March 12th, 2008
The Seven Days of Arnie Creations
On the First Day using the power that was his Arnie is God created Good Real Sports.
Now we ain't talkin' about Ping Pong, or Soccer, we are talking the real sports out there. Football, Baseball, Basketball, Boxing and whatever else HE has made a real sport.
On The Second Day, Arnie is God Created what was necessary to watch these wonderful games of sport. THE TELEVISION!!!!!
I mean for real, how can you watch all of these wonderful sports. Go to the events????? Do you know how much that costs????????? TV is pretty much free compared to the ticket prices for sporting events these days. And by the way, your welcome.
On the Third Day, Arnie is God created the proper way to enjoy watching these games of sport. The LAY-Z BOY.
I have to say that this is pretty darn good and important to watch all these great games. I mean you can kick back and put your feet up and really enjoy your time.
On The Fourth Day, the man was getting to be a little tired and decided to do something about that. He created the AFTERNOON NAP.
Man I have been busy, making all this cool stuff for people it's about time that I take a little time for myself. And hey if you feel like joining in, go right ahead.
On the Fifth Day, Arnie is God is feeling a bit on the Hungry side. And thought about what he could do about it and gave the world the most perfect gift. THE PIZZA.
I mean come on, how is it not the perfect food. There's stuff from the meat group, the bread group, the milk group, and if you want to sissify it up you can use the vegetable group as well. Like I said, the perfect FOOD.
On the Sixth Day, Arnie is God was feeling a rumbling down below and thought of his earlier creation the LAY-Z BOY, and thought if this had an opening I could loose the rumbling and that is were the idea of the TOILET came from.
You didn't think I was going to ruin my chair did you?????
On the Seventh through about the 14th Days he decided he did enough and was time for a whole bunch of rest.
Man this being in charge of stuff is hard, I got it, somewhere around day 15 or so how bout I give you people free will and you can start helpin' with things around here and let me just relax and be worshiped. I mean all work and no play make Arnie is God a tired sole.
August 21st, 2007
Ok, so there are some doubters out there. They actually say that I am not a real God. They say I don't have power or anything like that. I beg to differ. People out there actually do seek my knowledge, my understanding, hell, even my forgiveness. Here is evidence that I truly am a higher power.
Tuscaloosa, Al. This may look like a plain grilled cheese sandwich, but not so my friends. Henrietta Johnson was sitting down to enjoy a nice grilled cheese sandwich. When all of a sudden out of no where an image appeared to her in the sandwich. This appeared after she spent the morning praying on how to make her trailer payment this month. Click on the picture to get a better look.
Portland Or. Sure this may look like an ordinary baby crib but not so. Scott Smith was just picking up his son Saturday afternoon when out of nowhere an image appeared to him. He has been struggling with how to tell his wife that his new born son really stinks. Click on the picture to get a better view.
Lancaster, Tx. Nothing is better on a hot summer day than a nice shower. At least that what Becky Jackson was thinking last week. She had been wondering if she actually was really hairy or if it was only a figment of her imagination. That is until this image appeared. Please click on the photo to get a better look.
Sydney, Australia. Lots of strange things happen in the outback. Some caused by the weather, some by the territory, some by animals and some are never explained. This is a tree that was spotted by some people who just swam away from what could have been a killer shark attack. After seeing this they knew they chose wrong about going in the water. Please check out what they saw by clicking on the picture..
May 25th, 2007
Hello my children. I know in the past I have given you my commandments and you have followed them for the most parts. But as I was thinking one day, who do I have to help me out when things are going bad. I mean the J-Man had the 12 Apostles. So why don't I have a posse????? I mean sometimes I could use the backup, and the company. So here's a look at who I would want hanging out with me as I helped the sick and the crippled and the poor.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
You have to have a guy that is there to kick ass for you. And this guy would be perfect.
Christopher Walken
This guy is just flat out crazy. I mean if people were questioning me, I would just stick him on them and he would scare the bejesus out of them.
"Mr. T"
Hell yea!!!!!!!!! Another guy to have my back. I mean I know Stone Cold is the man and all, but these guys would be named Hurt, and the other guy would be named Pain as we roamed the earth.
David Carradine
Sure the guy is old and probably a might bit on the slow side, but he did snatch the pebble from that old blind guys hand on Kung Fu, so he pretty damn cool in my book.
Emeril Lagasse
We need somebody to cook for us as we go from city to city helping the weirdo's get back to normal. Thanks for the grub E.
Bill Gates
I know I know he's a geek and he really couldn't do anything if we got into a scrap. But if I'm going and healing the sick, and turning water into wine, then I'm going to need somebody with a fat bank roll, cause I AIN'T STAYING IN NO BARN!!!!!
Denzel Washington
He is for sure rolling with me because he is cool. I really don't need a great actor I just need some cool people now. And he fits the bill.
My Buddy Tommy
I know he's nobody really famous, but he and I together with me having all this power. Hell yea, we would be livin' it up on Bill Gates' money.
Robert Shapiro
I know there are people out there saying that this is a bad choice, but if you get me and 10 dudes with bad attitudes and money to back it up. We are going to be in trouble and why not have a great attorney on your side when things hit the fan. And yes, I forgive myself.
Ok, so that is going to do it for my, well what do I call them??? They really aren't apostles are they??? Ok, so these are my nine..... RUFFNECKS!!!!! I like it, and you better recognize!!! Loading... No message is selected
