And now.... Ladies and Gentlemen.... the biography of Arnie States...

From the humble beginnings of a young, overweight boy in Garland Texas, I dreamed of being in the spotlight, something I am still looking for.

Throughout my school years, I honed my talent of making people laugh, especially my teachers at the grades I got, but that's away from the point. I went to South Garland high School, where my biggest accomplishment aside from actually graduating, was lip-synching"Great Balls of Fire" at the school talent show.

Then came college, after junior college, then college again, then junior college once again. I probably had enough credits to be an engineer, not a good one, but enough credits none the less.

This is about the time I met Rob. Rob was way more successful, more talented, better looking... is that enough Rob?! I mean there are only so many things one can lie about... I mean say about you.

I also met Dawn, who at the time liked Arnie, oh how things have changed. After being Robs bitch, I mean intern for a while I got my own weekend shift, still working as Robs intern.

Then I became the overnight guy at the radio station, where I honed my skills even more, and if it weren't for the luck of the girl on the morning show taking another job, I would still be doing overnights. (By the way, the picture to your right is me during the time when "Miami Vice" was a cool show.)

I hooked back up with Rob and starting to actually do some good in radio (meaning making a little money... then of course having Mr. Moneybags Rob get most of that!! Just kidding buddy). This is a a picture of myself... "The A-Diggity," in high school lookin' sharp in my tux.

Then the flower known as Dawn came in the picture once again, and messed up, I mean made our lives even better, giving us the "Rob Arnie & Dawn" show.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

I want to close this bio with a picture of a person who means more to me than anything, my Dad.