Updated September 4th, 2008 --
Here we have Jessica Simpson in a terrible outfit. This leads to the question, is she fat, pregnant or just stupid?
September 3rd, 2008 --
Super hottie Governor of Alaska, now running for Vice President with John McCain, is popular on the Google searches. Here are some of the photos that were dug up.
September 2nd, 2008 --
Is Jessica Biel Pregant? Or just fat and ugly?
Christina Ricci isn't in the new much these days, but that doesn't mean her nipples can hide from the paparazzi.
This Victoria's Secret model, Elsa Benitez, was caught nude sunbathing, completely nude! The photographer didn't skimp out on anything, you can see everything.
Here is Pierce Brosnan's once hot wife who is now a hog!
*** 8/19/08 -- Hooah!! Al Pacino, one of the greatest actors of all time, is caught wearing light blue nail polish?! WTF?!
  
*** 8/15/08 -- Jenny McCarthy is lookin hot for a mom with boobs half way down her stomach. Then there's Rihanna in a bikini with her friend Chris Brown. And Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new look, she's THIN! See before and after shots of her transition to becoming hot again.
 
*** 8/14/08 -- During a weightlifting portion of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, a Hungarian weightlifter has a "little" accident. This isn't quite Bad News, but you still might want to bear down. Also, see the transgender contestant of the upcoming season of "America's Next Top Model" named Isis, who claims it was a "woman born physically male."
  
*** 8/12/08 -- Every time we see Britney Spears now, it seems like she's looking better and better. All she has to do is work on that mom pouch, then she's set. Lindsay Lohan was spotted without a bra on...she's got saucer nipples for sure! Lisa Marie Presley is sporting her baby belly for all the world to see. And Eva Longoria looking haggard without any makeup on!
*** 8/7/08 -- This is a battle royale!!! On the left, we've got Cindy Crawford sporting nothing but a bikini bottom on her private yacht. And the right we've got Heidi Klum walking around her yacht topless as well! Put it together, the best collage of topless model photos!
 
*** 8/6/08 -- Gwen Stefani is pregnant again!! And she's looking like a Volkswagon!!! Also, Tyra Banks is almost Less Fun Than Dawn in the latest issue "Harper's Bazaar" posing as Michelle Obama.
*** 7/30/08 -- The picture above may look like a skin bag of bones, but it's actually Madonna looking old and ugly as hell.
 
*** 7/29/08 -- Britney Spears practically lives in a bikini, and she doesn't look too bad right now. Also, Blake Lively from "Gossip Girl" tries to hide from the cameras, but instead shows off her nipple in the process!
 
*** 7/28/08 -- Kirstie Alley has really let herself go! After being snubbed out of the Jenny Craig ads, she's preparing for the before shot in her next weight loss campaign (which she will fail at again). And just for fun, blooper photos from past Playboy photoshoots.
  
*** 7/25/08 -- Vanessa Hudgens from "High School Musical" and her boyfriend Zac Efron are seen on the beach once again, this time Zac is caught motorboating. Mr. T said that he would never wear gold again after Katrina because it was "insulting to God." Mr. T is spotted insulting God and for som reason, wearing Snickers. And Sienna Miller is caught naked while filming some hippy movie.
** 7/24/08 -- Rosario Dawson is seen here bathing with some random people with a hose, but that's not the point. Focus on her bikini top and the giant mounds that reside there.
*** 7/23/08 -- It's no wonder Britney Spears no longer has custody of her children, we've got photos of her smoking around her son. Her son also tries to be just like mommy.
 
*** 7/17/08 -- Vaness Hudgens and Zac Efron from "High School Musical" are spotted frolicking on the beach. Sarah Jessica Parker has recently gotten her famous chin mole removed and she's still ugly, see before and after shots here!
  
*** 7/16/08 -- Miley Cyrus' phone got hacked, and there were some more revealing photos of her. Also, Jessica Simpson is busty and working every bit of it. And Uma Thurman is looking like she might be pregnant!
  
 
*** 7/14/08 -- Jessica Alba is looking thrilled to have just recently having a child, Celine Dion is rockin' her Canadian bod in a bikini (mmm old & Frenchy), country star Carrie Underwood is spotted looking hot in a bikini, The B-52's broad Katie Pierson has some nude photos leaked from a couple years ago, and Ashley Tisdale has got a treat for all those Arnie's out there who like them young and fresh.
 
