Just about every magazine in print has her as the "Celebrity of the Year" for 2004. Let's have a look at the many incarnations of Britney, shall we?
Fat Britney
This is Britney completely letting herself go back in 2004...
Ladies and Gentlemen, our lunch special for today is cottage cheese...
Meet "white trash" Britney...
Oh no... we've got acne...
Britney loves her fans...
Real or fake? You make the call...
7/17/05...
Britney's pregnant... either that or she's swallowed a small moon.
8/14/05... Christ almighty!! Britney spears is still pregnant... with twin elephants. The only thing worse than being enormous is being enormous and wearing a bikini in public. Britney is denying rumors that Greenpeace tried to roll her back into the ocean after mistaking her for a beached whale. God-DAMN! Click on the photo to see what we mean.