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What up dizzles!!!!!! Updated August 30th, 2010 Yo digities what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here think about how much things have changed in the world in the last six months. Now go back a year and try to think about how things used to be. Now take a huge step back and look back about 5 years to see just how much things have changed in America. One thing that hasn't changed in those five years. New Orleans is STILL a dump. That's right we are at the five year "anniversary" of hurricane Katrina. Do you remember hearing that tens of thousands of Americans were killed during this storm. Or how about all the murders that were taking place in the Superdome along with the rapes as well. Even though NONE of that happened. The only thing that came out of Katrina was more Americans with their hands out. Do you remember how the government GAVE those people credit cards to "restart" their lives and instead they bought expensive purses, alcohol, and strippers. People will come out and say that is the only thing you can expect from them because they don't know any better. Which by the way is a load of shit because they have been doing the same thing with the free welfare money they had been getting before that. I remember hearing how people were working together and rebuilding New Orleans during this crisis. The only thing that got fixed was the Superdome where NO murders or rapes took place. The Ninth Ward which was a ghetto before, is still the same way. Isn't it funny to see what happens when you THROW money at a situation instead of having the people take care of it. Do you remember a few months ago when Tennessee flooded??? Of course not because it wasn't a good enough story. But there was flooding and people displaced from their homes. And the government to this day still hasn't said anything about it, more less given those people free credit cards. And what has happened, the city has band together and has rebuilt itself. Not all the way yet, but they are on their way. A hotel that pretty much lost the first two floors of rooms will be opening in two months. Now how many places in New Orleans are still shitty five years later? Compared to a few months of hard work in Tennessee. Nothing has changed in New Orleans and by the way NOTHING EVER WILL! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
August 23rd, 2010 Yo digities what's a crackin'??????? Ok, look here there is sooooooooooo much going on the world right now I don't know or even care where I should start. I mean everything from gay marriage(superduper) to the fuckin' oil spill in the Gulf, all the way to the big flood in Pakistan that people are not talking about and people are getting pissed off that the world isn't sending them the money they did send to other shitty countries when something bad happened there. Well lets start with that one. I think it's because the world knows that your a shit disturber and that's why people don't want to send you money. Is it right???? Hell, I don't know I didn't send money to other disasters and I look at this as nothing different. I mean the ONLY thing that has changed in the world is that, well, there is a bit of a recession going on in America, which is causing other countries to go belly up as well. So that could be what's going on with money to Pakistan, but everyone wants to say it's the evil Americans trying to teach a shitty country a lesson and how much they need us. Maybe that is happening and is that right??? I don't know, I think that we should teach all shitty countries a lesson but my solution doesn't include floods, fires are more like it. Ok, now onto the gay marriage debate. Except I'm not going to do that here, you have to listen to the show to get that. People made it clear at the polls they didn't agree with this and that should have been it until it got on another ballot, but of course that's not going to happen. By the way I didn't like the fact that Obama was elected can I get a judge to throw him out of office????? Oh, your saying that is stupid. Well isn't it the same thing????? Now who's stupid asshole??????? The voters voices are not being heard and that is going to do more damage to our country than anyone getting married. Last and certainly least is this fuckin' oil spill. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know about you but I really don't think that the big wigs at B.P. went out and said, "Hey chaps, what say we go out and loose billions of dollars by causing a terrible oil spilll." I'm sure it wasn't followed up by a "Jolly Good idea, governor". It was an accident let it go. When you kid is running and he falls down and scrapes his knee do you call the media and want to sue the city for what its sidewalk has done?????? No, because it was an accident. You "Americans" need to pull your panties up and start acting like REAL AMERICANS!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
