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2006 BAD NEWS ARCHIVES

The 2006 Bad News Over Happy Music Hall of Fame...

"FOREIGN BAD NEWS"

A Pakistani man was so excited to marry his fiancée, he showed up at her house and started firing his gun in the air in celebration. A bullet struck his soon-to-be bride. He thought he had killed her, so he immediately turned the gun on himself and committed suicide. Turns out the bullet only grazed her: Story

"BAD NEWS"

A prisoner of 12 years was completely exonerated and released from jail because of overturned evidence. The day after he was released, he was killed in a hit and run accident: Story: Update!!!

A family had their dog put to sleep because it was diseased and living in agony. They found out months later that the vet didn't put the dog down, but resold it to another owner. Months later, the dog finally died, having lived its last months in pure anguish: Story

A horrible accident in Michigan left one girl (and 4 others) dead but one had survived and was in a coma. Weeks later, the bandages were removed and authorities discovered the identities of the two girls were mixed up and the girl they thought was in a coma was one of the ones who died in the crash (once again, killing a total of 5 people): Story: Update!!!

This kid was preparing for a tricky golf shot when he lost his footing and fell down a hill. In a freak accident, his golf club snapped in half and his neck was impaled on the severed golf club shaft. He's dead: Story: Update!!!

In Detroit, a boy's mother collapsed because of a heart attack. When the 9 year old called 911, he was hung up on... twice... because they thought he was playing: Story: Update!!!

This lady went out for a night of drinking and partying. When she returned back home (to the shelter where she was staying) she crawled into bed with her baby and put a bucket next to the bed in case she got sick. The next day, her baby was found... drowned in the bucket of vomit: Story: Update!!!

 

 

 

 

December 15th, 2006...

1. This guy ran onto some trian tracks to rescue his dog from an oncoming train. He was run over and killed. The dog is fine: Story
2. In North Carolina, a woman pulled her car over to help a bicyclist who had been struck in a hit and run car accident. She was then hit by another car... which also fled the scene of the crime. She's dead: Story
3. This is why you shouldn't mess with other people's Christmas ornaments: Story
4. What's worse than a little boy piloting a plane? Nothing if the plane crashes and kills people: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Little boy run over by truck hauling caskets: Story

 

 

December 12th, 2006...

1. In Cambodia, a man paying for sex with a prostitute refused to wear a condom. He complained and threw a fit, so the prostitute stabbed him to death: Story
2. The orld's heaviest woman had some minor surgery on her lymph nodes. She died from complications: Story
3. A man was in his wheelchair when a fire broke out. He was burned alive (or dead, actually): Story
4. This beloved girl fell off a horse and died: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. 2-year-old girl got backed over by mommy's car: Story

 

 

December 8th, 2006...

1. In a village in India, a family was sleeping quietly in their hut. 7 elephants stampeded the hut. The baby of the family was killed: Story
2. In Missouri, this wife was given a beer by her husband. It was warm and stale, so she shot him to death: Story
3. This guy was hanging Christmas lights when he fell off the roof of his house. His wife rushed him to the hospital. He didn't make it: Story
4. Kids and guns do not mix: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. This soldier volunteered to serve a 3rd term in Iraq so his platoon-mate could stay home with his newborn baby. He was killed in battle: Story

 

 

December 5th, 2006...

1. A (hot) San Houston state student let her boyfriend into her apartment room to talk things out. He shot her to death and turned the gun on himself: Story
2. A really nice guy (according to friends) was walking home from a bar. He was hit by another car and dragged for over a mile. He's dead: Story
3. This handcuffed teenager was running from the police when he jumped over a highway divider. Turns out it wasn't a highway divider, it was the edge of a 62 foot bridge. He hit the water and drowned: Story
4. This 14 year old kid was hanging out with his friends, who were throwing eggs at cars. One of the egged drivers hopped out and shot him to death: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. This 9-year-old was on a Boy Scouts float in a local parade. He was thrown from the float and run over by several vehicles. He's dead: Story

 

 

December 1st, 2006...

