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Ok, so the last time I wrote about this it was about how to meet someone, and things to do and things to look for. Now, this is mainly for the guys out there because you need this more than anything. These are things that you should NEVER EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arnie's List of 10 Things Not To Do on a Date
1. Don't ask her mom to pull your finger. If anything ask dad to maybe win him over.
This one is pretty much a standard for the whole night, don't even ask her.
2. Never skip the shower no matter how late your going to be.
A girl will thank you for calling and being late, rather than showing up on time but stinking like the ass you are turning out to be.
3. Don't "FORGET" your wallet.
If you can't afford to go out, then don't. Chicks know this move and hate this move, yes, they will pay, but they will never go out with you again.
4. Don't nod off no matter how much she babbles.
Women can go on and on and on and on and you have to let them. Look here, if you like the broad enough to go out with her, then pay attention. If it's not going anywhere, then you only have a few more minutes with her anyway.
5. Don't talk about how GREAT your ex was.
Guys you might get tricked into this one. She will talk about her ex, and she maybe telling the truth, but more than anything it is a test to see if your still stuck on yours, and even if you are don't talk about her, she's not there to hear it and she's an ex for a reason.
6. Never EVER talk about POOP!!!!!!!!!!
Just not a good idea EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Don't ask, "Is THAT what your wearing?"
So if you ask this you are in soooooooooooo much trouble. First of all she thinks she's ugly and you hate her, so now she is going to be hung up on that all night, and will not let you off the hook no matter what. And you will have to sit there while she changes!!!!!
8. Monster truck shows are ALWAYS off limits.
No matter how much of a redneck she is, she will hate this even if she gets the tickets. These are for guys and guys only. Don't let them fool you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Don't ask, "Are you gonna finish that??"
Most nice restaurants don't have big meals so you are left hungry. To bad, stop by Taco Bell on the way home, or pick something up at the movies when you hit it up.
10. DO NOT WEAR THE CONDOM FOR THE WHOLE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a woman is going to give it up, and she is feeling around down there, and feels this.......it is over. She will leave and never talk to you again, and if she has ANY friends that you like, they will know and will NEVER go out with you!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope these 10 things help you out especially on your first dates. Please let me know if there is anything I have left off.
Arnie
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