUCKING TERRIBLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|"A Very Herald & Kumar Christmas" =|