1. In Edmonton Alberta, Canada, a man was in trying to keep warm by turning up the propane heater. He ended up dying of carbon monoxide poisoning: Story
2. This guy and his buddy had a bet over the U.S.C./Clemson game. One of the two decided not to pay up even though they lost the bet. The other one shot him to death: Story
3. A man stopped on the side of the road to help a lady who was pulled over. As he was dialing 911, she walked into traffic and was killed. Yes, this sounds strange to us, too. Police are investigating: Story
4. Some off-duty firefighters ran into a burning building to save two people's lives in an Irvington fire, but unfortunately they couldn't save everybody: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. This is why you don't put 4-month-old babies down in a recliner: Story

 

 

November 28th, 2006...

1. In Maine, a guy who was dragging logs back to his house for firewood was thrown from his tractor and dragged to death. His kids got to see the aftermath: Story
2. This Irvine mother was stabbed to death with a screwdriver. Happy Thanksgiving: Story
3. This lady died in a car accident driving to her to holiday dinner: Story
4. This little boy was having a seizure in school... or so the teachers thought. Turns out he was choking on a toy dart from a toy dart gun. The suction cup prevented anyone from being able to pull it out of his throat. He choked to death: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. This is why 11 years and 12 year olds should not be playing with guns during the holidays: Story

 

 

November 21st, 2006...

1. In South Carolina, a man driving his car down the highway plowed into a horse driving at full speed. The man's dead. The horse is dead: Story
2. This guy was supposed to be on the plane that killed Yankees pitcher Corey Lidle. He died in a plane crash this past week: Story
3. Little kid running into the road chasing a ball that got away... nothing bad could happen, right? Story
4. This guy had a heart attack while driving. The convulsions caused his body to sieze up and slam down on the accelerator. His minivan ended up in a ditch, but he's okay. The 7 year old kid riding with him was killed: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Kids, this is why you souldn't jump on the bed with the window open... in an apartment room on the 8th floor: Story



 

November 17th, 2006...

1. SUV rollover accident ejects and kills a teenager: Story
2. This is why you don't let 2 year old kids play alone in a car: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

3. Girl dies saving sister from house fire: Story

 

 

November 14th, 2006...

1. In Florida, a doggie's leash got caught in a wood shredder (stump grinder) and he was being yanked into a shredder. The best friend of the dog's frantically grabbed the leash to try and save the dog. They were both pulled in and shredded to death: Story
2. In New York, this guy got shot 11 times arguing over a parking space. He didn't make it: Story
3. This guy was on a hunting trip and sleeping happily in his loft. He rolled out of the loft in his sleep and fell 8 feet to the kitchen below, impaling himself on a metal chair. He didn't make it either: Story
4. Hit 'n run crash. A truck slams into a mom and 2 children. Results... not good: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. In Georgia, big rig slammed into a mule truck. People and mules... all dead: Story

 

 

November 9th, 2006...

1. This Dutch woman was visiting the grave site she had purchased next to her husband's grave. She dropped dead of a heart attack: Story
2. This Gorilla was playing with a fellow gorilla at the zoo. He slipped and fell into the moat and drowned in front of a couple hundred spectators: Story
3. Ever heard of the sect of the Pentecostal Church that handles rattlesnakes during their ceremonies? Sounds like a dumb idea doesn't it? This lady found out the hard way: Story
4. An out of control pickup truck slammed through this family's home. A little girl in the house was run over and killed: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. A little boy was left alone in the yard with the family's two large rottweiler's. The dogs mauled the child to death: Story

 

 

November 7th, 2006...

1. In Nepal, a bus plunged off a cliff and killed 45 people: Story
2. A lady cop was helping out by directing traffic. She was run over and killed: Story
3. This cancer patient dedicated himself to beating cancer by attending baseball games at all major league stadiums. He died shortly after anyway: Story
4. Okay kids, this is why you shouldn't play around with shotguns so close to your friend's face: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Word to the wise if you're in Texas... if a hog runs in front of your car, don't swerve out of it's way and into a ditch while you're driving full speed: Story

 

 

October 27th, 2006...

