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1. Dawn likes to exercise while she's on vacation.
2. Dawn makes her own blue cheese dressing
3. Dawn wants to pay to go on a vacation to a 3rd world country and work twelve hours per day helping people
4. Dawn eats soy, wheat waffles, and veggie ham
5. Dawn likes playing uno on weekend nights
6. Dawn enjoys watching C-SPAN
7. Dawn likes to do marathons
8. Dawn gives away used purses
9. Dawn thinks strip clubs are bad
10. Dawn thinks old people are cute and actually wants to talk to them.
11. Dawn likes to hike
12. Dawn she prays... and has a prayer list
13. Dawn likes to read
14. Dawn knows the name of the Olsen twins publicist
15. Dawn shops at natural food stores
16. Dawn applauds at other people's pregnancies
17. Dawn tips everyone... EVERYONE... for everything!
18. Dawn mini-containers used to size out portions of condiments
19. Dawn weighs her food
20. Dawn thinks cream cheese and salsa is a party food.
21. Dawn wants to be able to someday send money secretly to needy strangers.
22. Dawn subscribes to food magazines... and reads them in her spare time.
23. She actually thinks this is a list of fun things
24. Dawn drinks filtered water
25. Dawn puts her toothbrush in a sealed container because she's afraid her cats will lick it
26. Dawn talks to produce people at the grocery store
27. Dawn parks as far away from store entrances as possible in order to get more exercise.
28. Dawn calls the cops to report road hazards.
29. Dawn watches "The Tony Danza Show"
30. Dawn knows the names of characters on the "Live with Regis and Kelly" show who aren't Regis and Kelly.
31. Dawn buys products if she hears that any part of the proceeds go to charity... even if she doesn't like the product.
32. Dawn has a book that has calorie listings for every food known to man... and she READS IT!!! EVERY DAY!! Then she actually writes down all of her food and calories into a "Food Log".... every day... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
33. Dawn goes to a steakhouse... and doesn't order steak.
34. Dawn spells out the word fun... "F-U-N" when she describes herself.
35. Dawn defends handicapped people
36. Dawn carries a copy of the "BMI" (Body Mass Index) with her at all times.
37. Dawn actually says "Gobble Gobble"... OUT LOUD, whenever she hears the word "Thanksgiving".
38. Dawn tips service workers... with CD's.
39. Dawn uses the word "bad ass" in everyday speech.
40. Dawn says that if she could, she'd sit next to "Jesus" on an airplane.
41. Dawn compares and contrasts local city dumps.
42. Dawn watches the TV show "Navy CSI."
43. Dawn counts her starch servings.
44. Dawn is asking for a vacuum cleaner for Christmas this year.
45. Dawn stops what she's doing to say prayers... in public... for people who lose their keys.
46. Dawn enjoys, appreciates and wears homemade clothing.
47. Dawn watches adult movies not for the sex, but to appreciate people's bodies.
48. Dawn smells, but does not eat chocolate cake.
49. Dawn eats an apple before going to dinner parties so she won't have to eat as much good tasting food while she's there
50. Dawn cries for the unhealthy things she has done to her "poor body."
51. Dawn brags about having a "Nana."
52. Dawn knows that the name of that Dick Van Dyke show (that only old people watch) is "Diagnosis Murder."
53. Dawn actually says the words "knock knock" out loud when entering somebody's house... even if the door is wide open.
54. Dawn thinks the country music duo "Brooks & Dunn" songs are awesome.
55. Dawn gets a "high" off eating healthy during the holidays.
56. Dawn uses the phrase ... "what can I say, I'm a 'curios cat'"... in casual conversation. And no by the way, we don't know what the hell that means either.
57. Dawn cheers... out loud... when she sees strangers exercising.
58. Dawn describes herself as being... "a hoot."
59. Dawn is "excited" about eating one whole entire slice of red velvet cake.
60. Dawn enthusiastically advocates making your own tortilla chips at home... from scratch... instead of buying them at the store like a normal person.
61. For her birthday, Dawn asked for... and got... a personal trainer as her birthday present.
62. Dawn "worries" about celebrities getting audited by the IRS.
63. Dawn enjoys counting the ribs on skinny women she sees in Playboy magazine.
64. Dawn knows exactly which of Paul Newman's salad dressings are the good ones.
65. Dawn thinks that "everybody"... yes EVERYBODY knows that you should drink exactly 64 oz. of water per day to be healthy.
66. Dawn refers to people who don't get their advice letters answered by "Heloise" as... "those poor people."
67. Dawn only eats frozen vegetables "in a bind" (otherwise they have to be fresh).
68. Dawn reorganizes grocery store freezers to make it easier for people to reach stuff.
69. Dawn worries about people's cell phones minutes/
70. Dawn thinks it's "neat" to be featured in small town newspapers for growing gigantic produce.
71. Dawn knows exactly how long it's been since she's eaten cheese.
72. Dawn searches the fine print of ALL grocery store products for "Splenda" disclaimers. (**Splenda is a sugar substitute in case you eat like a normal person and have never heard of it before).
73. Dawn makes truck drivers honk their horns live on the air when they call into the Rob, Arnie & Dawn show.
74. When referring to these truckers, Dawn says... out loud... "HOOOONK HOOOONK" and mimics the "arm pulling" motion like she's honking a horn.
75. Oh yeah, and when truckers call in and honk their horns live on the air, Dawn distinguishes between the "good honks" and the "bad honks."
76. Dawn takes the cheese off pizza before she eats it.
77. Dawn refers to police officers as "coppers."
78. Dawn cheers for local people in news stories just because they are local.
79. Dawn prays for verbally abusive people at amusement parks to be less abusive.
80. Dawn uses the word "wowzers" on a regular basis.
81. Dawn knows the slogan for cyclist Lance Armstrong's charity group.
82. Dawn actually IS interested in other people's baby photos.
83. Dawn is an internet member of "Regis and Kelly" dot com.
84. Dawn participates in online voting for cute babies on "Regis and Kelly" dot com.
85. Dawn gets cardiovascular tests done on her.
86. Dawn "airwalks" in the studio (swinging her arms in the studio and "pretending" like she's power walking).
87. Dawn refers to chocolate as... "that gunk."
88. Dawn measures her chocolate intake not by the number of bars she's eaten, but by the little chocolate squares.
89. Dawn cheers other people's pets for exercising and eating healthy.
90. Dawn shouts out "she's soooo cuuuuute" whenever somebody mentions elderly actress Betty White.
91. Dawn thinks the Jenny McCarthy book about being pregnant is funny... and she knows the exact title of the book.
92. Dawn taped the Academy Awards.
93. Dawn evaluates video games for their cultural sensitivity.
94. Dawn thinks Willard Scott is cool.
95. Dawn knows that the length of that toe next to your big toe determines your I.Q. .
96. Dawn thinks that eating white bread is just like eating a doughnut.
97. Dawn knows that if you can see the grain in bread, it's healthier for you.
98. Dawn watches exercise infomercials on Saturday morning and knows all the "C-list" stars in each one.
99. Dawn's greatest dream is to attend a taping of the Oprah Winfrey show.

100. Every single time the issue of "pornography" comes up, either on the show or at random moments in public, Dawn announces to the world that all of the girls who do porn were raped and molested.

