Ok, so I watched some of the MTV Movie awards and have to say that it made me angry.  No, not because I wasn't invited, and I wasn't.  But because we have nothing but a bunch of pussies as leading men and actors right now it makes me want to barf.  Here are a few people who I would love to find in a dark alley and whoop some ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Pattinson.   I just don't get it.  He's UGGGGGGGGLY!!!!!!!!!!  People, women swoon over him like he could do anything if the house was on fire except say, "Blimee's call a man the house is a blaze!!!!"  Do you really want that.  How about my fist his face??????

 
Taylor Lautner.  I don't know and don't care how you spell his name.  The only way I spell it is P-U-S-S-Y.  Really he can't beat up Robert Pattinson???????  I think he would be the one in the house fire with Pattinson when a man would come and save the damn day.

 
Justin Beiber.  ENOUGH!!!!!!!!  He can't sing, he can't dance, and he can't act.  What is it that he fucking does??????  Oh man, I know I can't say what I would like to do to him because he is a minor, but in two years he won't be and in two years people will say who in the blue fuck is Justin BEEBER???????? PUNK!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Timberlake.  You know I am just tired of him getting to feel up EVERYONE he can.  NOW HE HAS GONE TOO FAR and we are going to need to fight.  THAT'S RIGHT I AM CALLING JUSTIN TIMBERCREEK OUT FOR A FIGHT BECAUSE HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MILLA KUNIS!!!!!!!