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CLICK HERE FOR THE 10 WORST MOVIES OF 2007
What up digities!!!!!!!!!!
Arnie what's up with movies
Welcome to my all new "Movie Reviews" page. Look, I love going to the movies, but I am sick and damn tired of people in Hollywood who are out of touch with the world tell us about how great some movie is, and then you actually spend your money to see it and it just plain sucks donkeys. Well now there's a place you can go to find out how good a movie really is before you waste your time and money seeing it... right here on my "Movie Reviews" page. Now as for my ratings system, we're gonna keep it good n' simple. None of this "3 stars, 4 stars 5 1/2 stars" garbage. Here's how my rating system works.... If the movie is good, it gets a "Happy Face." If it sucks, I give it a "Mean Face." |
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"Happy Face"
The movie was good.
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"Mean Face"
This movie sucks out loud.
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Got it?? Good.
September 2nd, 2008
Here's my review for...
21
Ok, so while on vacation the movies really sucked that came out. So I decided to get a pay per view movie. No, not that kind. At least I'm not writing about that one. I got the movie 21. This is a movie about some geeks that go to M.I.T. and get involved with a professor that is into counting cards in Vegas. So it sounded pretty good, but like only Hollywood could do, they made this movie boring and nerdy. The movie is based on a true story that happened, I'm sure Vegas is really happy to hear that they are showing people how to cheat in their casino's. Oh wait, that's right they aren't just people they are super brains that count cards faster than Rainman. I don't know how many movies I've seen about counting cards, but here's a favor I ask of Hollywood. SLOW DOWN, I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!!!!!!! If they wanted to make real money on the movie, in the DVD they would break it down and show you how to do it. That would be an AWESOME movie. But of course they don't. Plus in the movie they keep going back to the same place ALL the damn time. How smart are they?????? Wouldn't you want to cheat at other places as well??????? Kevin Spacey is in the movie as the creepy professor. Let me ask, did he even have to audition for the role, or did they say he just fits that character perfectly???????? Kate Bosworth is in it too. I don't know about you but she just seems like a real uppity bitch. That could be just me. All and all a movie about a bunch of kids cheating in Vegas doesn't do it for me. Especially since they didn't show me how to do it in the first place. I hated the movie.
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