101. Dawn's gasps in sheer joy ("uuuhhhhhh") when she hears that "Kayak Season" has started.
102. Dawn watches movies just to see scenery of cities she's lived in.
103. Dawn TiVo's the show "Reba."
104. Dawn uses the phrase "A-Okay."
105. Dawn won't put syrup on either waffles or pancakes (she eats it bone dry or with berries on top. Furthermore the things that Dawn refers to as waffles aren't waffles 'cause they're made from wheat).
106. Dawn says that organically grown fruit is ... "the bomb."
107. Dawn says that biting into wheat toast is ... "like heaven."
108. Dawn knows that pumpkin seeds are one of the 20 "Power Foods."
109. Dawn has read the entire "Book of 'Power Foods'" cover to cover.
110. Dawn cheers every study that validates her need to talk in "baby talk."
111. Dawn knows that Vanessa Williams and Jessica Simpson both do infomercials for "Proactive." (Update 3/24/05: Dawn also knows that Alicia Keys just started doing 'em too.)
112. Dawn reads cereal boxes... and thinks that everybody else does too.
113. Dawn gets turned on watching her husband fish.
114. Dawn sends people "high fives" over email.
115. Dawn loves the show "Mamma's Family.
116. Dawn puts band aids on lip cuts.
117. Dawn feels guilty about throwing food away.
118. On here next "cheat day" where Dawn abandons her diet to eat just for the fun of eating... Dawn has vowed to eat one serving... exactly one serving of "Cracklin' Oat Bran" as a treat.
119. Dawn is planning on TiVo-ing the Popes funeral.
120. Dawn watches every "mini-series based on a true story" and then talks smack when the evidence comes to light that backs up what she saw on TV.
121. Dawn refuses to let grocery store employees carry her groceries out to her car because she likes the exercise. Dawn actually tells this to grocery store employees when they offer help.
122. Dawn loves hydrangeas.
123. Dawn likes chi tea with vanilla soy milk.
124. Dawn thinks the 80's TV series "Designing Women" and the movie "Mannequin" are "great things."
125. Dawn enjoys watching voice over shows done by foreigners meant for broadcast in foreign countries.
126. Dawn thinks Erica Estrada was hot when he was on the TV show "CHIP's."
127. Dawn offers to lend people her "Lee Ann Womack CD" for inspiration when they seem like they're down.
128. Dawn keeps a "gratitude journal" (which she updates every night).
129. Dawn "moos" at cows when she drives by them.
130. Dawn has seen (and is inspired by) the movie "Homeless to Harvard."
131. Dawn applauds the editors and writers of "Fit Pregnancy" magazine (and says out loud... "oooooh!" whenever the magazine is mentioned)."
132. Dawn asks the question "What's wrong with J.A.G.?" whenever anybody mentions how lame that television show is.
133. Dawn regularly states... out loud... "tomatoes are straight from the Gods."
134. Dawn uses the phrase... "lotty dotty doo."
135. Dawn brags that she saved change once.
136. Dawn shrieks out loud when she hears about babies named "Isabella" (because of how cute she thinks the name is).
137. Dawn frantically asks "Where is Sophia? What about Sophia??" when people discuss popular baby names.
138. Dawn LOVED the television show "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" when it was on in the '80's, and makes no secret of it.
139. Dawn buys and watches yoga DVD's.
140. Dawn worries about Nicole Ritchie's weight.
141. Dawn knows all of the different "Law & Orders," can tell them apart and TiVo's them all.
142. Dawn thinks living on a farm would be fun.
143. Dawn keeps a running tally of how often her husband turns her down for hugs/cuddles (even though the number is zero, Dawn still keeps score).
144. Dawn watches reruns of the '80's tv show "Perfect Strangers"... while doing an "early run" on Saturday mornings.
145. Dawn encourages 6-week-old babies to do calf exercises.
146. Dawn knows people who have been in roping accidents.
147. Dawn uses the phrase "that's rubbish."
148. Dawn thinks it would be fun to deliver food to needy pets.
149. Whenever Dawn watches the show "Southpark," she thinks of her dead friend who also used to like it.
150. Dawn goes online and looks for "genetic counselors" in case she ever gets pregnant.
151. Dawn "boos" out loud at warm weather forecasts.
152. Dawn "boos" ice berg lettuce.
153. Dawn cheers Romaine.
154. Dawn refers to Madonna's muscular arms as "kick-ass."
155. Dawn watches the television show "Monk" ... a lot... even on vacation.
156. Dawn is grossed out by cooked red meat.
157. Dawn watches reruns of the MTV movie awards.
158. Dawn knows that actress Alicia Silverstone sleeps with all of her dogs.
159. Dawn watches "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" on the WE network (that's the Women's Entertainment Network).
160. Dawn says "yay!" when the TV show According to Jim is mentioned.
161. Dawn knows that the guy who plays the dad on "That '70's Show" has a niece that lives in Sacramento... and she's excited about it and thinks you should be too... and she believes that everybody should know this.
162. Dawn proudly proclaims "I'm a hick at heart!"
163. Dawn snoops through other people's discarded frozen dinner boxes to check the nutritional content of the meal.
164. Dawn comments on people's failed career attempts by saying "hey man, it's just not their bag."
165. Dawn says "yaay!" and sings the hook to the song "Time After Time" whenever somebody mentions singer Cyndi Lauper.
166. Dawn loves Petaluma.
167. Dawn knows and watches the Outdoor Life Network.
168. Dawn has the theme to the TV show "Dallas" programmed as the ring tone on her cell phone... and she brags about it.
169. Dawn can visibly tell the difference between a Power Bar and a Balance Bar... even when the wrapper is off.
170. Dawn will make her children volunteer for retards (and has mentioned this on the air).
171. Dawn checks out the track listings of "Party CD's" that she finds at the Pottery Barn.
172. Dawn knows how to spell the first name of Jessica Simpson's personal assistant... and spells it out loud every time her name is mentioned.
173. Dawn plays calendar games using her knuckles.
174. Dawn says "Walker Texas Ranger's truck is awesome."
175. Dawn envies bargain shoppers who buy crap.
176. Dawn watches the movie "Spanglish" just to look at Thea Leoni's ab muscles.
177. Dawn watches the travel channel to... "get a kick in the booty."
178. Dawn refers to some people's boats as... "kick-ass!"
179. Dawn goes on vacation to Seattle... and watches the movie "Sleepless in Seattle" (which she has seen two and a half dozen times) ... and cries while watching it.
180. Dawn proudly proclaims... "I own the show 'Fat Actress' on DVD!!"
181. Dawn brags about having a rice maker.
182. Dawn wants a central vacuum for her house.
183. Dawn says... "Friday nights on 'the WB' (network) are where it's at!!!"
184. Dawn picks out her favorite checkers at grocery stores and won't get her groceries checked in any other line out of loyalty.
185. Dawn knows that there is such a thing as a "Crystal Lite Slurpie," and enjoys them.
186. Dawn keeps track of how often Rob takes baths.
187. Dawn loudly proclaims (about her favorite band) that... "Coldplay Rocks."
188. Dawn "gets off" on having her blood drawn and tested.
189. Dawn archives her blood test results and reads them for fun.
190. Dawn cleans out the shredder bin from the paper shredder Arnie steals every day for listener mail. The reason why? Dawn says it's proper... "shred-iquette."
191. Dawn looks forward to going to boot camp to lose weight.
192. Dawn says that the show Medium... "rocks."
193. Dawn knows who the co-host of "Extra." Dawn also knows that she's married to a plastic surgeon.
194. Dawn schedules heart scans for herself... and gets excited about it.
195. Dawn knows that you can do a "Ten Step" to the Charlie Daniels Band Song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."
196. Dawn knows that paper eating is a disease.
197. When asked to think of a '70's sitcom, Dawn immediately blurts out.. "Soap!"
198. Dawn puts health disclaimers when she posts pictures of food on her photo pages.
199. Dawn wants to buy locks for her toilets to keep creatures from crawling in through the plumbing..

200. Dawn logs onto the website for the show "The Biggest Loser" on a regular basis.

201. Dawn cheers "yaaay health!!" when Rob does the health feature.
202. Dawn gets off on the sound of diesel trucks.
203. Dawn goes out to eat and orders cereal.
204. Dawn openly comments on how great her boobs, arms and hands are.
205. Dawn refers to her heart as her "ticker."
206. Dawn loves the smell of fish.
207. Dawn wishes they made diet wine.
208. Dawn says that "fresh cranberries are the bomb."
209. Dawn claims she can smell grease.
210. Dawn is an expert on ulcers.
211. Dawn buys music CD's at the post office.
212. Dawn knows the glycemic index value of all fast food items... and thinks you should, too.
213. Dawn tells people to get colonics.
214. Dawn brags about her childhood... "I was the hoola-hoop champion of my neighborhood!!!!" (by the way, Dawn shimmies her hips while she says this).
215. Dawn vacations in Fresno.
216. Dawn browses Rob's recipe page to check the fat content of the recipes.
217. Dawn plays "people charades" with her husband for fun.
218. Dawn thinks it would be great to be recovering from anorexia so she could eat "chocodiles" without feeling guilty.
219. Dawn keeps a "birthday book" of people's birthdays.
220. Dawn knows what songs are fun to run to (that list, by the way, includes the Gwen Stefani song... "Hollaback Girl.")
221. Dawn examines rocks while hiking.
222. Dawn wants to train her cat to take leash walks with her.
223. Dawn doesn't think she's ever had prime rib before.
224. Dawn celebrates birthdays by going to the movies.
225. Dawn has dreams about going to yoga class with Jessica and Nick Simpson.
226. Dawn thinks Tony Danza is hot.
227. Dawn brags about going to the rodeo in Yerington, Nevada every August.
228. Dawn knows how to spell "Yerington."
229. Dawn carries around a pocket dictionary.
230. Dawn crosses her fingers in hopes that her favorite WB shows will be renewed on other networks.
231. Dawn cheers for the actor Paul Newman not because he's a great actor, but because of how much she likes his salad dressings (and dark chocolate).
232. Dawn says out loud... "yaaay Jesus" and makes a cross in the air with her hands whenever someone says the word "Jesus."
233. Dawn warns people to watch their potassium intake so they don't "Terry Schiavo" themselves.
234. Dawn says that leg lunges are... "your best friend."
235. Dawn regularly checks and comments on the dryness of her cuticles.
236. Dawn refers to fatty foods as... "do-doey."
237. Dawn coos out loud whenever somebody mentions cars that were made in the 1950's.
238. Dawn refers to bad methamphetamines as... "bunk."
239. Dawn worries about stores that don't cater to the morbidly obese.
240. Dawn refers to wheat pancakes as... "yuuuuumeeeeee!!!"
241. Dawn says that hearing about people in love... "pumps her up."
242. Dawn says that pregnancy is... "a promise from God."
243. Dawn makes her own pinto beans.
244. Dawn knows that the name of the dog in the "Bushes Baked Beans" commercial is named Duke.
245. Dawn coos out loud whenever somebody mentions the town of Ione, California.
246. Dawn goes to bull riding events in Ione, California.
247. Dawn envies big-gummed people because she thinks they're less likely to get gum disease.
248. Dawn randomly proclaims (after seeking out and finding depressing stories in the New York Times)... "unghhh... we are so lucky not to have been born in Africa."
249. Dawn knows that "the Red Hats" do a lot of parades in the Bay Area.
250. Dawn envies young grandmothers.
251. Dawn likes her mother-in-law.
252. Dawn watches "Walker: Texas Ranger," on the USA Network.
253. Dawn knows exactly what time (and channel) reruns of "Law & Order" come on.
254. Dawn likes boysenberry flavored Gatorade.
255. Dawn says... "you should dance in the rain and celebrate life."
256. Dawn thinks getting the chills is a religious experience.
257. Dawn's favorite magazine is "Parenting Magazine," even though she has no children and none are on the horizon.
258. Dawn says... "ohhhhh... Mango" and fans herself whenever somebody mentions anything about fresh mangos.
259. Dawn watches Maury Pauvich & Connie Chung's Saturday morning news show on MSNBC.
260. Dawn's goal in life is to sit in a room by herself with no vices and be happy.
261. Dawn enjoys being a hypocrite.
262. Dawn sings the theme song to the talk show "Ellen" every time comedian Ellen Degeneres is mentioned... and she dances along while she's singing it.
263. Dawn worries about running over bodies on the highway.
264. Dawn likes raking leaves because it's good exercise.
265. Dawn thinks government savings bonds are "neat."
266. Dawn thinks birthday parties for one year old babies are cool, and says "wooo wooo" when referring to them.
267. Dawn enjoys deciphering personalized license plates.
268. Dawn wears hospital scrubs out in public because she thinks they're cozy.
269. Dawn thinks "jugglers" are entertaining.
270. Dawn demands to see actor Leslie Nielson's weiner.
271. Dawn shops at Target, and says... "ooooohhhh man, I could get lost in there for hours."
272. Dawn proclaims enthusiastically... "I gotta check out that God Pod."
273. Dawn wants to ring the NASDAQ bell.
274. Dawn raves about how much she loves reruns of the show "Reaming Steele."
275. Dawn quietly prays for random people she sees when she's out in public (and is indignant when she finds out that you don't).
276. Dawn says... "ooohhhhh, black beans are your best friends."
277. Dawn buys books to improve her memory.
278. Dawn buys congratulatory cards for new millionaires.
279. Dawn wants to know how she can be one of those people who are interviewed for national surveys.
280. Dawn knows (and brags about knowing) that heart disease is the #1 killer of all women.
281. Dawn plans her Saturday afternoons around re-broadcasts of the daytime Emmy awards.
282. Dawn applauds dancing sign holders at street corners who... "really get into it."
283. Dawn enjoys watching TV news specials on the how our school system compares to those in other nations.
284. Dawn goes to IHOP and orders wheat nut pancakes... with no syrup.
285. Dawn gets excited about "Listener Mail" from Turlock, CA.
286. Dawn wants to watch children train for spelling bees.
287. Dawn knows that the name of actress Teri Hatcher's book is called "Burnt Toast."
288. Dawn envies overly thin girls who are trying to put on weight.
289. Dawn groups herself in with celebrities she identifies with by proclaiming herself part of... "Team (insert celebrity name here. i.e. "Team Anniston," "Team Simpson," Team Locklear.")
290. Dawn has never seen "Return of the Jedi," and says... "uh-huh, and I don't plan to" in her ghetto-girl voice while rotating her head and waggling her hips.
291. Dawn gets excited about courthouses.
292. Dawn prays to get menopause.
293. Dawn refers to breast milk as... “booby-juice”
294. Dawn thinks it’s neat to get married barefoot.
295. Dawn refers to young people as “whipper-snappers”
296. Dawn refers to poop as... “the icky.”
297. Dawn brags about how cool Target's Greatland is while snapping her fingers in the air.
298. Dawn used the phrase... "double trouble."
299. Dawn knows that the actress who played Cindy Brady on "The Brady Bunch" is pushing some product that is supposed to help people with migraine headaches.