August 9th, 2010 Yo digities what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here, last week was one of the best weeks on TV. It's simply known as Shark Week. This is the week that the Discovery Channel tells you EVERYTHING you ever need to know about sharks. It's really fun to watch not for the information but for the pure stupidity that goes along with sharks. You see the only thing that I or anyone ever needs to know about Sharks is that they will eat you if you are in the ocean. Sure they may not "mean" to eat you but it still happens. You see all these experts that say that as soon as they bite you in half they spit you out because we don't taste good to them. I'm sorry but I am still bitten in half and most likely going to die in the ocean. But as long as I get a "my bad" from the shark I should feel better about what just happened. Well this week has inspired other networks like Animal Planet to run episodes of one of my new favorite shows called Maneaters. Now if the title alone doesn't get you then the reenactments may. You see this show is all about how animals who are in or were in the wild attack human beings. Sure they try to make it humans fault by saying we are taking up more of "their" land now. I'm sorry when was the last time you saw a bear pay taxes????? By the way that was the episode. Bears attacking people. My favorite of the stories was of a father and his daughter hiking in what the father called " Grizzley Country". Now I don't know about you but that to me sounds like Grizzly Bears are plentiful in that spot. I know that you may call me a pussy for this but I don't care because I'm not going to get eaten by a bear, but I would AVOID Grizzly Country. It doesn't really sound that welcoming. If it was called Donutville and bears attacked then I would say that is an accident. But Grizzly Country sounds to me a whole lot like the words " STAY THE FUCK OUT"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways this father and daughter were hiking and remaining very quiet because they wanted to see a bear that day. They did in the form of a mama grizzly(not Sarah Palin) walking with her cubs. Well of course the mama is going to protect her cubs and she does so by ripping most of the guys skull off, and then actually biting his daughters skull. That is until they played dead and the bears went away. The people ended up being rescued and made a full recovery. At least you would think that. There was something wrong with their brains though because 10 years after the attack the two idiots went back to Grizzly country and hiked again. Nothing happened this time but just wait. How stupid are you that you are going back. If you want to see a bear that bad go to the damn zoo where they can't bite your skull. I'm glad they went back because that means there will be more episodes of these shows. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
August 1st, 2010 Yo digities what's happening?????? Ok, look here I don't know about you but I am really tired of getting shitty service while I'm out. I mean aren't we in a recession? And don't you think that if people have money to spend when they go out they should be treated alright?? I'm not talking about getting away with murder but I'm just talking about getting treated with a little courtesy. Let's say that you go to a place, we will call it a Shack. Let's say that you in the mood for some seafood, I don't know let's just say that you have a hankerin' for some CRAB. And let's say that you might know a guy named Joe that has eaten there before. Now when you get to the restaurant you know it's going to be busy and you don't expect to be seated right away, but when they tell you 25 minutes you think that mean at most 25 minutes. Now, I'm not saying that I was watching the clock, but at minute 51 I decided to go and see what the holdup was. They told me they didn't call my name, but they did call and Arnold party of 14. REALLY a party of 14??????? Glad they could be seated before me even though they showed up 14 minutes after me. So, finally I get my seat and all I want to do is eat. Sure enough the waitress who is awful waits forever to take the drink orders, and when she does come back she asks me if I wanted a cup of chowder or a bowl of chowder. I made it PAINFULLY clear that I wanted a cup, I even did the stupid hand gesture of me holding a cup. Note to customers out there when the waiter or waitress comes back and wants to "clear" things up that means they have forgot to put your order in but don't want to tell you that because you might not tip them as much. So the rest of the meal goes on without a hitch because we got a replacement waitress because ours had to take her break. Everything was going better until all the loud foreigners started speaking their native gibberish and then of course the dance routines by the staff. I really do enjoy watching people dance rather than taking my damn order. Is this a restaurant or a strip club?????? If it's the latter it will be closing soon. So here you go servers, how about treating your customers with the respect they deserve????? THEY ARE PAYING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......... July 26th, 2010 Yo digities what's up?????? Ok look here I don't know about you but I have noticed that the economy isn't doing that well. People are losing jobs, places of business are closing left and right. I guess its pretty bad in America right now. So why is it that there are certain resteraunts that are closed on Sundays?????? I mean really???? How do you justify being closed?????? I know it's probably for religious stuff, but think of all the people that could be working those days. But that's not why it's a problem for me. I mean I really do want Chicken on a biscuit on Sundays!!!!!!!! That's all, Chick-Fila I'm talking to you. No matter how many times I drive by your place you are ALWAYS closed on Sundays!!!!!!!!!!! Please just open one or two Sundays a month. But that's not what really pisses me off. No, what really pisses me off is the fact that there are still some places out there, in THIS economy that do NOT open for lunch. WHAT THE FUCK????????? I mean are you NOT hurting during this time. Do your employees NOT want to make a little more money????? I know that I would LOVE to have a steak at noon, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't because certain places don't open until 4:30. You see that is why in the south the Waffle House is the only REAL restraunt that there is. You see they NEVER close. They are actually open 366 days a year just to show you that they care. Sure their waitresses are God awful ugly and their food may leave your stomach needing an emergency room, but they are still there for you the customer!!!!!!!!!!!! That is why we need a Waffle House out here on the Worst Coast!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