*** 6/27/08 -- Watch a creepy clip of Vern Troyer's Sex Tape with his live-in girlfriend at the time! Also, check out the pictures of Vern's girlfriend!
*** 6/26/08 -- Watch out, people! It's Godzilla!!! Or, Jennifer Lopez... hard telling these days. Here we see J. Lo on vacation in Spain 4 months after giving birth to twins.
 
*** 6/25/08 -- Britney Spears is out sport her whale outfit...oh wait, she's really that big. Also, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr is topless. With Miranda, you can see her boyfriend, Orlando Bloom's bare ass.
 
*** 6/24/08 -- Lisa Rinna is almost 45-years-old and hear she is in a bikini...hello fat lip and saggy boobs! And then the bitch, Katherine Heigl, looking like a hog in a bikini again while smoking cigarettes.
 
*** 6/20/08 -- David Beckham has a new underwear ad in, that's right, San Francisco where you can see his giant crotch. Also, the guy who puts up movie signs took a break only after putting up half of the title to Will Smith's new movie Hancock.
*** 6/19/08 -- Kate Moss is spotted wearing a perfectly see through dress.
*** 6/17/08 -- The biggest bitch in entertainment right now is Katherine Heigl. Here we have her in a bikini that is struggling to keep all of her rolls contained.
  
*** 6/12/08 -- Kate Hudson is seen here with her sexy flat chest. Mariah Carey is gettin' to be a full-figured lady but still looking like you could just lick bacon grease off her body for weeks....mmmm. And Ashlee Simpson flaunts her pregnant boobs...and she's still ugly.
6/10/08 -- Oooooh Yummy! The Golden Girls are back in ACTION! These sexy ladies got it goin on...you go, blue hairs!! But what's up with the slutty one (Rue McLanahan AKA Blanch)?! She's gettin' chunkay!
  
*** 6/6/08 -- Kate Walsh from Private Practice recently got attacked by a gust of wind, and her skirt was the victim...see her flabby flat butt. Crap-bag Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy and wife of Ashlee Simpson, likes to take pictures of his own wiener. And the Chinese freak that put 2,008 pins in his head in honor of the 2,008 Beijing Summer Olympics.
 
*** 6/3/08 -- Jessica Alba takes time out to float in a pool, as whale watchers photograph her activity. Also, Christina Aguilera is reaping the benefits of post-pregnancy still...giant ta-ta's!!! Although, watch out for the mom-knee!
*** 6/2/08 -- Sarah McLachlan has recently turned 40, and has 2 kids now... Now she's in a bikini on the beach.
*** 5/29/08 -- Mariah Carey went to a baseball game in Japan to throw the first pitch...who are we kidding, no one cares about that. Check out her outfit!
*** 5/28/08 -- We got a face full of nipples!! Former Dancing With The Stars Karina Smirnoff & Mario Lopez enjoying each other's company when a wardrobe malfunction occurs!
*** 5/27/08 -- Here we have a perfect display of what old lady nipple looks like! Madonna is not ashamed of them, and she shouldn't be...these would be great to use as pull up bars.
*** 5/22/08 -- Sharon Stone, the queen of upskirt, was spotted out on a boat and got a nice upskirt shot...is that a bulge? Insert "Moby Dick" joke here...
*** 5/21/08 -- THARRR SHE BLOWS!!!! Kirstie Alley is enormous and not ashamed of it! She's actually wearing a moo-moo! Funny thing is, the paparazzi needed a special wide lens to capture her fatness (similar to the ones used to video tape Arnie on a daily basis).
 
5/20/08 -- It's whale watching season! Reese Witherspoon has fallen apart as demonstrated by the bathing suit struggling to keep all of that excess skin tucked inside. And some bitch named Whitney Port from "The Hills" lets her nipple hang out while at lunch.
*** 5/19/08 -- Britney Spears looks like she ate one of her children, see her in a bikini and further proof that she is just plain chubby.
*** 5/16/08 -- Fat Assed Kim Kardashian practically lives in a bikini, must be tough... See her in a black bikini this time!
*** 5/15/08 -- It's not officially summer until you see this hacked up skin bag on the beach, Tara Reid looks decent in a bikini on the beach.
 
*** 5/14/08 -- Notice a theme here? First, Jennifer Aniston spends most of her time out in the sun, so of course we have some pictures of her and her perky nipples. And last, but certainly not least, the biggest jugs anyone has ever seen. These are Guinness World Record holders!!
*** 5/13/08 -- The whicked witch herself, Sarah Jessica Parker, is photographed on the red carpet of the London premiere of the Sex and the City Movie premiere with something rediculous on her head. What ever takes the focus from your hideous face...
  