300. Dawn proudly proclaims that Carson City is... "WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!! capital of Nevada!!!"... while raising her arm over her head and flashing the "rocker" hand gesture (the devil horn fingers with the thumb out).

301. Dawn worries about how unattractive people's feet are who walk all the way across the country to lose weight.
302. Dawn is excited about getting an oil painting of herself and her husband "Dumb-Dumb" to look like the famous 1930's Grant Wood painting "American Gothic" (the famous painting with the farmer holding the pitchfork with his wife in front of a barn).
303. Dawn gets her religious spirit from vegetables ("Veggie Tales").
304. Dawn invites herself over to Rob's house just to eat Rob's broccoli.
305. Dawn refers to her feet as "tootsies."
306. Dawn knows that there's a great Mexican restaurant in Death Valley.
307. Dawn is excited about former Secretary of State Madelyn Albright speaking in Sacramento.
308. Dawn refers to people who have lost a lot of weight as... "thinny minnies."
309. Dawn is excited about people who live on courts.
310. Dawn "gets a high" off watching TV footage of sexual predators being arrested.
311. Dawn worries about being out of the demographics for major studies.
312. Dawn cooes and caws whenever somebody mentions the '80's cop drama "Hill Street Blues."
313. Dawn likes the beeping sound of groceries being checked at the grocery store.
314. Refers to pregnancy flab as a.... "pouch of honor."
315. Dawn goes hiking in Colfax.
316. Dawn knows that you get a tax credit if you drive an alternative fuel vehicle.
317. Dawn parties in Fernly, Nevada at... "the Wigwam."
318. Dawn gets excited about ovulating.
319. Dawn knows that there is a great country station in Bakersfield, California.
320. Dawn knows that the old lady with the horn-rimmed glasses and curlers on all the Hallmark Shoebox cards is named "Maxine" (and she thinks that you should care about this).
321. Dawn thinks you should make this list into a drinking game.
322. Dawn "boooooos" at the difficulty level of jumping rope.
323. Dawn fans herself with excitement whenever she talks about Wheatland, California.
324. Dawn uses the phrase "Au Contraire."
325. Dawn does experiments to compare other stores prices to Trader Joe's.
326. Dawn knows that the first 5 ingredients of any store bought food are the most important.
327. Dawn claims you should pray to the Virgin Mary if you're having fertility issues.
328. Dawn knows that 60% of your muscle mass is in your legs... and thinks "that's cool!"
329. Dawn wakes up on Saturday mornings and gets excited that people she doesn't know are getting married somewhere.
330. Dawn "LOOOOOOVES" to collect change.
331. Dawn advocates putting prostate cancer awareness pamphlets in your dad's gift box this father's day.
332. Dawn gets excited over the DVD release of... "The Rockford Files."
333. Dawn listens to the walls in her house for hissing sounds in case there's a snake inside.
334. Dawn listens to the jazz station while getting ready for yoga.
335. Dawn appreciates when listeners bring her cous cous.
336. Dawn proclaims the middle of June as... "the landscape time of year."
337. Dawn gets excited over the mention of Wal Mart or Target.
338. Dawn jumps up and down and screams "I love it!!! I love it!!!" when any song by Kenny G comes on.
339. Dawn brags about getting Crystal Lite Slurpies from 7-11... and says "hey, ya gotta live a little" when she gets one.
340. Dawn brags that her entire kitchen décor is... "roosters and cows."
341. Dawn is fascinated by roundabouts.
342. - 350. Dawn plays "Bunco" with the neighborhood gals. (Listener Note: This is such an unfun thing, it counts as 9 entries)
351. Dawn thinks that a night of fondue and crying with the girlfriends is fun night.
352. Dawn watches Mexican language documentaries about drug mules while on vacation.
353. Dawn applauds out loud at shopping surveys.
354. Dawn proclaims... "there is no better high than a day of sales."
355. Dawn avoids travel because she's afraid a natural disaster will kill her wherever she goes.
356. Dawn keeps a pad and pencil next to her bed so she can write down her dreams so she doesn't forget any of the details.
357. Dawn still keeps and reads cards that people gave her when her father passed away... 10 years ago.
358. Dawn gets chills when flowers are turned into compost.
359. Dawn cheers out loud at her zodiac sign.
360. Dawn "yaaaays" the new Weird Al Yankovik CD.
361. Dawn brags about going to the annual Chicken and Egg Parade in Petaluma, California.
362. Dawn excitedly cheers the release of the 2nd season of "Hart to Hart" on DVD.
363. Dawn openly cheers "jogglers."
364. Dawn TiVos every single episode of the Oprah Winfrey show every single day it's on regardless of the guest or the show topic.
365. Dawn qualifies oatmeal as a comfort food, and further adds... "especially if it's got vanilla soy milk in it."
366. Dawn has always dreamed of having green eyes.
367. Dawn has the CD "Mob Hits" in her car at all times.
368. Dawn feels bad for actors and actresses because high definition television exposes their beauty flaws.
367. Dawn loves black and white film.
368. Dawn thinks a great radio station contest would be to give away cross-shredders to prevent identity theft.
369. Dawn is enthralled with her high definition television because it makes her favorite shows on Discovery Channel look so lifelike.
370. Dawn refers to Power Bars as.... "dessert."
371. Dawn peeks at her Christmas decoration boxes that she keeps in storage... in October... even though she already knows what's in them.
372. Dawn knows that great "team ropings" happen in Rancho Murietta, California.
373. Dawn marvels at people who have enough willpower to not eat shrimp that's frozen hard as a rock.
374. Dawn proclaims enthusiastically that... "blueberries are magical."
375. Dawn leaves goodbye notes for dead trees.
376. Dawn brags that she makes a "mean" miniature, bite-sized pecan pie.
377. Dawn excitedly exclaims... "Ohhh!! Thrift stores!!!"
378. Dawn eats rice cakes made from brown rice.
379. Dawn shouts out the number for the Domestic Abuse Hotline (which she has memorized) during discussions of the the greatest songs of the '80s.
380. Dawn makes a "boop boop boop" noise to indicate that she is popping bites of food in her mouth.
381. Dawn reads books about how the body digests food for fun.
382. Dawn knows that "60 Minutes" reporter Morley Safer has big hands.
383. Dawn yearns to take part in an exit poll of a major election.
384. Dawn says... "Placerville... ohhh, NEAT town! You have to walk it!"
385. Dawn uses actress Sally Field as her barometer for getting old.
386. Dawn brags about archiving episodes of "20/20" on her TiVo.
387. Dawn refers to any building or place of business involved with the sex industry as... "those dirty houses."
388. Dawn TiVo's the show... "The View."
389. Dawn interrupts other people's conversations to give them travel tips from... www.oprah.com.
390. Dawn wishes happy birthday to fetuses.
391. Dawn gets mad when she doesn't finish her broccoli.
392. Dawn wonders whether the Butterball Turkey talk-line operators get to answer calls from home on Thanksgiving.
393. Dawn says indignantly (while pointing at you)... "hey, the best recipes are found on soup cans... sometimes."
394. Dawn watches "The Diva Show" on CMT.
395. Dawn fears the day when her age will no longer fall in the bracket of surveys discussed on our show.
396. Dawn knows that actress Ellen Burstyn has a new book coming out.
397. Dawn proudly proclaims... "Grandparents are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO important!!"
398. Dawn refers to the website thebabycenter.com as... "a GRRRRRREAT website!!!" even though Dawn has no children.
399. Dawn refers to female cops as... "bad-asses.".

400. When Dawn hears about parents who play video games with their kids as a way of spending time together, Dawn says "Unghh... Why don't they just talk?"