July 19th, 2010 Yo digities what's up?????? I don't know about you but I just checked outside and since it's summer time that means it's hot. But that must be something new for the east coast since this has been one of the hottest summers since LAST summer. I can't tell you how stupid the coverage on the "heat" wave was a couple weeks ago when temperatures got up to almost 100 in the northeast. How did they survive????? I mean it just so happens to get that hot in a big part of the country each and every summer but NOTHING is said about that. I guess that's because the upper northeast is still the most important part of the country for people right????? They have this new invention that just came out it's called an air conditioner. What it does is that it blows cool air on you when it is hot outside. Now they have had these in the South for many many years now even though the south is nothing but a bunch of backwards rednecks that like to have sex with their cousins. Isn't it funny how we can think about this but the high society of New York and Massachusetts can't????? I mean I thought that's where all the smartest people were. The best thinkers right????? I guess their brains have melted with all the hot temperatures that hit them this summer. Maybe they can remember what happened this June and July next year because the weather is going to be the exact same. I do have to say that my favorite part of the coverage was when they asked a New Yorker who was delivering BOTTLED WATER how he was going to battle the heat. He said that he would take advantage of the cool places that he had to deliver to and be sure to rest in between deliveries. HOW ABOUT YOU OPEN YOUR TRUCK AND HAVE SOME DAMN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once again another brain that was melted by out of nowhere hot temperatures. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
July 12th, 2010 Yo digities what's happening?????? Ok, look here. What was the biggest story in the world this week????? That's right Lebron James going to the Miami Heat. Now I'm not going to say that is stupid because it's a sports story, but I'm going to say it's stupid because Lebron James has really done NOTHING in the league. Do I think that he is the best player in the league???? YES, I do. Problem is that he has never won anything! I do think that the Miami Heat are a better team because they picked him up but that does NOT mean that they are going to win the championship. I mean think of all the things that could happen, he could get hurt, he could get arrested hell he could be found out that he has 50 mistresses on the side. We don't know what is going to happen. But I couldn't believe it when I saw that it was a news story that he was booed outside of Carmelo Anthony's wedding. What did he think people in New York were going to do??? I mean they aren't going to welcome him to the city with open arms after he pretty much said, "Up Yours" to them. This is the thing that I am sure of this season. The 5 other cities that had a chance at signing Lebron will boo him louder and harder than any other city that he plays in, and I can't wait. The first time he goes to Cleveland I really hope those fans don't sell out and applaud him because he made himself so "important" that they should greet him with boo's. And then lets see how he is made up. Let's see if he can handle that, if he can thrive on the boo's. All the real greats did. Look at Kobe, he's a guy that NO ONE outside of L.A. can stand but he still gets the job done. Now Lebron the ball is actually in your court. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla........
July 5th, 2010 Yo digities, what's happening?????? Ok, look here I have to say that Disneyland needs to change their mantra from the happiest place on Earth to the RUDEST place on Earth. Having been down there for two days I really realized that if you don't have kids you don't matter. But also if your not cripple you don't matter either. I can't tell you how many damn times my foot got run over by a stroller and NOTHING was said. Plus the people walking with the cripples in rows of four across to where you couldn't get through. So here is some advice for you people who enjoy Disneyland but don't have gimps or kids. First of all learn to walk in a straight line with whoever you are with. Now I can't promise this will work but it the best defense that I found with dealing with these assholes. Here's another great clue to when going there, if you are lucky enough to have a little kid walk and fall down in front of you it's ok to kind of step on him, I'm not saying to hurt him but it's for the kids own good. This probably won't happen to you but it did to me and that made me smile. Here's another great thing to know about Disney, if you have an old wheelchair or walking boot go ahead and put it on because not only do YOU get to go to the front of the line, but your whole party gets to go there as well. This I learned when getting on Space Mountain and I saw 10 people jump the line because they had one hurt person with them. Now as far as the strollers go this is a perfect place to pick one up if you have misplaced yours. There is a HUGE parking space outside the Small World ride where people just leave their strollers unattended for a good 30-40 minutes. I'm not saying that you should steal one but if your in to that kind of thing......... Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
