Arnie's review:  Battleship

I remember playing the game Battleship growing up and liking it.  Thanks to the new movie out I will probably NEVER play the game again.  This has got to be one of the dumbest movies that I have ever seen.  So the U.S. Navy is off the coast of Hawaii and they are hosting some international war games with navy's from other countries.  This after we have sent a signal into space where we have found another universe that is set up just like ours and even has an Earth type planet.  Well, the signal was returned and it just so happened at the same time the Navy was playing their games.  That is when all hell breaks loose.  Our sailors try to figure out what this heap of metal in the ocean is and then it starts attacking our ships.  Well, at least the ones set up in the force field that was made by the aliens.  You see they want to take over our planet.  Now as far as the actors in this movie goes you have Liam Nission, some other dudes and the two most important characters Brooklyn Decker and Rhianna.  Sadly there are no kissing scenes between the two of them so on that alone this movie sucked.  But back to the fight, after pretty much sinking our ships we have one option left and that is the U.S.S. Missouri which is actually out of commission but still has live ammunition on board and the return of the cast of Cocoon.  You see they were on the battleship keeping it afloat for harbor tours, mind you with LIVE AMMUNITION on board.  And they still know how to make the ship run and that is how we finally get to those bastard aliens.  Not to mention hand to hand combat with the aliens who are in full battle armor but still get choked out by a guy who has no legs.  Oh, so this movie is full of action and drama but is so goddamned far fetched it's hysterical!!!!!!  I have to say that I hated it because there is no way in hell that any of this could ever happen and if it did I would be for sure rooting for the aliens.  I HATED this movie!!!!!!!

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