*** 5/9/08 -- Eva Mendez poses nude for the Italian Vogue and for some reason it's "artsy" to get a boob massage by feet, and to have a coffee table flatten big nipples. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is looking good in a bikini spread. And it has to be a sign to be a complete gay if a dude grocery shops with another dude...Ryan Seacrest was caught in the act.
*** 5/8/08 -- Elisha Cuthbert is looking hot in a bikini on the beach. And Kelly Osbourne, who is supposed to be sober, is looking terrible and drunk.
 
*** 5/6/08 -- Mischa Barton is guilty of having some cheesy thighs. Also, while filming for her next movie, Crank 2, Amy Smart has a wardrobe malfunction...whoops! Floppy knockers!
*** 5/1/08 -- Pamela Anderson is looking pretty rough for her old age. Is she pregnant or just old & bloated.
 
*** 4/30/08 -- Halle Barry is enjoying some perks from harvesting a little puke kid, massive cleavage! And if you were disturbed by the Miley Cyrus photos with her dad, check out these photos of Hogan oiling up his daughter!
*** 4/29/08 -- Miley Cyrus has posed for Vanity Fair magazine and has recently apologized for some "scantally clad" photos that she regrets taking.
 
*** 4/28/08 -- Denise Richards was spotted looking like a beached whale with a gut that challenges the largest whale. And Heather Locklear is looking pretty hot on the beach these days, but take note to the "old lady back."
 
*** 4/25/08 -- Kelly Clarkson is back on stage and looking fatter than ever...did she eat Ruben Studdard?! And Jamie Lynn Spears is getting bigger by the minute. Also, The Craze from Brazil for women...Ultra Low Rise pants! The ladies mentioned need not apply.
 
 
 
*** 4/22/08
***4/16/08 -- One chick that best resembles a dude is Pink. Face it, even a polka-dotted swim suit still looks masculine on you, Pink.
 
*** 4/15/08 -- First up, Sienna Miller topless, exposing her tiny little boobies. Jamie Lynn Spears, far from tiny, showing even more of a belly. And the world's oldest 26-year-old, Jessica Biel in a bikini!
 
*** 4/14/08 -- Serena Williams takes a break from tennis to show off her big ass in a bikini. And from a "Freak File" posted on our web site earlier this year, this man with warts that look like tree bark, had a surgery to remove four pounds. He looks no different, click on the ugly guy (on the right) to see the changes.
 
 
***4/11/08 -- Kim Kardashian is starting to look a lot like her fat sister, Jessica Simpson poses for Esquire Magazine, Natalia Portman is dating some ugly folk singer, and 10 women celebrities who were once hot but are now too skinny!
 
***4/10/08 -- Jamie Lynn Spears is starting to show some tummy. And the big update for today...BUTT-A-PALOOZA 2008, Featuring Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Fergie, and Jennifer Garner! Check out these celebrity butt cracks, can you guess which crack belongs to who?
 
 
***4/9/08 -- Woody Harrelson was spotted skinny dipping with Owen Wilson, Sharon Stone nearly pulled a "Basic Instinct" while speaking at a university, Jennifer Aniston and Ashlee Simpson were spotted out on the beaches sporting their bikinis!
***4/7/08 -- We've got amputee nudity!!! First time ever for the Celebrities Uncovered Page! Check out Heather Mills and all her droopy boob-ness. Enjoy!
 
***4/4/08 -- We have a very interesting batch of Celebrities Uncovered today. As the weather gets warmer, the sun bathing begins. The last person you'd expect on the beach would be Martha Stewart in a one piece...Rawrr! And Paris Hilton doing what she does best, spreading her legs, but this time she gives the gaping hole some sun.
 
***4/3/08 -- Lindsay Lohan was caught digging for gold, and Tom Brady's girlfriend Giselle Bundchen during a photoshoot has a strange "troll-like" dude rubbing down her ass.
 
***4/2/08 -- Mena Suvari, of American Beauty fame, is spotted in a bikini and a new rather butch haircut. Rihanna also gave the kids at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards more than they bargained for, a near nipple slip!
*** 3/30/08 -- We've got photos of the Olsen twins lounging around there patio enjoying some cancer sticks and looking like they are housing cancer themselves.
 
*** 3/28/08 -- Up first is Denise Richards in a bikini on the beach, with a hint of a flat butt. And Penelope Cruz is spotted on a balcony with her significant other in a bikini.
 