401. Dawn thinks it would be totally awesome to own a candle store.
402. Dawn watches the Rachael Ray cooking show and knows that when Rachael says "E-V-O-O," she's referring to extra virgin olive oil.
403. Dawn subscribes to Barak Obama's email newsletter, and checks her inbox regularly for updates.
404. Dawn interrupts fun discussions on the show to remind everyone that... "moms are superheros."
405. Dawn knows the entire programming schedule for the BRAVO channel.
406. Dawn is worried that Paula Abdul might have a neurological disease like that Michael J. Fox guy.
407. Dawn keeps a chart at home to remind her to check her breasts for cancer.
408. Dawn has friends that collect ceramic pigs.
409. Dawn uses the word... "fuddy-duddy."
410. Dawn goes to basket parties.
411. Dawn wants to visit the horse hall of fame.
412. Dawn watches movies made in the late '90's and gets freaked out because she knows Al-Queda was planning the 9-11 attacks then.
413. Dawn has the caloric intake of Margaritas memorized.
414. Dawn loves Kelly Ripa.
415. Dawn reads Shape Magazine.
416. Dawn has taken the heart disease test at gored.com.
417. Dawn worries that early morning power outages could prevent people's alarm clocks from going off, and considers driving by said houses repeatedly honking her horn to make sure they're awake and at work on time (this is not a joke).
418. Dawn looks through tabloid magazines so she can pick out celebrity noses.
419. Dawn wants to take a school field trip to Barnes & Noble at the stroke of midnight so they can all get the new "Harry Potter" book.
420. Dawn thinks that produce delivery truck drivers are.... "COOOOOOOOL!!!!!"
421. Dawn celebrates people who drive produce delivery trucks because.... "they deliver goodness!!"
422. Dawn proclaims... "Dog shows are COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"
423. Dawn refers to pizza as... "a heart attack on a platter."
424. Dawn worries when she drives to her friend's house that she'll round the corner and the house will be on fire.
425. Dawn worries about binging on peanut butter.
425. Dawn inspects trees for Jesus sightings.
426. Dawn knows that I.H.O.P. has whole wheat pancakes and sugar-free syrup, and says (while rubbing her stomach in a circular motion)..... "they are uh-YUMMYYYYYYYYYY" in an overly affected French accent.
427. Dawn decides which celebrities to identify with based on whether or not they've had weight issues.
428. Dawn uses the phrase... "grooms trousers" (slacks).
429. Dawn worries about grocery stores having to reprint "Super Bowl" promotional banners because the NFL is enforcing their copyright of that term.
430. Dawn is a member of the Whole Foods website, and regularly logs on to check the dates of store openings in her area.
431. Dawn "gets off" on 16 hour work days.
432. Dawn has always dreamed of owning a pedometer.
433 - 443. Dawn plays bocce ball at Italian restaurants while she's waiting to be seated.
444. Dawn fears that killer bees will pour into her car through the vents and sting her to death (even though the fake "killer bee" scare ended 20 years ago).
445. Dawn proclaims... "I looooooooove barns!!!!"
446. Dawn indignantly announces that she can tell the difference between real eggs and low fat Egg Beaters because... "I KNOW the consistency of Egg Beaters."
447. Dawn dreams of traveling across America in an RV.
448. Dawn gets up at 2am to work out.
449. Dawn says that... "naps are a gift from God."
450. Dawn picks which hotel to stay at based on when their gym is open.
451. Dawn brings a jump rope with her on vacation in case the hotel gym isn't open when she wants it to be.
452. Dawn keeps a journal of people's death anniversaries so she can remember to grieve on those days.
453. Dawn thinks about Howie Mandel while she's getting her nails done.
454. Dawn changes her purchases at the point of sale if the total comes out to $6.66 to avoid the devil.
455. Dawn.... "LOOOOOOOOOOOVES the combination of popcorn and oranges."
456. Dawn loves the sound of fans.
457. Dawn memorizes cholesterol drug commercials, and finds the men in them sexy.
458. Dawn can't wait 'till her next promotion so she can buy a tractor.
459. Dawn takes celebrity baby quizzes in Us Magazine and refuses to cheat when she does them because she takes them seriously.
460. Dawn TiVos "Mad TV" so she can feel closer to her nieces.
461. Dawn loves the fiddle.
462. Dawn knows that Oprah Winfrey's trainer is named Bob Green, and that he has a bunch of books out.
463. Dawn thinks it's sad that no one goes to libraries anymore.
464. Dawn brags about going to the American Idol traveling tour with her nieces.
465. Dawn corrects people when they mispronounce the names of "American Idol" contestants.
466. Dawn wonders out loud what sugar substitute will replace sugar in marshmallow peeps because she worries that it will make people have to run to the bathroom.
467. Dawn crosses out the names of "American Idol" contestants she doesn't like in her entertainment magazines while talking trash about them (out loud).
468. Dawn knows that you should take 10,000 steps a day to remain healthy, and thinks everyone should know that (and gets indignant when she finds out that you don't).
469. Dawn excitedly exclaims... "Ohhhhh! Kurt Russell!!!"
470. Dawn thinks you should be nice to old people you see out in public because you never know if they've wandered away from a mental facility.
471. Dawn brags about "indulging" in half a snow cone.
472. Dawn brags that her (farmer) grandfather once grew the biggest... "I don't know, something or other."
473. Dawn recommends that you use "Runner's Glide" so your workout clothes don't rub blisters on your skin.
474. Dawn shouts out (whenever Rob reads news stories that mention the country of Italy).... "ohhhh, they have great boat makers there."
475. Dawn thinks that the movies "Bring it On" and "Bring it On Again" are awesome.
476. Dawn knows (without having to look it up) that the star of "Bring it On: All or Nothing" is Hayden Panettiere.
477. Dawn listens to "Delilah."
478. Dawn refers to young people as "youth."
479. Dawn hangs out with her godchild.
480. Dawn keeps track of how many times she correctly picks who gets voted off of "American Idol."
481. Dawn says that women who achieve the level of success of Judge Judy... "have to be hard core, like a man."
482. Dawn objects out loud to this list.
483. Dawn proclaims out loud... "Ohhhh, Mya Angelou... she's a great poet!"
484. Dawn justifies reason #483 by indignantly adding... "Everybody knows that."
485. Dawn loves opening cereal in the living room.
486. Dawn can't wait to shop at thrift stores in L. A. so she can buy stuff that stars used to wear.
487. Dawn speaks out against using soap and water to clean your eyes.
488. Dawn smack talks SUVs that she passes on the freeway because they're not as nice as Rob's wife, Janell's new Escalade... and then immediately feels guilty because she's afraid the people she's smack talking probably can't afford a nicer SUV than the one they're driving.
489. Dawn finds television town hall meetings... "refreshing."
490. Dawn wonders about the sleeping schedule of "American Idol" contestants.
491. Dawn shouts.... "Yaaaaaaaaaaay-yeah!!!!!" and pumps her first up and down cheering for George Hamilton to be the new host of "The Price is Right" (then follows it up by saying "oh yeah, oh yeah, he gots it. He gots it").
492. Dawn proudly announces that she is saving money for when gas prices reach $5 dollars per gallon.
493. Dawn hopes and prays that she passes online nutrition quizzes.
494. Dawn checks out the online nutritional guides of family-style restaurants before ordering takeout.
495. Dawn knows exactly how many calories are in eggs and how many are in egg whites, and uses this knowledge to ruin Rob's online nutritional quizzes.
496. Dawn gets the chills when Rob talks about plays.
497. Dawn cheers... "goooooooooooooooo Christians!!!!' whenever Rob reads news articles about the world's Christian population.
498. Dawn fears that the person standing next to her at the post office has just committed mass murder.
499. Dawn turns down year-long vacations.

