10.  Good Luck Chuck.  This movie was terrible because the stars were terrible.  Jessica I don't show my boobs Alba and Dane I'm a crappy comic Cook.  This was an uncomfortable comedy where you could really tell that the actors didn't like each other and weren't that good to begin with.

9.  3:10 to Yuma.  I hate Christian Bale, and I hate Russell Crowe.  No reason really except for the fact that they both SUCK at acting.  The only way they could make it worse was to do a movie together.  And the only way to make that worse is to make it a western.

8.  Blades of Glory.   Your saying how can you go wrong with a Will Ferrell movie?  I will tell you.  Put Napoleon Dynamite in it and make it about male figure skating, and poof you have a shitbag movie.

7.  No Country for Old Men.  I was really looking forward to the latest Coehn brothers movie and it turned out bad.  I'm sorry that's being nice.  It was a shitty attempt to make you think about things in a movie.  Plus Woody Harrelson was in it too!!!!!!!!

6.  The Kingdom.  I am so damn tired of Jamie Foxx.  By the way Red Foxx wants his extra X back.  He is not a good actor, and even worse at action movies because he is a big pussy.

5.  Evan Almighty.  This movie had all the promise of a hilarious movie, too bad it turned out to not only suck but suck out loud.  REALLY?? WHO WANTS TO TURN INTO NOAH??????

4.  Now I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.  Adam Sandler is no longer funny.  Wow, a comedy that tries to preach Gay rights.  I'm sorry I like an occasional fart joke mixed in with my message.  And I don't look like Kevin God Damn James!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.  I AM Legend.  I know, I know I said that this was the worst movie of the year, and I was wrong.  It's the worst movie about a survivor in New York of the year though.  Not only has this movie been done before and better by Tom Hanks, at least he didn't have to battle shitty looking Vampires in the movie as well.  Bring back Wilson.

2.  Rendition.  If you blink you will miss Reese Whitherspoon.  Or in my case you won't really miss her at all.  But instead you will be forced to watch Jake Gillenhall try to act WAAAAAY above his head.  If there was a roll for a 17 year old that worked at Target he could do that.  Playing and FBI agent is like me trying to play Kate Moss in a movie.  And I would still be MORE believable.

1.  Reign Over Me.   Adam Sandler doing a very dark and crappy character.  Don Cheadle sucked right along with him as a dentist.  If you have ever thought about killing yourself PLEASE DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!  Because you will do so at about the halfway point.  I'm not kidding I actually saw someone light themselves on fire during this movie.  I thought about stopping it, but then I looked at the screen and understood!!!!!!!