 
 
***3/25/08 -- WOW! Where to begin! Kristin Davis is allegedly in a new sex tape, see her in action! Audrina Patridge from MTV's The Hills has posed for some nude photos. Britney Spears, once again, looking terrible with cellulite legs. Mischa Barton in a nude scene for an upcoming film. Jennifer Aniston lookin' good in a bikini. And Militia from American Gladiators posing for gay porn and other crappy stuff...warning! Big American Gladiator junk is exposed....
***3/14/08 -- Rebecca Gayheart, who is a nobody in Hollywood, acting in B-list movies, and also a spokesperson for Clearasil, has been spotted topless! Check out those floppy knockers!
***3/13/08 -- Here she is! The hooker that the Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, spent most of his time and money with, ultimately leading to his resignation from office.
***3/12/08 -- Janet Jackson was seen on the red carpet somewhere wearing a top that revealed some lop sided boobs!
 
 
***3/11/08 -- Big update today! Speaking of big...check out Kim Kardashian and her giant ass in a zebra bikini. Patricia Heaton and her skin directly effected by gravity. Nicolette Sheridan is running on the beach. And the big finale! Goldie Hawn is developing orangutan breasts!
***3/7/08 -- Now that Christina is a proud parent, she is also the proud owner of a messed up chest. Her boobs are looking a little veiny and misshapen these days.
*** 3/6/08 -- Brooke Hogan is spotted on the beach in a bikini. While doing some sort of callisthenics, you might notice something unusual about her bikini bottoms... Is "she" packing more than what's expected? You decide...
 
 
***3/4/08 -- We've got a slew of photos for your enjoyment! Tara Reid is spotted on the beaches looking a little better, looks like she's starting to keep those twinkies down. Brangelina were photographed together showing off Angelina's baby bump. Mariah Carey is running around the beach topless, but teases us by covering up everything. And Kate Hudson showing off her butt in a bikini...might want take advice from Mariah and cover yourself up a bit more in the rear.
 
***2/20/08 -- First up, see a lot of the celebrity women that need to wear makeup without their makeup. Then we have Sabrina the Teenage Witch star, Melissa Joan Hart, pregnant and enormous. And finally, Britney has been spotted without her panties once again!!!
 
*** 2/19/08 -- Lindsay Lohan has recently had a nude photo shoot, and let's just say, the anticipation has been wasted...YUCK! Eva Longoria has never looked so good, especially if you like 12-year-old boys. And the Kings Cheerleaders have had some riske' photos leaked on the internet, you won't be disappointed!
 
***2/15/08 -- Amy Smart was spotted at a fashion show with a nipple slipping out of her top. Pink was mistaken for a man on a beach, check out her masculine stomach.
 
 
***2/12/08 -- First up, we have photos of Britney Spears looking rough after her stint in the looney bin. Check out those saggy mom boobs!! Rawwrrr.. And secondly, a very sexy Elle Macpherson looking good on the beach. Pretty damn good looking for a 44-year-old! Also, Hayden Panettiere dropped something on the red carpet, and of course the cameras were on hand to capture the display of cleavage. Finally, Ice T's skanky wife, Coco, posing nude for the next issue of Playboy...she is the definition of "junk in the trunk".
 
*** 2/7/08 -- The one good thing that we can look forward to from Christina Aguilera's pregnancy is the breast enhancement! Check out her huge knockers! And just to keep your excitement at bay, we've got a super "Sexy" photo of Helen Hunt in a see through dress!
***2/5/08 -- During a recent Barack Obama gathering, Stevie Wonder was being escorted up to the stage to give a speech, and he was photographed falling down the stairs with Obama's wife at arm with him.
***2/1/08 -- Britney Spears was spotted wearing this very revealing top. Not only do you get to see her nipple, but you get to see the effects of what child birth does...it's kinda like an 8-ball in a tube sock.
 
***1/23/08 -- Liv Tyler has been spotted on the beach and she has clearly let herself go, the coast guard was called out for a beached whale...it was just Liv. Mariah Carey is looking hotter than ever and teases the camera with a topless (but conveniently covered) photo.
 
*** 1/22/08 --Very sexy Eva Mendes is sporting a very revealing, very unstable top on some TV show. Thank God for inertia and cleavage. Lindsay Lohan is spotted getting out of a vehicle with her dress stuck in her granny panties... nonetheless you still get to see some ass.
***1/18/08 -- If you couldn't get enough of Britney, we've got even more for ya! She loves displaying her meat curtains whenever she gets the chance, but this time she spices it up by sporting some hot fishnet stockings...warning; mom butt shots enclosed.
***1/17/08 -- Britney Spears was recently spotted at a Rite Aid in LA with her new boy toy purchasing pregnancy tests. The last thing we want is another spawn of Spears roaming around this country, at least we got a butt crack shot...
 