500. Dawn color-coordinates her outfits to coincide with public tributes to mass murder victims.

501. Dawn wakes up at 3:30am on Sunday mornings to watch depressing movies.
502. Dawn knows the colors for all the ribbons of all the political/medical public awareness causes... and thinks you should too.
503. Dawn brags that she has "easy veins."
504. Dawn reminds passersby that a meal is 300 calories.
505. Dawn wants to... "take Arnie's heart out of his chest and hug it."
506. Dawn worries that Rob will forget about "Dutch Crunch" bread when planning his snacks.
507. Dawn thinks grilled cheese sandwiches are gross.
508. Dawn says that Gwen Stefani is... "The Real Deal!!!"
509. Dawn crosses her fingers and hopes that people call "American Idol" during their "Keepin it Real" charity show to benefit poor people Africa so the sponsors have to give more money.
510. Dawn constantly worries that gas station attendants will be robbed.
512. Dawn imagines what it would be like to make out with specific "American Idol" contestants and how good they would be at... "French Kissing."
513. Dawn is 37 years old and still uses the term "French kissing."
514. Dawn refers to yogurt as... "nature's dessert."
515. Dawn wants to travel to Washington so she can meet the professional Benjamin Franklin impersonator.
516. Dawn regularly attends cattle auctions.
517. Dawn knows that Salma Hayek's best friend is Penelope Cruz.
518. Dawn tries to compute how many hours of sleep Ryan Seacrest gets per night based on what she thinks his schedule is.
519. Dawn sings "Happy Birthday" to Rob's dog Shep live on the air, and interjects the lyric "woof woof" at the end of every line.
520. Dawn also sings "Happy Birthday" to Rob's cats, but interjects the lyric "meow meow" instead.
521. Dawn tells her cats her predictions for who she thinks will get kicked off "Dancing with the Stars."
522. Dawn waits until the year 2007 to try Coke at McDonalds.
523. Dawn brags about watching the "E! True Hollywood" show about celebrity divorces.
524. Dawn drives around the outskirts of Modesto, California trying to find George Lucas' ranch.
525. Dawn loves the sound of sprinklers.
526. Dawn mimics the sound of sprinklers coming on by making a "ch-ch-ch-ch" noise with her mouth whenever anyone in the room talks about sprinklers.
527. Dawn worries about the global honey shortage.
528. Dawn wants Rob to record queer inspirational messages so she can play them back while driving in traffic so she won't get so mad at other cars.
529. Dawn can't wait to play bridge with her friends for coupons.
530. Dawn gives her entertainment magazines to old people when she's done with them in case they can't afford them, and tells other people to do so, too.
531. Dawn worries about news anchor Brit Hume's nagging cough.
532. Dawn knows (thanks to Barbara Walters) that you should never curtsy the Queen of England if you are an American.
533. Dawn gets bummed when she can't watch media coverage of the British Royal Family's visit to the U.S.
534. Dawn spends her leisure time watching TV shows about kids with cancer.
535. Dawn owns a garden journal.
536. Dawn shops for groceries to cook dinner and wonders out loud... "what kind of onion would Rob buy."
537. Dawn feels bad when asked by grocery store clerks to come in the "10 items or less" lane when she has 12 items.
538. Dawn enjoys looking at employee name tags to see how long they've worked there.
539. Dawn loves to bus tables at Mexican restaurants while Mariachi bands are playing.
540. Dawn is excited about how much Fernley, Nevada is growing.
541. (**Listener note: This is not a joke, and it's not hyperbole) Dawn carries a small tray of vegetables with her wherever she goes.
542. Dawn anxiously awaits the appearance of "Bigfoot" when she visits Yosemite National Park.
543. Dawn goes to the grocery store hoping she'll be asked to sign a petition to officially designate "Bigfoot" as an endangered species.
544. Dawn loves banjos.
545. Dawn says... "Mondays are magical."
546. Dawn worries about the self-esteem of Rob's dog.
547. Dawn likes "Meet the Press" host Tim Russert and is excited about the Tim Russert calendar.
548. Dawn knows for a fact that the "Dancing with the Stars" tour had never been to Sacramento, and is upset about it.
549. Dawn throws a fit every time we add a reason to this list based on something she says ver batim on this show, announcing... "the misquoting continues!!!!!!"
550. Dawn knows for a fact that the "American Idol' tour always comes to Sacramento.
551. Dawn knows exactly how many grams of sugar are in a bar of dark chocolate.
552. Dawn can't wait to see Elisabeth Hasselbeck's photos from Queen Elizabeth's visit to the White House.
553. Dawn can't wait to hold Rob's wife's new purse and smell it and feel it and rub it all over her body.
553. Dawn can't wait to get the new "Lifetime" magazine (which doesn't even exist yet).
554. Dawn finds it awesome that other people park Rob's SUV.
555. Dawn refers to people who make waffles from scratch as... "hard core."
556. Dawn brags about having friends in Nebraska who knit.
557. Dawn despises "Bigfoot" impersonators and refers to them as... "jerks."
558. Dawn worries about the amount of trees being used for people printing double receipts at the gas station.
559. Dawn laughs vindictively when homeowners who sell their homes have to leave furniture behind because it's built into the house.
560. Dawn cheers herself and her heritage by randomly announcing live on the air... "GOOOOOOO DAGOS!!!
561. Dawn brags about making manicotti pancakes as giving them out as Christmas gifts.
562. Dawn makes homemade wheat pancakes with flaxseed.
563. Dawn exclaims... "That's awesome!!!" when people wonder out loud whether or not sharks get cavities.
564. Dawn cheers "Producer Brandon" because he goes to the library once every three months or so.
565. Dawn keeps a journal of who gets kicked off "Dancing With The Stars."
566. Dawn keeps track of polls about hair color of "American Idol" contestants.
567. Dawn smells key chains to determine if they are made of real leather.
568. Dawn distinguishes between "good" toothbrushes and "ghetto" toothbrushes.
569. Dawn thinks the name "Flip" is cool first name.
570. Dawn thinks community centers should offer yoga classes to settle America down.
571. Dawn goes to Renaissance fair reenactments.
572. Dawn brags about filling out online petitions for women to get better treatment during mammograms.
573. Dawn imagines celebrities (especially Al Gore) going to the bathroom in order to better relate to them.
574. Dawn feels guilty about photographing animals going to the bathroom because she thinks it's an invasion of their privacy.
575. Dawn can't wait to get a barn so she can sit on the second story by the window and read a book or look at nature.
576. Dawn gets naked to weigh herself, which means (according to Dawn) you have to take off pants, earrings and jewelry and you have to make sure your hair is dry.
577. Dawn interrupts anyone reading a news story about the state of Kansas and reminds them that she has friends there.
578. Dawn can't engage in any enjoyable activity without thinking of other people less fortunate than she is and the things they don't have.
579. Dawn worries about the social life of cows.
580. Dawn "LOOOOOOOOOOOVES" weeping willow trees.
581. Dawn is awestruck by hanging laundry lines.
582. Dawn refers to legless crippled rock climbers as... "crazy cool."
583. Dawn likes hanging out with deer and lecturing them on eating disorders.
584. Dawn flips off price tags she thinks are too high.
585. Dawn worries that older women who make their own restaurant reservations lost their husbands in "The Great War."
586. Dawn thinks that tupperware is "awesome!"
587. Dawn refers to thin people as "string beans."
588. Dawn reads and memorizes studies about women having babies with down syndrome.
589. Dawn starts conversations with people about volunteering for the elderly.
590. Dawn wants to go read to old people for free.
591. Dawn longingly reminisces about Zenith televisions.
592. Dawn refers to her friends' dates she doesn't approve of as "bad news!"
593. Dawn carries around the "Cycle of Violence" cards.
594. Dawn is afraid to leave a building if nobody is in it because she's worried that something she did will start a fire that will burn the building to the ground.
595. Dawn LOOOOOOVES Fleetwood Mac cover bands.
596. Dawn loves tidying up her hotel room hotel even though she knows the hotel maids will do it for her anyway.
597. Dawn doesn't like to drop signs on the floor.
598. Dawn thinks it would be cool to buy the "forever stamp" so she could show it off to her neighbors.
599. Dawn thinks it's "awesome!!" that there are machines that let doctors see how much internal fat you have

600. Dawn knows that Chuck Norris is... "a Dodge guy."

601. Dawn daydreams about the Geico cavemen.
602. Dawn knows the words to the theme song to the show "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader."
603. Dawn wants to massage other people's dogs.
604. Dawn loves Chick-Fil-A not for the chicken sandwiches, but because they are a Christian based organization.
605. Dawn wants to see the video of Madeline Albright leg pressing 500 pounds.
606. Dawn can't wait 'till our show gets over at 10am so she can go to the Sacramento river to see the whales that swam up there by mistake.
607. Dawn knows that Joseph Smith wrote the book of Mormon but doesn't care because she's a Catholic.
608. Dawn wants the FDA to put warning labels on Burger King whoppers because of the fat content.
609. Dawn knows precisely that a serving of potato chips is defined as 1 ounce.
610. Dawn wants Blake from "American Idol" to e-mail her.
611. Dawn wonders what the losers from "American Idol" eat for dinner.
612. Dawn watches DVD extras of the movie "Monster" to find out Charlize Theron's makeup techniques.
613. Dawn wants to purchase and read a book of wedding toasts.
614. Dawn brags about knowing that Reba McEntire is a spokesperson for "Habitat for Humanity."
615. Dawn wants Hollywood to produce more TV shows and movies in New Orleans to help raise money for Katrina victims.
616. Dawn erroneously reports that trains don't run to Yosemite National Park.
617. Dawn stews over Dr. Rob letters over the weekend.
618. Dawn claims that it is "cool to be confirmed" by the church.
619. Dawn feels guilty for buying the old smaller TV Guide.
620. Dawn writes American Idol smack-talk on the Scene section of the Sacramento Bee.
621. Dawn dreams about who will win American Idol.
623. Dawn uses the phrase "I'm going to give him what-for" when she's angry at somebody.
624. Dawn refers to new clothes as.... "new duds."
625. Dawn thinks that... "it would be HOT to be deaf"... because you could go to concerts and get off on the vibrations.
626. Dawn reads surveys and studies on peppermint.
627. Dawn thinks about slaughtering cows when drinking soy milk.
628. Dawn does research on vegan and vegetarian web sites on her spare time.
629. Dawn wishes everyone a "happy commute".
630. Dawn wants to watch footage of a shaman beating drums for whales.
631. Dawn defends professional psychics by calling them "insights."
632. Dawn responds to news stories about orangutans by asking how old they are in dog years.
633. Dawn holds beauty contests for fast food fries.
634. Dawn brags about having cravings for Tuna.
635. Dawn also brags about being a "Mustard Freak"
636. Dawn likes to party on the weekends by making iced coffee, and brags about it.
637. Dawn watched the show "Ugly Betty" to see how much Vanessa Williams has aged.
638. Dawn worries about police officers, she has never met, who work night shifts.
639. Dawn loses sleep over the safety of Paris Hilton while she serves time in jail.
640. Dawn wants grocery stores to hand out health cards warning customers about the health risks of soda pop.
641. Dawn knows and brags about knowing the truth about Paris Hilton's brown eyes.
642. Dawn claims that the reason people are in debt is because they have low self esteem.
643. Dawn brags about the fact that she reads the "Soap Opera Digest" daily.
644. Dawn brags about her neighborhood having a Welcoming Committee.
645. Dawn cheers people who can't drive to work because they will be more physically fit from all of the walking.
646. Dawn finds blinking to be annoying.
647. Dawn wants to calculate her 'human footprint,' which measures her effect on the Earth.
648. Dawn brags about knowing that Madonna's adopted son is from Malowi.
649. Dawn thinks Full House is a racy show.
650. Dawn knows and enthusiastically exclaims that Julia Roberts niece Emma Roberts is playing Nancy Drew in the new movie.
651. Dawn brags about watching the E! True Hollywood Story of the Mickey Mouse Club
652. Dawn brags about taping the red carpet ceremony before the Daytime Emmys.
653. Dawn usually thinks about hungry children in the morning.
654. Dawn bragadociously blurts out that she has a "Women of Faith" book.
655. Dawn is scared to open cans of vegetables.
656. Dawn "Googles" the natural predators of elephants.
657. Dawn is a Hermes bag watcher.
658. Dawn calls the State of California to report brush overgrowth by the train tracks.
659. Dawn excitedly proclaims "Come to Mama" when she eats a lot of fiber.
660. Dawn brags about knowing Rosie O'Donnells sexual history.
661. Dawn proclaims "I read God Books"
662. Dawn cries while she bathes her cats.
663. Dawn claims that Butterflies signal good days.
664. Dawn talks down to "Soy Haters".
665. Dawn proudly proclaims outloud, "I saw the Dateline with Prince Williams!"
666. Dawn is a member of the Wanda Sykes fan club!
667. Dawn knows what Paris Hilton's signature looks like.
668. Dawn uses the movie "The Queen" as motivation during her workout.
669. Dawn knows that Leonard Nemoy lives in Tahoe.
670. Dawn is well versed in Leonard Nemoys hobbies, including his love of nude photography.
671. Dawn excitedly announces "I love inspirational quotes!"
672. Dawn is a self proclaimed "text master"
673. Dawn responds to listener mails addressed to her by saying: "Well How-dee-do!!"
674. Dawn checks every night to see who will be on Larry King Live because sometimes he has "awesome guests".
675. Dawn worries about listener's grandmothers and their asthma..
676. Dawn says its awful when kids are "off of eggs"
677. Dawn worries about people that have heart disease when at restaurants.
678. Dawn boos parsley out loud.
679. Dawn checks the "Smokey the Bear" sign for the day's fire danger.
680. Dawn wants to set up a crisis hotline for angry wrestlers.
681. Dawn carries bananas in her car for homeless people.
682. Dawn knows all celebrities that are vegetarians.
683. Dawn writes articles about her appreciation of "Dry Heat"
684. Dawn worries about how the people in the South can jog in the heat and humidity
685. Dawn goes to heart websites to learn more about the link between dental health and heart disease.
686. Dawn is excited about the remake of the movie "Hairspray"
687. Dawn still regrets an "open burn" of all of her ex's photos, but still brags about it.
688. Dawn obsessively looks at the left hand ring finger of newly married men.
689. Dawn criticizes Hilary Duff for bad dancing.
690. Dawn knows that there are pictures of chickens all over downtown Petaluma.
691. Dawn erroneously refers to the "Butter and Eggs" Parade as the "Chicken and Eggs" Parade.
692. Dawn thoroughly cleans Airplane Lavatories before and after she uses them.
693. Dawn admits to loving certain words, such as "Ginormous".
694. Dawn proclaims "Oh how sweet" when she finds out a homeless man is running for mayor of San Fransisco.
695. Dawn proclaims that biblical action figures are "Awesome!".
696. Dawn brags out loud that she has "Yahtzee at home!" during the Bad News Over Happy Music segment.
697. Dawn proclaims during the Bad News Over Happy Music Segment that dressing up like a rodeo clown for halloween is "Cool".
698. Dawn gets excited about going to the grocery store for running magazines
699. Dawn knows that Hal Higden has a running website.