June 21st, 2010 Yo digities, what's happenin'??????? Ok, look here, I know that in the past week we have talked about the oil spill in the Gulf. Now I do understand that it is bad and that something like this shouldn't happen. But it did. Now we have to deal with it, but do it realistically. I read somewhere last week that the President of BP was being hammered for attending a yachting event. WHY??????? I know that his company is responsible for the mess but is he not allowed to have a life outside of work????? Should he not go to the grocery store either???? Do people expect him to put some rubber boots on and go clean up the Gulf???? If that's the cast then you are all stupid. The other stupid thing that I saw this week was a couple of the midgets from the Half Pint Brawlers TV show outside of a BP station in Chicago yelling a screaming that they are evil people. They even stopped cars from pulling in and getting gas. WHY????? Did that station attendent blow up the rig????? Is he supposed to close the store down and go to the Gulf to clean things up too???? The answer is NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That guy is just trying to put food on the table for his family and running a store as well. Those guys have NOTHING to do with BP except they buy their gas from them. If people want to protest those stations, guess what? They will take all their gas and sell it to the Shell station down the street and still make their money. You people that want to shake your hands in the air and say that they should do something about it, why don't you. Hop your happy ass on a plane and fly down and get YOUR hands dirty by cleaning this up. Don't blame the people who really had NOTHING to do with it. Damn you people are stupid!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
June 14th, 2010 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here. I don't want to see any parades, any ceremonies and I really don't want to see any sit down TV interviews with this 16 year old girl who tried to sail around the world and FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week she set off her distress signal and then the search was on for her. Now this got me to wonder why in the BLUE HELL this 16 year old GIRL is trying to sail around the world by herself. That's right by herself. Who didn't think this would end like this????? I mean first of all you are asking a woman, a young one at that, to know what north, south, east and west are, plus she's alone at sea. I don't know if she or her parents had heard but there are PIRATES out there right now, and wouldn't that have been a great story?????? But instead she encountered some storms and big waves, who would have thought that big waves would hit her in the OCEAN???????????????????????????? But now we are going to be told about how brave and heroic this girl is. How inspiring it is that a young girl would try to take this on. She had originally set sail to break the record for how fast she could do it, but once that failed she decided to keep going. BAD MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we are going to be told that she should be an inspiration to the youth of the world that when you dream of something that it is OK to not accomplish this dream. Instead of holding her up as a hero how about we hold up all the people that were used to locate her when she was lost at sea. But instead we are going to be told that's their job. Well, if that's the case then this girl better get her ass back to school because that is her job. If she doesn't like that job, then I have a dirty kitchen she can work on. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
June 7th, 2010 Yo digities what's happening????? Ok, look here. I know that we have been talking about unemployment for a while now and how it is "helping" people. Sure, it was set up just for that but now we have people who refer to themselves as "99ers". Which if you were not listening to the show(thank you soooooo much) it means that you have been on unemployment for 99 months. REALLY??????? Those people couldn't find a job in that time??? I'm sure that there are PLENTY of jobs out there for people but the problem is that the jobs that are out there aren't "good" enough for them. What is GOOD ENOUGH????? Is it a job that pays you money????? I would say that is pretty good. But instead that want their health care taken care of they want 4 weeks of paid vacation, they want a corner office and of course they want to do as little as possible. Well let me tell you when you are out of work you don't have a whole lot of says in your job. The only thing that you need to worry about is GETTING A FUCKIN' JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go out and work on a farm, go out and work on the docks. Sure those are two really tough jobs but they will pay you when your done. How about going and working at a Walmart or Target, and in a few months maybe you will see some of those benefits that people LOVE so much. Maybe if your good at your job they could make you a team leader and you could make more money, and maybe someday in not that long, you can become a manager. But instead you BUMS, LOSERS, and DREGS of society would rather sit at home and take money that we the working people are giving you. I tell you what why don't you let me come to your house and see what I have bought you and if I like it I think I will take it for myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.......