***1/14/08 -- If you were hoping to see Jessica Alba naked, well it's not going to happen for a while (and it most likely will never happen anyways). Although, we do get to see what happens to her knockers while she's pregnant. And Pam Anderson obviously couldn't be happier to be with her new beau Rick Salomon...
***1/7/08 -- Old "Friends" Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston get together to bask in teh sun and show of their...seasoned bodies and catch up on old times. If you've got a thing for old woman, you will love these elderly ladies.
***12/21/07 -- Well what do we have here?! A once sexy Tara Reid that has obviously lost her mind. Check out her new rockin' anorexic and strung out body! At least she got her floppy stomach fixed...
***12/17/07 -- Mmm Mm Mmm...This Desperate Housewife really needs to invest in some razors... Here are some photos of Maria Cross showering outdoors for some reason and exposing the overgrown bush downstairs...
***12/6/07 -- The once smokin' hot super model, Cindy Crawford, was spotted on the beach in a bikini...sporting the mom pouch! Mmm, we love how your stomach resembles a topical map! Hot!
 
***11/28/07 -- Another whale disguised as a has-been pop star has been spotted...and it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. The teen years have obviously come and gone. Also, the next pregnant celebrity to pose nude is Christina Aguilera. Woof.
***11/21/07 -- Make sure you have a stomach for this one, Christina Aguilera is spotted pulling a Britney and exposing her meat curtains to the public!! Nothing hotter than freshly pregnant upskirt shots! Mmmmm...
 
*** Update 11/13/07 -- Well, well. Ms. Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and spotted out on the town. She's not doing anything bad, the only crime she's committing is goign out without a bra on. You will see some slight nipple exposed through her shirt. Another wardrobe malfunction has been spotted on Sharon Stone. Not as appealing though... clearly Sharon wanted to take the camel for a walk.
 
*** Update 11/2/07 -- Britney Spears just can't get enough attention, apparently. This Halloween she was spotted as being some fat, pink zebra thing that accents her hot "mom pouch. And the bitch Jessica Alba, who refuses to get naked, has taken a small step forward in her career. She allows us to see her bare naked...back. Thanks Jessica, you whore...
 
*** Update 10/31/07 -- Well this is nice, we've got a hot "cougar" Nikki Cox formerly of the show "Las Vegas" strolling down the boulevard bra less. And "Hereos" star, Hayden Pannetiere in Japan saving dolphins...in a bikini!
 
*** Update 10/19/07 -- Uma Thurman is spotted on the red carpet with a revealing dress, exposing her very large, saucer like, nipple! Also, Kiefer Sutherland chose a fitting Halloween Costume last year...matching his multiple DUI charges!
*** Update 10/12/07 --Well it's been over 2 months now, and I know what you're asking yourself, "What has Britney Spears' crotch been up to?" Well, it's been spotted once again with beef curtains flying free as she steps out of her car.
 
***Update 9/27/07 -- Move aside Moby Dick, this whale has been beached in style. Above you will see the bikini clad Nicole Richie and her hot pregnant belly. Also, her boyfriend Joel Madden, looks really excited to be with her as he drags her back to shore. In the next picture, Natalie Portman shows off the goods filming some foofy new movie.
 
***Update 9/9/07 -- Many of you have heard that the 18 year old star of the very popular Disney production "High School Musical", Vanessa Hudgens has some racy photos posted online. Including a nude shot. Well it's true, and you can see these by clicking her picture above! Click here to read the story as to how these pictures got posted and what Vanessa had to say about it. Welp, in other news, Britney Spears is horrible, and she sucked out loud at the MTV VMA's this last Sunday.
 
*** Update 9/6/07 - Click on the lovely Renee Zellwegger above to see a montage of make-up-less celebrities... see they really ARE just like us. Next, Eva Longoria prances around in a bikini for no apparent reason.
  
 
*** Update 9/3/07 - At top left we have a great nip-slip from Naomi Campbell. Top Middle we see the seasoned actress from the show "Heroes", Hayden Pannettiere, and her side-boob. At Top Right, actress Alyssa Milano sports her winter coat early this year, you can see clearly that she has man arms, or maybe even a descendent of Sasquatch himself. Finally, Britney Spears make yet another bad fashion choice, and is also photographed with her son while waving cigarettes in his face.
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