700. Dawn proudly brings in to work "Vegetarian Times" magazine.

701. Dawn proclaims that kids that like to read will be rich like Bill Gates.
702. Dawn thinks that using a map to get all around Seattle is "Awesome" and "Gives her a High".
703. Dawn worries that "Barkers Beauties" will be unemployed once Drew Carey takes over the Price is Right.
704. Dawn loves news stories about fat people that do the "leg shake."
705. Dawn says out loud that she will miss Bob Barkers sign off of "Help control the animal population, get your pets spayed or neutered."
706. Dawn thinks the new energy saving squiggily lightbulbs are "cute"
706. Dawn writes angry letters to would-be bomb threat makers.
707. Dawn wants to organize a bottled water taste test.
708. Dawn thinks it would be "cool" to be a forensic entomologist.
709. Dawn gets excited for waiters who serve Jackie Chan.
710. Dawn considers slivered almonds a reward.
711. Dawn brags about Sacramento having one of the best Hostels.
712. Dawn likes to wake up early on the weekends because she "loves to watch the world wake up".
713. Dawn thinks it would be "fun" to prune roses in the summer in Sacramento.
714. Dawn know that there is a "Dancing with the Stars Tour" AND that Drew La-Gay is part of it.
715. Dawn thinks of boots everytime she hears the name "Justin".
716. Dawn LOOOOVES it when girls are named "Ryan".
717. Dawn gets overly excited about "20/20" exposes on tall people/little people.
718. Dawn wants to repeat 3 million times out loud "There really ARE cheese allergies!!"
719. Dawn worries while she's in a parking lot "Is today the day I'm going to lose my legs while someone is backing up?"
720. Dawn line dances and does calisthenics on airplanes.
721. Dawn dreams about answering make-up questions during listener mail.
722. Dawn proudly proclaims that Andy Rooney's commentary on 60 minutes is "fantastic".
723. Dawn contemplates the lives of old men at bus stops.
724. Dawn goes to ballparks for vegetarian food.
725. Dawn brags about using the phrase "for the love of cheese and rice."
726. Dawn brags about eating "Halibut Salad" at 7:30 in the morning.
727. Dawn cries in happiness when her person wins a reality show, even though she's never met them.
728. Dawn loves Jada Pinkett Smith's punk band.
729. Dawn loves the telepathic Aquaman Rings.
730. Dawn begs movie theaters to carry vegan food just for her.
731. Dawn takes pictures of the World's Largest Thermometer.
732. Dawn brags about going to a museum while on vacation in LA.
733. Dawn feels remorse about being in ice cold places during a heat wave.
734. Dawn dreams about touching Rob's wife purses.
735. Dawn thinks Mark Ruffalo is one of her favorite actors.
736. Dawn wants to collect pictures of reciepts.
737. Dawn likes to take pictures of telephones in hotel rooms.
738. Dawn brags about knowing that Halle Berry has diabetes.
739. Dawn thinks that stuffing envelopes is a great career choice.
740. Dawn thinks you should save your old cell phones because one day they will be collector items.
741. Dawn goes to Las Vegas but doesn't stay IN Las Vegas.
742. Dawn feels the need to defend art.
743. Dawn dreams of shopping in a bad Target in Baghdad.
744. Dawn reads Time Magazine during the commercial breaks.
745. Dawn does research projects on Miss Manners.
746. Dawn says prayer is the best gift you can give.
747. Dawn brags about reading books about Irish people.
748. Dawn does the peptol bismol commercial dance at home for fun.
749. Dawn brags about going to home shows in Lodi.
750. Dawn wants to make hand holding a sport.
751. Dawn brags about eating tuna covered in blueberries.
752. Dawn eats "ginger chews" to satisfy her sweet tooth.
753. Dawn is fascinated by people who scrapbook.
754. Dawn wants to hire people to scrapbook for her.
755. Dawn admires people that do crosswords.
756. Dawn brags about owning the "Sleepless in Seattle" DVD.
757. Dawn enjoys taking pictures of movies on her TV.
758. Dawn thinks its fun to have a background check run on her.
759. Dawn proclaims that therapy is awesome.
760. Dawn suggests dressing up as "A Locket" for Halloween.
761. Dawn loves driving past pumpkin patches.
762. Dawn looks forward to checkin' out the overweight pumpkin competitions every fall.
763. Dawn knocks on pumpkins to check their freshness.
764. Dawn blesses people who use the innards of a pumpkin for making pies.
765. Dawn wonders out loud "What is Kelly Ripa drinking out of her coffee cup?"
766. Dawn recommends that health food stores should sell "Drops of Empathy".
767. Dawn brags about watching the show "Shark".
768. Dawn goes to Hallmark stores to read books about people who have had succesfful marriages.
769. Dawn wants there to be video games where the characters go to therapy sessions.
770. Dawn wants to rid toasters of "junky-junk."
771. Dawn wants a toaster that catches crumbs.
772. Dawn goes to football games to see cheerleaders.
773. Dawn wants to attend a meet and greet with the winner from the show "On The Lot".
774. Dawn says that rocks skipping on water is "soooo pretty".
775. Dawn loudly proclaims that she wants a Sears catalogue.
776. Dawn thinks "This Day in History" bits are neat.
777. Dawn would smell a bag of found money.
778. Dawn takes pictures of her television while Dancing With The Stars is on.
779. Dawn gets sad when she throws away dark celery.
780. Dawn notices and bitches about color changes to the set of "The View".
781. Dawn investigates photographs of Sydney Pollack.
782. Dawn memorizes the list of most flammable Halloween costumes every year.
783. Dawn wants to attend the annual "Report to the Nation" seminar on cancer.
784. Dawn googles "assburgers".
785. Dawn reads columns about girls who have "assburgers".
786. Dawn recommends handing out dried fruit to trick-or-treaters for Halloween.
787. Dawn wants to have popsicles made out of one single grape.
788. Dawn reads and contributes to the blogs for "Dancing with the Stars", under the screen name dancinggirl77.
789. Dawn wants everyone to do everything underwater.
790. Dawn cheers for people who get free glow sticks.
791. Dawn thinks that the movie "King Kong" is a sad love story.
792. Dawn loves driving the backroads of the Sacramento area.
793. Dawn proclaims that Britney Spears' performance at the MTV Video Awards was a "flop-a-roonie".
794. Dawn proudly brags that she loves the word "flop-a-roonie".
795. Dawn goes to restaurants and seeks out the health inspection reports.
796. Dawn knows what time Family Fued is aired locally, and gets excited about it.
797. Dawn gets the chills when she hears the last words of Princess Diana.
798. Dawn thinks that collecting Playboy magazines with dead people in them is a good investment.
799. Dawn looooves the movie "Get Smart".