May 31st, 2010 Yo digities what's happening?????? Ok, look here. There are a bunch of you people out there that don't know the in's and out's of things. For example there are a bunch of you assholes out there that don't know how to get off a damn plane. So here's your lesson. When it is your rows turn to get up and get your stuff and get off the plane that's when you do it. None of this shit of people from the back running up to the front to get off before anyone has even got out of their seats yet. Don't worry you won't miss your plane that for some odd reason you won't be late for and you won't have any desire to get on the plane in such a hurry. Or how about the people that don't know when to get up and leave. They give you a look like, "Why do I need to get up and leave?" BECAUSE IT'S YOUR DAMN TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about this one that I just experienced . When your at the movies and it ends you need to walk as close to the railing as possible because I do believe that EVERYONE would like to leave the theatre just like you are doing. Instead it seems like you have to wait until the last person in the last row gets up and has left before you can even think about getting out of your seat. Just move a little bit to the side and let everyone get out of the damn movie. The last example has to be the easiest. People cannot and will never be able to get on and off an elevator. We have all seen people wanting to get on an elevator, because we have all been that person. Why is it sooooooo damn important to get on???? Is it because you were late? I mean then everyone should pay right??????? I love to see the people that are in such a rush they don't let the people get off the elevator as well. For once I would like to stay on and if that person had the balls to ask what floor I wanted I would tell them that I missed my chance because I had to ride with such an important person all the way back up. Come on people just use a little common sense and decency. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
May 24th, 2010 Yo digities what's crackin'???????? So I don't know if you have heard but Lindsey Lohan is a wreck. I know, I know she went to rehab and was ordered by the court to clean up her act or else. Or else what??????? Last week she didn't show up to a court date because she was in France at a stupid film festival. And another side note. What the hell movie was she there for??? She hasn't been in a movie in a while. Only terrible photo shoots. I don't think that they are showing them there. Anyways she said that she couldn't get back to the country because someone stole her passport. Really???? Are you sure that a French dog didn't eat it??? I don't know about you but if I have a pretty major court date coming up I'm not going to be doing anything to miss that. You know like flying to France so I can party. It's funny because this court that she is running now has told her she has to complete an alcohol training class and she can't be out drinking. This is NOT the AA nazi coming out in me it's the follow court ruling nazi. How many times do we have to hear stories or see pictures of her partying out in public???? Now I know how courts work for real stars. People who are actually still part of the Hollywood scene not washed up looser chicks like Lindsey Lohan. Of course when she goes back to court this week there are going to be all sorts of excuses why she didn't finish her alcohol course, and all sorts of reasons why she couldn't get back in time. And of course we are going to see the judge make a stern warning to her that she won't follow. How about this. When she shows up they arrest her for violating her parole. And instead of only serving about an hour or two in jail, how about they keep her for a few days? I know wouldn't that be crazy if Lindsey Lohan, who isn't a star anymore was treated that way. If your reading this today before a court date you have, I would suggest you show up. But if you want say that someone stole your ID and you couldn't drive. I HATE LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
May 17th, 2010 Yo digities, what's crackin'?????? Ok, look here, remember when you were a kid and your friend down the street had the better cable than you did? You remember how you would go down to his house so you could watch all the cool things on TV that you couldn't get at your house because your parents were too cheap. In my adult life I promised myself that I would be that kid from down the street, having the best TV at all times. I think that I have gotten that, here's the problem. TV and cable SUCK now. I don't know how many times I find myself going through the guide and not being able to find a damn thing to watch on TV. Hey TBS, the show Yes Dear is NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop showing it forty two times a day. By the way Tyler Perry SUCKS too!!!!!!!!!! I mean I have even tried watching the History Channel for Gangland or cool shows like that and they don't show them. Instead they show the breading habits of roaches and it is interesting up until the twenty third time you see it. Don't get me started on the networks, I mean how many self help shows can you watch????? Remember growing up when they would show reruns of Different Strokes, and Good Times all day long??? Not to mention Gilligans Island and The Munsters. Now you have to watch TV Land for that and they don't even start until 11 or 12 at night. I just wish someone would come out with a cool TV channel that had all the stuff I wanted to watch on it. Now before you write and say that I should go online, let me stop you and say that I don't have a bed or couch near my computer so it won't work. I know that the shit is available online but I want it on my kickass cable. I mean that's why I got it. By the way movie channels show some cool movies as well, I don't want to see Nim's Island any damn more!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.........
May 10th, 2010 Yo digities!!!!!!! What's happening?????? Ok, look here I just saw something that blew my mind. And it makes me really wonder what in the BLUE HELL is going on in this world. I saw that two former cast members of The Real World are running for office. That's right two people that put their lives on hold so they could film a "reality" show for MTV about what happens when 7 strangers are picked to live in a house together to see what sort of lies a network can tell us. Who in the hell thinks that this is a good idea????? I mean I'm all for people following their dreams, but these are NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!! I know that the people who are leading the free world aren't that great, but these are actors who were not able to get real jobs so they settled for a cable network that used to show the Our House video twenty thousand times a day. What kind of dumbass do you have to be to support one of these losers?????? I mean do you think that they can make a difference. Maybe the first thing that they could do is bring music back to MTV. Probably not because if you think that the people supporting them and standing behind them are stupid, just think of the people that vote for them. I mean I think that I would rather vote for a dirty diaper than one of these morons. I mean the difference between the two is that the Real World cast member smells like shit!!!!!!! I don't know what is happening in our country but I have said it once and I will say it again. I LOVE AMERICA, but I HATE this country. I can't wait to see which one of the Telletubbies is going to be appointed to the Supreme Court. Thanks for letting me vent, I'll holla.....
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