1. In Canada, a husband and wife had married for 36 years. She was walking across the street and run over by a garbage truck: Story
2. Ohio State student tried to jump out of a moving elevator... with gruesome results: Story
3. This is why you don't put beer kegs near open flames at a party: Story
4. A man was teaching his 17-year-old daughter to drive. She lost control of their pickup truck and ran off the road. He's dead: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Bulldozer falls over and kills a 10-year-old: Story

 

 

October 24th, 2006...

1. On a highway in Australia, a motorist struck a kangaroo, which was launched across the highway and through the windshield of another passing car. That driver is dead: Story
2. Thousands of people at "Bridge Day" in West Virginia watch as a base jumper plummets to his death: Story
3. A man on a family vacation stopped his van to take some photos of "Bear Mountain." His suicidal wife put the van in neutral and it roll off a 300 foot cliff with her in it... and their two children. Miraculously, the children survived with minor injuries. She's dead: Story
4. Lovesick teen tried to kill herself by driving the family Mercedes head on into oncoming traffic. It didn't work. She only got a sprained ankle. The mother of 2 that she hit head on is dead: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. A 6 year old was playing in his room pretending to do professional wrestling moves. He hung himself to death on his bedroom doorknob: Story

 

 

October 20th, 2006...

1. In Pakistan, a lovesick fiancée was trying to get his bride-to-be's attention by showing up at her house and firing his gun in the air with joy. A bullet ricocheted and struck her. The man thought he had killed her, so he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide. Turns out his fiancée is fine: Story
2. In Florida, cops and fireman were holding a charity bus race fundraiser to help out local youth clubs. A collision occurred during the race and a sheriff driver was ejected and run over. He's dead. This happened in front of his wife and kids by the way: Story
3. In New Orleans, a man committed suicide by jumping off a building. He left a five page note admitting to cooking and eating his girlfriend. Cops went to his apartment and discovered he was right. Her body parts were cooking on the stove: Story
4. Boy murders his twin brother over a gun: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Man kills son while backing up in driveway: Story

 

 


October 17th, 2006...

1. This dog's master and his wife died. The dog ate their corpses: Story
2. This guy in Florida was sticking up for his bartender buddy. It ended up getting him killed: Story
3. This lady was on a celebation trip in Italy for finishing her chemo for breast cancer. She fell, broke her leg and got an infection. She's dead. : Story
4. This boy was running "suicide" sprint drills in his gym class. He dropped dead: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Kid killed on bicycle: Story

 

 


October 13th, 2006...

1. Mobile park owner killed asking group to stop firing guns into air: Story
2. Mom killed as boy crashes van into dentist office: Story
3. Colorado high school football player collapses, dies: Story
4. Cheerleader killed after homecoming game: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Boy dragged to death by school bus: Story

 

 


October 10th, 2006...

1. A woman in India was visiting her son at the Institute of Medical Sciences. On the way back, a wild monkey picked up a brick and cracked her over the head with it. She's dead: Story
2. Worker killed and 2 injured when Queens building collapses: Story
3. Man hit by car and dragged to death: Story
4. Grim end to family's search for daughter: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. A 5 year old Texas girl accidentally shoots herself to death: Story

 

 


October 6th, 2006...

1. In London, a mother got a shot from a doctor because she wasn't feeling well. The doctors (all 8 of them) thought she was just fine. She died of septicemia less than a week later: Story
2. CB radio quarrel ends in shooting: Story
3. 5 year old girl run over by a parade float: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

4. Toddler dies when television falls on her: Story

 

 


October 3rd, 2006...

1. A British man and his wife were on their honeymoon in Kenya, Africa. The man was trampled by a herd of stampeding elephants. All of this happened right in front of his new bride: Story
2. A police officer accidentally shot himself in the face... at his own birthday party... and dies. This happened right in front of his fiancée: Story
3. Murder suicides are never a good thing... especially when they happen in front of the three young daughters: Story
4. A little girl goes to the dentist to have some minor dental work done. The dentist gives her too much medication. The girl never woke up: Story

**Now this last story is a little tough...
Might wanna "bear down"

5. Kids... this is why you don't crawl under garbage trucks to retrieve your soccer ball: Story

 

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