Arnie's XXX Movie Review: The Avengers Porn Parody
So I have to say that I was really excited to hear that they were doing a XXX version of The Avengers movie. What I wasn't excited to hear was that former WWE "star" Chyna was going to be in the movie and doing a fuck scene. Turns out she played the She Hulk. Her and her cousin The Hulk had just destroyed Las Vegas and the newly formed Avengers have been put in charge of getting the Hulk. They take their time getting to him because they are all to busy doing one another. Hawkeye, you know the shitty bow and arrow guy fucks Natasha, whoever the hell she is. And of course Nick Fury gets it on with some Scarlett. While Ms. Marvel and the Witch have their way with one another. Iron Man doesn't do it with anyone and Spiderman gets it on with Ms. Marvel. But the scene to look for or to avoid is when Thor and the She Hulk get it on. Needless to say the only way that Chyna could look worse is if you painted her green and of course they did. The thing about her is that she was really buff and may have taken a steroid or two which means her clit was going to grow. While Thor was going down on her it looked like he was sucking his thumb. That thing is HUGE!!!!!!!! It reminded me of when the Chinese guy jumped out of the trunk in the original Hangover movie. GROSS!!!!!!!! They have set this movie up for a part two and that will introduce us to Captain America. I just hope in the next one they get some better looking chicks.
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