800. Dawn thinks it is awesome that she has 800 Reasons Why She's Not Fun!!!

801. Dawn Googles and memorizes the day light savings schedule.
802. Dawn is fascinated by the recorded voices that you hear on automated phone services.
803. Dawn dresses her niece in a pumpkin costume that looks like a pirate.
804. Dawn dreams of decorating her house with cards.
805. Dawn cheers for Jane Pauley.
806. Dawn gets bummed out at the end of horrible radio contests.
807. Dawn Googles pumpkin trail mix.
808. Dawn wants there to be "cheese stings" to thwart underground cheese sales.
809. Dawn surfs Cancer Blogs for fun.
810. Dawn rants about young guys wasting their money on their raised up trucks, to herself.
811. Dawn brags about going to Learning Stores.
812. Dawn thinks people who don't need a reminder for Daylight Savings Time are "Fantastic!"
813. Dawn announces reasons why she is less fun than herself.
814. Dawn likes to put together photographic scrap books of funerals.
815. Dawn thinks it's cool to valet at Wal-Mart.
816. Dawn vacations with her Father-in-Law in Visalia.
817. Dawn looooooves watching the Uncle Sam Dancing Troop.
818. Dawn dreams about and advocates for the day when Baseball Umpires can speak.
819. Dawn no longer enjoys her sunroof in fear of a wild animal leaping in through it.
820. Dawn defends people who collect pine cones.
821. Dawn has the desire to have a pet cow.
822. Dawn will be bummed out if she cannot lactate.
823. Dawn dreams of the day to go to Rockefeller Center to watch a dead Christmas tree be put up.
824. Dawn looks forward to going to the airport to take pictures of the people.
825. Dawn envied all of the bookworms in school because she wanted to be one.
826. Dawn brags about being the master at jacks.
827. Dawn shouts out loud, "I love Bibles!"
828. Dawn says out loud "Yayyyyy!" to the sound of music.
829. Dawn brings with her to the bathroom a pad and a pen because she says "Some of the best ideas are made on the toilet."
830. Dawn can't wait to vote for Time Magazine's "Person of the
Year."
831. Dawn dreams of eating desserts that she will never eat.
832. Dawn brags about owning an antique bible that has never opened which she will never read anyway.
833. Dawn knows and brags about Elisabeth Hasslebeck eats gluten free.
834. Dawn researches judges on British talent shows.
835. Dawn proclaims that her best friends are board games.
836. Dawn claims that eating two pieces of pecan pie in one year is "over doing it."
837. Dawn decorates her front yard with dead trees.
838. Dawn proudly proclaims that she has magazines with "mom-butts" in it.
839. Dawn thinks that when celebrities go out, the paparazzi cameras go "Posh, Posh, Posh."
840. Dawn wants a copy of the Condoleezza Rice classical piano CD.
841. Dawn looks forward to watching police round up cows on TV.
842. Dawn pronounces "Dunzo" when she decides to no longer practice a tradition.
843. Dawn loves the word "Dunzo".
844. Dawn thinks it would be cool to live in a Burro.
845. Dawn wonders what time Rob wakes up in the morning when visiting Reno.
846. Dawn Thinks Larry King is "hip".
847. Dawn wonders if Bill O'Reilly gets mad when fellow Fox Newscasters make fun of him.
848. Dawn enjoys garnish.
849. Dawn reminisces about her childhood love of olympic gymnast Nadia Komenich.
850. Dawn dreams of attending a seminar hosted by Mary Lou Henner about vegetarianism.
851. Dawn enjoys jogging on Thanksgiving morning.
852. Dawn refers to breakfast as "brekky".
853. Dawn protests Rob & Arnie "Top 5 Lists" that she disagrees with.
854. Dawn thinks that horseriders should be buried with their horses.
855. Dawn worries about other people's milk bills.
856. Dawn exchanges holiday recipes with complete strangers while shopping.
857. Dawn proclaims that "feta is betta!"
858. Dawn enjoys dill in her eggs.
859. Dawn dreams of being a master gift wrapper someday.
860. Dawn hopes to be on the same road as the Presidential Christmas tree.
861. Dawn wants to know how much the "12 Days of Christmas" would cost.
862. Dawn gets inspired by insurance people.
863. Dawn analyzes the acting styles of soap opera actors.
864. Dawn thinks the word pub is cool.
865. Dawn logged the time she didn't use for breaks at her old job just so she could have time for online shopping.
866. Dawn finds chewing gum annoying.
867. Dawn bought all natural oat gum before she was annoyed by it.
868. Dawn brags about owning a Pope John Paul and Mother Theresa book.
869. Dawn loved chap stick commercials as a child.
870. Dawn knows exactly how many calories are in each Jamba Juice smootie.
871. Dawn adores book stores that are family run.
872. Dawn enjoys prairie style carolers at her house.
873. Dawn has all of the tasks of the Parks and Recreations department memorized.
874. Dawn finds Kate Winslet's accent to be "stunning".
875. Dawn thinks Kate Winslet's "acting chops are fantastic!"
876. Dawn refers to feet as "tootsies". (Yes, we realize that this is on the list twice, but it is so "not fun" that it has to be on the list twice...If you are the one to find this on the list twice, you are probably close to being less fun than Dawn yourself.)
877. Dawn enjoys running the stairs while in Vegas.
878. Dawn plans on going to the Oprah Show everyday when she's retired.
879. Dawn bakes a cake for Jesus every year.
880. Dawn has a favorite tree, a Douglas Fir.
881. Dawn claims that people born with birth defects and extra limbs are "Gifts from God".
882. Dawn wants someone to sew her a horse themed pot holder.
883. Dawn apologizes to Mother Earth for pouring less than half a glass of water down the drain.
884. Dawn uses the internet to conduct family tree searches.
885. Dawn watches TV specials on houses decorated with Christmas lights.
886. Dawn day dreams of touching Jennifer Lopez's fat ass.
887. Dawn wants to stand with Mitt Romney in a wind storm.
888. Dawn thinks the Osmond family is the last wholesome family in America.
889. Dawn memorizes the actresses on Special K commercials.
890. Dawn googles how to spell the name "Kaylee".
891. Dawn wanted to see the broadway show "Rent" to be made into a movie.
892. Dawn dreams of being a police officer so she can ticket cyclists.
893. Dawn thinks it's cool to see her own heart.
894. Dawn yearns for the existence of a vaccuum museum.
895. Dawn Googles fitness trainer's web sites just to join their blogs, not for their work outs.
896. Dawn watches movies about drug mules in Spanish while vacationing.
897. Dawn likes to visualize what celebrities poop looks like.
898. Dawn bases her vacations to Las Vegas on when cheer camps take place.
899. Dawn gets excited over what's in Al Roker's fridge.

900. Dawn looooooves road signs.

901. Dawn loves to use the word "kitchy".
902. Dawn doesn't leave the house without a copy of Racheal Ray's magazine.
903. Dawn proudly proclaims that skin care stores are her favorite places to go.
904. Dawn thinks it's "awe-some" that her house looks like a Waffle Barn.
905. Dawn finds caucuses to be exciting.
906. Dawn carries around a bag of flax seed at all times.
907. Dawn makes a sign of the cross after calling someone a retard.
908. Dawn wants to eat at a restaurant that serves the biggest broccoli spear.
909. Dawn looooves dishes only made of carrots.
910. Dawn proclaims that Arizona and Nevada has the world cornered on the sky.
911. Dawn finds it fun to look at a football player's shoulder.
912. Dawn thinks Heath Ledger was a good actor.
913. Dawn promotes herpes pride.
914. Dawn yells out her car window at the town of Granite Bay.
915. Dawn thinks that going to Planned Parenthood would be a good first date.
916. Dawn wants to see presidential cadidates throwing a football and "tackling" healthcare.
917. Dawn would like to watch entries to children's broadcasting competitions.
918. Dawn wants to make veggie pizza "The Pizza of the Super Bowl".
919. Dawn loves stores that sell Christmas decorations year-round.
920. Dawn wants radios installed in bathrooms so people with urinary tract infections can listen to the Super Bowl.
921. Dawn thinks that Leanord Skinard is the lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd.
922. Dawn brags about loving Rascal Flats.
923. Dawn thinks individual dip cups would be cool at parties.
924. Dawn keeps a journal to keep track of American Idol contestants.
925. Dawn thinks it's cool for everyone when Groundhog's Day is on a weekend.
926. Dawn loooooves to chew ice.
927. Dawn knows which fast food restaurants have "the good ice".
928. Dawn proudly proclaims that she has "loved ice since she was a kid".
929. Dawn listens to people chew on ice because she loves the sound.
930. Dawn begs to get onto the USA Today Ad Mete for the Super Bowl.
931. Dawn proudly proclaims that Kristy Mcnichol is her favorite actress of all time, and is a member of the fan club.
932. Dawn has a subscrition with the Barack Obama online newsletter.
933. Dawn thinks that angus steer are "pretty".
934. Dawn enjoys checking out Michelle Obama's ass.
935. Dawn wants to have a slumber party with Hillary Clinton.
936. Dawn thinks when actors grow a moustache for a movie, it makes them a good actor.
937. Dawn would pay top dollar for wild mustang photos.
938. Dawn wants to sit down with old people to talk with them about the 5 and Dime store.
939. Dawn goes to the beach to mourn.
940. Dawn looks forward to attending all-day funerals.
941. Dawn worries when spraying perfume on herself that it was tested on animals.
942. Dawn visits heart web sites to see how the ticker works.
943. Dawn dreamed of being Molly Ringwald.
944. Dawn gets excited on Valentine's Day to see how her bank will celebrate.
945. Dawn wonders what Rob is wearing every day he drives his corvette.
946. Dawn worries that actress Alicia Coppola will be out of a job.
947. Dawn thinks everyone should go to the library to do research for themselves.
948. Dawn proclaims out loud that Priceline.com is "Cooooool!"
949. Dawn supports vegans by giving them air high fives.
950. Dawn thinks it would be awesome to see President William Taft's oversized bath tub.
951. Dawn refers to the 29-hour non-stop RAD-A-THON as "Winning the Lottery In Our Hearts."
952. Dawn reads valentine cards to her cats.
953. Dawn cries for the starving kids in Africa.
954. Dawn proudly proclaims that working middle management is cool.
955. Dawn encourages people to take a day off to look at eclipses.
956. Dawn thinks that staying up for 29 hours is like Christmas.
957. Dawn spends her time memorizing the weights of satellites.
958. Dawn brags about wanting to ride in a double decker bus.
959. Dawn wants a panic room.
960. Dawn says that "stretching out the bottom of her sweat pants is her thing!"
961. Dawn dreams of having a celebrity fitness trainer, in particular "Jillian Michaels!!!! OWwwww, Bitch!"
962. Dawn brags about attending numerous book signings.
963. Dawn is excited by coffee.
964. Dawn proudly proclaims that she has a palette for coffee.
965. Dawn "LOOOOOOOVES" the no name diners, even though she won't eat there.
966. Dawn likes to take day trips to Sausalito, CA.
967. Dawn wonders what the exit song will be on American Idol every year.
968. Dawn admits to being scared of signs.
969. Dawn proudly admits that she loves Barack Obama's hands.
970. Dawn owns the Starbucks calorie book.
971. Dawn spends time on the internet researching calorie books for all restaurants.
972. Dawn cries to herself while cooking bacon for her husband.
973. Dawn says that "doughnuts come from the devil".
974. Dawn wants to feed the world's largest hamburger to starving children.
975. Dawn believes that people who swear should put stickers on their elbows.
976. Dawn owns a copy of the Helen Keller movie.
977. Dawn memorizes how many friends that "key grips" have on Facebook.
978. Dawn greets people in the Central Time Zone with "Uhhhhh! Good Later Morning!"
979. Dawn goes to school because it's something to do.
980. Dawn has a crush on ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson.
981. Dawn takes pictures of the thermometer in her car to show how "perfect" the weather is outside.
982. Dawn takes trips to Nevada City, CA.
983. Dawn thinks she hears horses upon entering Nevada City, CA.
984. Dawn solicits web sites that teach you how to run.
985. Dawn finds two-faced babies "fascinating!"
986. Dawn wants to e-mail Rachael Ray to give her tips on her hairstyle.
987. Dawn looks forward to stealing her father-in-law's subscription of the AARP magazine.
988. Dawn finds '40s style tandem bikes to be "Cool!"
989. Dawn refers to herself as "Lead-Foot Louie."
990. Dawn scopes out air marshalls whenever she flies.
991. Dawn wants to put celery in pinatas instead of candy.
992. Dawn suggests that "when making love to Oprah, you should think of her heart."
993. Dawn wants to attend and participate in the World Beard & Moustache Championships.
994. Dawn says the Sun and Moon are our clocks.
995. Dawn proudly proclaims that "He Who Dies With The Strongest Soul Wins!"
996. Dawn wants to go to town meetings to save small family owned businesses.
997. Dawn checks when there will be CPR training classes in her neighborhood.
998. Dawn wants you to print out reason number 995 and read it everyday.
999. Dawn wants to attend a wedding at Wal-Mart.

