Ok, so I was watching the movie Casino the other night on cable and thought to myself how cool it would have been to live during that era.  That got me thinking that since this is the WORST time in the history of America when I could have lived when men were men and women knew their role.  Here's a look at when I would have THRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The old west.  I figure I could have been either a Marshall or an outlaw.  Either way I would have got to carry a gun without permission and more than likely shot someone who I didn't agree with.  Plus it was natural to chew tobacco back then, and hookers were legal.
 

 
Being a Confederate Soldier during the Act of Northern Aggression.  I know that I could have been a key piece to ensuring that the South would have won the war and sent those shitty yankees back to where they came from!!!!!!!!!!

 
During the 1950's.  This was a great time in America.  You know before all those long haired pot smokin' hippies ruined EVERYTHING for America.  Back when men worked and hid their feelings.  Plus I KNOW that I would have hung out with Elvis!!!!!!

 
During the 1970's.  I know I know, I did live then but I was a little kid and that's not the same.  This is back when everyone was gettin' it on with everyone.  Plus I know for a fact that I would have married Farrah!!!!!!!!!!!