Arnie's Movies That Will Kick Ass In 2012
Last weekend the Jason Statham movie Safe came out and it kicked ass!!!!!! I had almost forgot how great guy movies are because we haven't had a lot of good violent movies lately. I got to see some pretty good looking trailers at the movie for some upcoming VIOLENT filled movies for guys. So keep an eye out for these movies they could kick some serious ass.
Piranha 3DD, the follow up to a couple of years ago when Spring breakers got eaten in Arizona. One scene a guy got his junk bitten off and then thrown up by one of the baby piranha's and now its the parents turn to get some revenge. Looks AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
The Cold Light of Day. This is a Bruce Willis movie where his son comes to visit him and his wife only to find his family has been kidnapped because his dad is a CIA agent. Now Sigorney Weaver is in it but it still looks good and bloody.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The name pretty much says it all. Before he became President and lost the Civil War, honest Abe got busy killing as many vampires as he could because they killed his family. Not many people know about Lincolns superhuman strenth where he could actually chop down an entire tree with one shot from an ax.
Looper. Even though this movie has that pussy Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you know the punk kid from Third Rock from the Sun? It also has Bruce Willis in it. The pussy plays a hit man that gets his targets sent back in time to him so he can shoot them and then burn their bodies. Everything is going good until he has to kill himself, Bruce Willis in the future. This looks good and disturbing!!!!!!
The Expendables 2. Do I even need to say anything about how AWESOME this movie is going to be. If your a man and your not excited about this movie you should start attending support meetings to get your balls back from your wife, girlfriend or mother. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!