March 28th, 2011
So this weekend I decided to stay at home because the new releases SUCKED this weekend at the box office, and instead I got a movie on Pay Per View. The Paul Rudd, Reese Whitherspoon movie How Do You Know. I just have to say it's been about an hour since I have watched the movie and I still don't know what the FUCK that movie was about. Reese Whitherspoon plays a softball player who falls for Owen Wilson who plays baseball for the Washington Nationals but meets Paul Rudd who is being indicted because his father Jack Nicholson has cheated the government in their business. Ok, that is ALL that I got from that movie. This movie really has no story except for Paul Rudd falling for Reese Whitherspoon, and she doesn't really fall for him at first, but if she does she doesn't know about it just yet. I know, the line I just wrote was very confusing, kind of like this hunk of shit movie. I mean did Jack Nicholson owe someone a favor and that's why he was in the movie??? Because lets face facts, Paul Rudd is a funny guy but he CANNOT carry a movie as the lead guy, and as far as Reese goes, she is TERRIBLE in romantic comedies. The main reason is because she is NOT funny!!!!!! Is she good lookin'??? I don't know because I can't get by her bitchyness to tell. I can tell you that this was the biggest waste of a Pay Per View coupon that I have used!!!! If I were to have paid for this movie I think that I would go ahead and stab myself because I deserve it. This movie sucked, sucked sucked!!!!!! I FUCKIN' HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
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