Arnie's review: 30 Minutes Or Less

Wow Hollywood you SUCK!!!!!!!!!  I actually wanted to see the new Jessie Eisenberg movie 30 Minutes or Less, that is until I saw the movie.  I guess this movie actually sort of happened a few years ago and the people were pissed off because they made a movie about it.  I would be pissed off that they made THIS shitty movie from that story.  Danny McBride who was funny for about 20 minutes once is also in the movie and he plays the same shitty character that he plays in his HBO show East Bound and Down, minus the baseball player part.  And don't get me started on Nick Swardson.  Is he or isn't he gay???  Well of course Jessie Eisenberg is a pizza delivery driver who gets kidnapped and a bomb is put on him so Danny Mcbride can pay a hit man to kill his father so he can get his daddy's money.  I mean doesn't this SCREAM comedy.  Oh yea and I almost forgot that Aziz Anasari is in the movie too playing the same foul mouthed foreigner who is ALSO not funny.  It seems like Jessie Eisenberg has picked up the skinny geeky roles that Micheal Cera turns down.  And they both suck at them too.  Anyways the Jessie and Aziz rob the bank and somehow get away from the cops only to be confronted by the hitman and of course they get out of that situation as well.  Only to be put into more hot water when some hot Indian girl is kidnapped by Mcbride and his boyfriend Swardson.  Do they get away???  Do they keep the cash?? Does Jessie get the girl???  Was this a really shitty movie?????  Do I wish I would have ripped my eyes out before the movie??  Would I rather be in church than seeing this movie.  The answer to all of those questions of course is yes.  Mainly the SHITTY movie part.  I really can't wait until a good movie comes out again.  Even though I don't think that is going to happen for a long fucking time.  I HATED THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!