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May 21st -
The newest Terminator movie. You know the one that Christian Bale had a meltdown on the set. Here's my problem with this hunk of crap movie. The Terminator IS Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is the ONLY person that can star in a Terminator movie. I'm sorry but Christian Bale is a shitty actor and I really can't buy him kicking ass in or out of a batsuit. |
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May 21st -
Part two of the Transformers comes out and let me just say how stupid I already think that this movie is. We got it the first time that cars are robots and robots are bugs and Shia Laboof is flat out TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! |
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July 1st -
Public Enemies. WOW, I don't know where to start with this one. It looks like Johnny Depp and Christian Bale are gangsters in the 30's. On behalf of America let me apologize to organized crime for this piece of shit. I mean really does anyone believe that Johnny Depp can kick anyone's ass?????? Maybe Chicago will be transformed into a huge POOP DECK. |
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July 10th -
Bruno. Well Sasha Baron Colon is out with another one of his shitty characters from his Da Ali G Show. This one's about some sort of gay model who probably comes to America to do a report for his country and falls in love with Pam Anderson. I thought that movie sucked the first time I saw it. |
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July 10th -
I Love You Beth Cooper. I know that this isn't that big of a movie but I have seen the preview quite a few times. Here's the thing UBER BITCH Hayden Panettiere is a stuck up bitch in this movie, so that means she's playing herself. And some dork falls in love with her and the laughs start there. The movie should be called SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH HAYDEN PANETTIERE And Get A Last Name People Can Spell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
