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Whaddup diggities... A lot of people ask me what I like and find hot in porn and have hopefully uncovered for you (check out the links below of my most recent Porn features).
So I was thinking of something that I have not yet attacked in the porn world and I was thinking........Celebrity Sex tapes. And really not the good ones. I mean really does it get any better than Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee or Pam Anderson and Brett Michaels, or Pam Anderson and the rest of the world???? So here are a few celebrity porns that you should really avoid at ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 5. Paris Hilton. I know, I know many people think she's really hot, but she sucks in bed. We have all seen the night vision tape and she just sits there. No real joy in it, nothing. I really don't think she has any idea about what is going on.
 4. Ron Jeremy. Anything with Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog is bad. He USED to be a porn star. Now he is just fat ugly and gross. I don't want to see him with his clothes on, moreless with them off and him doing it.
 3. Chyna. You know the former pro wrestler that could kick everyone's ass. I have seen parts of her video she made with X-Pac and I have to tell you that her clit looked like the Jolly Green Giants thumb, but a bit greener. Oh, by the way she still is scary.
 2, Dustin Diamond. He was Screech on Saved By the Bell. I am really impressed that he actually got someone to give it up to him. And blown away by the fact that he got someone to do it with him on tape. That way he can prove he's not a virgin. Whoever the girl is, her parents must be really proud.
 1. Janet Reno. I just vomited a little in my mouth at the thought!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday May 11th, 2007 Ok, so we have looked at the best starlettes in Porn. Now it's time to look at what makes them the best. That's right, their BOOBS, KNOCKER, JUGGS, CANS, MELONS, GAZZONGAS, TA TA'S and plenty of other wonderful names that we call the breasts. I don't care if they are real or fake. Yes, most of the stars in the movies are fake and that is okay by me. Hell, it's what we expect in the porn business and that's what we like. Here are what I consider to be the best 5 sets of ta-ta's in the industry that I have grown to appreciate... Top 5 Best Porn Star Boobs... Jesse Jane - Ok, so she is really not working all that much anymore. But pound for pound her knockers are very great, and very, very big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeanna Fine/Victoria Paris - These two women not only have wonderful, amazing breasts, but they are true legends in the industry. Victoria Paris was one of the original girls who got her juggs worked on and the rest has been history in the film industry
Jenna Jameson - You really can't have a list that doesn't include Jenna. Whatever it is you talk about in porn, her name has to be mentioned. Her boobs for a long time looked as natural as fake boobs could look. That is until she started going crazy with the surgeries, but she still looks good
#2 Brianna Banks - I know, I know, you probably thought that she would be my number one. It was really a close race when hit came to talking about AWESOME Hooters, and hers are. But they just look too fake. That's not a bad thing though, because they are really really fantastic. Those along with her being pretty much the dirtiest girl in the business who is a mainstreamer is why she ranks so high.
#1 Chasey Lain - Nothing short of spectacular can be said about her TA TAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chasey Lain is probably the most perfect girl who has, or possibly will ever be in the porn business. Her rack is something that our children's children are going to talk about. I just wish she would have stayed around a little longer, but thank you Chasey Lain for the wonderful Melons that you brought to the movies!!!!!!!!!
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