April 23rd, 2012 -- Hobo With A Shotgun
So a few weeks ago I saw the movie Hobo With a Shotgun on cable and decided to check it out. I have to say that I am more than happy I did. It stars Rutger Hauer, from the movie The Hitcher as a bum who rides into town and sees how corrupt and dirty his new city is. The first scene of the movie had a guy running around with a manhole cover around his neck. And then the crooked guy and his two evil sons who run the city show up and punish the guy. They throw him into a hole in the ground to where his head is the only thing sticking out and they tie a barbed wire noose around his head and tie it to a truck. Then they back up and decapitate the guy. His blood is shooting everywhere and this hot chick decides to start dancing in the blood. That was just the beginning of this movie. A guy got his head crushed in-between two bumper cars that the evil sons were driving. Not to mention the father using a baseball bat with razor blades glued on to hit a human pinata. So the hobo doesn't like the way things are going in the city and he wants to change things. So he goes out and buys a shotgun and starts changing the landscape. Well the father and the boys don't like this idea so they get the only thing that matters to the hobo, a young hooker he has befriended and start to mess her up to where the hobo has to make a choice. This movie is really creepy and shot poorly and is all in all terrible but has to be one of the funnest movies I have watched in a long time. I really hope that they make a part two or at least re-release the movie back into the theatres because I would LOVE to see this on the big screen. I have to say that sadly I LOVED this movie.
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