Dark Knight XXX Parody Review
Well, wouldn't you know that the Dark Knight Rises is now also a XXX parody movie. So far all of the parodies that I have seen have sucked because there really aren't any big names in the movies and the chicks are all pretty so-so. The Dark Knight is the exact same way. Now I did manage to watch some of the movie to get the point but the point sucked. The first scene was the Joker having Commissioner Gordon and Bat Girl hostage, and he finds out that Bat Girl is Barbra Gordon so the Joker gets it on with her. Then Batman fights against what I think is supposed to be Nightwing, ROBIN, and then Robin gets it on with a really ugly Poison Ivy. Bruce Wayne is reflecting back on this while in a cabin in the woods, where Catwoman finds him and she has her way with him and I guess that convinces him to come back to Gothem City. And when he does he finds Bain. Now, Batman didn't have a speech problem in the movie but Bain sounded just like he did in the actual movie. And in turn sneaks up on Batman and breaks his back. Then has his way with his hostage and Catwoman while Batman lays motionless, until he moves his hand and that's the end of the movie. I have to say that this was just ANOTHER SHITTY parody movie that I am starting to get sick of. If they ever used stars or at least attractive chicks these movies would be even better. But I have to say that I HATED this movie.
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