1000. Dawn says that enchiladas are economically friendly.

1001. Dawn brags about knowing where bocce ball courts are located in East Sacramento, CA.
1002. Dawn posts videos online of her showering to prove that she bathes.
1003. Dawn fears that someone will climb on her roof to watch her shower through a sky-light.
1004. Dawn can't wait to read People Magazine's comment section on the pregnant guy.
1005. Dawn proclaims that "Eh! It would be nice to live in the now!"
1006. Dawn sings the Coldplay song "Green Eyes" out loud, but inserts "Brown Eyes" in the lyrics to match her eye color.
1007. Dawn has the water proof breast cancer manual on how to check for lumps hanging in her shower.
1008. Dawn says that exercise is "nature's prozac."
1009. Dawn mourns over uneaten food at restaurants.
1010. Dawn daydreams about Harry Morgan.
1011. Dawn has nightmares about American Idol contestants committing suicide.
1012. Dawn cries when she gets in a fist fight with someone, and proceeds to apologize to them and gives them a hug.
1013. Dawn hates surveys that insist on a 1 to 10 scale.
1014. Dawn knows good coupon shoppers and will introduce you to them.
1015. Dawn sings "Happy Birthday" along with the television for the current Pope's birthday.
1016. Dawn drives an extra mile so her odometer never shows three "6's" in a row.
1017. Dawn loooooooves going to cemeteries.
1018. Dawn likes to show her personality through letters while texting.
1019. Dawn proclaims out loud that she wants the giant inflatable colon to come to town.
1020. Dawn says that Abba comforted her as a child. * Dawn doesn't like bringing this up because it reminds her of when she was molested by her grandfather.
1021. Dawn brags about buying hemp cereal.
1022. Dawn wants to give sad poems about wolves to children.
1023. Dawn thinks that every company should hire an REO, a Recycling Executive Officer.
1024. Dawn knows by heart that egg whites have only 16 calories.
1025. Dawn googles prairie day laundry making so she can get the recipe to make her own detergent.
1026. Dawn loses sleep thinking about whether or not her house was built on a dump.
1027. Dawn worries about earthquakes occuring while she's on the can in a grocery store.
1028. Dawn knows that National Prayer Day is May 1st or "somewhere around that."
1029. Dawn thinks Jesus can inspire "the gas guy" to lower gas prices.
1030. Dawn says that sometimes the best ideas come to you in silence.
1031. Dawn would visit the White House if she had invisibility powers.
1032. Dawn wants to listen to Mindy McCready songs to find the hidden love messages to Roger Clemens.
1033. Dawn says "Woo-Hoo!" when anyone mentions left-handed people.
1034. Dawn brags about being on a spinach kick and eats it like a "Mad Dog!"
1035. Dawn "Boos!" beef.
1036. Dawn thinks that you can get out of jury duty if you don't do your hair.
1037. Dawn "loooooooves" nutmeg.
1038. Dawn watches America's Next Top Model and practices the poses in front of the TV.
1039. Dawn puts her half-eaten apples outside for the birds.
1040. Dawn refers to cars with giant bumper stickers on cars as "rolling billboards."
1041. Dawn says that flat tires are "blessings from God."
1042. Dawn wants someone to send her a tea kettle from Japan.
1043. Dawn thinks that chicken feet represent Voo Doo.
1044. Dawn refers to artificial sweeteners as "cancer sugar."
1045. Dawn thinks that we should consult dogs about earthquakes because they are "experts."
1046. Dawn says that "words are fists."
1047. Dawn says that video games should only be sold to people with high levels of Vitamin D.
1048. Dawn refers to patriotic moments in movies as "Wowsers from Hollywood!"
1049. Dawn wants all gas station attendants to know they are important.
1050. Dawn defends her crappiness by saying "We need hearts in this world."
1051. Dawn has often wondered how ancient people used birth control.
1052. Dawn Googled Jenna Bush wedding photos.
1053. Dawn hopes to achieve her lifetime goal of learning how to knit.
1054. Dawn warns people to have aspirin on hand when they knit.
1055. Dawn cheers on American knitters.
1056. Dawn goes to old western towns to view blown glass.
1057. Dawn wants to find out the history of jars.
1058. Dawn thanks Jesus for her legs every morning.
1059. Dawn wants to follow Arnie to the movie theater to turn him in for stealing.
1060. Dawn loooooves the sound of corn blowing in the wind.
1061. Dawn would feel privileged to have a handicapped child.
1062. Dawn worries about bees chasing her while jogging.
1063. Dawn owns a rooster pot-holder.
1064. Dawn brags about being cute and "rapeable."
1065. Dawn shouts from the heavens, "I LOVE BRICK HOUSES!" and looks at them with awe.
1066. Dawn looks forward to the day when she can grind her own sugar.
1067. Dawn claims that "Eh! Hate hurts the heart!"
1068. Dawn refers to Spelling Bees as "The Sport of the Mind."
1069. Dawn uses the word "legumes."
1070. Dawn asks her husband often if she can adopt a mentally handicapped child.
1071. Dawn wants to get the family together to watch the spelling bee on a Friday night.
1072. Dawn thinks that "Shaking hands causes a sensation of love."
1073. Dawn checks out the "Girls Next Door" forums.
1074. Dawn shouts out loud, "Ehhh!! Dead people want to kiss me!"
1075. Dawn claims out loud that, "Uhhh!! Kids rule the box office!"
1076. Dawn says that "Orchestras make beautiful music."
1077. Dawn is saddened by commercials for bi-polar disorder pills.
1078. Dawn wants to watch a video of surgery on herself to make sure nothing is left inside of her.
1079. Dawn says when you're 67 you're vibrant enough to join a car club.
1080. Dawn wishes she could speak Japanese so she could attend a Japanese poetry slam.
1081. Dawn studies her map of time zones in America.
1082. Dawn writes down personalized license plates to take them home and decipher them.
1083. Dawn thinks the oil crisis is a cure for obesity because it will force people to walk.
1084. Dawn wanted to see the first Meet the Press after Tim Russert died so that she could get chills from his spirit.
1085. Dawn looks forward to looking at Rob's shoes everyday.
1086. Dawn wants to refer to herself when she is in charge as "Marge In Charge."
1087. Dawn thinks families who travel on segways are cute.
1088. Dawn loves books of photography.
1089. Dawn is very curious about Vern Troyer's genitalia.
1090. Dawn wants to buy out all of the candy in the vending machine so Arnie will be forced to eat an apple she brings in for him.
1091. Dawn wants to email Denise Richards to tell her that her reality show sucks...even though she still watches it.
1092. Dawn wants to tell people who wear surgical masks that it is bad for them.
1093. Dawn asks herself out loud, "Am I going to do it?" while chopping up possibly salmonella tainted tomatoes.
1094. Dawn looks forward to what Rob is going to smell like everyday.
1095. Dawn wants to pet President Elect John McCain.
1096. Dawn loves the word "perusing."
1097. Dawn wants to protest man showers because they're not masculine.
1098. Dawn looks forward to seeing the Abba movie "Mamma Mia."
1099. Dawn wakes up every Saturday and says "Oh my God!!! Someone's getting married today!" and claps like a retard.

1100. Dawn thinks being called Senator John Edwards is a compliment.

1101. Dawn has a Thanksgiving family tradition of watching "Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
1102. Dawn is the one who watches the show "Weeds" on Showtime.
1103. Dawn wants a geologist to tell her the history of rocks on beaches she visits.
1104. Dawn wants to check out "hyper-miler" web sites to see how they're saving fuel.
1105. Dawn wants to bring a guy with cancer a positive quotation book.
1106. Dawn thinks she is going to die everytime she's on the can.
1107. Dawn would go see dancers who tour around the country.
1108. Dawn loves antique fire trucks.
1109. Dawn wants to adopt a Chinese girl from Korea.
1110. Dawn says that she gets vibes from the sound of another person's voice.
1111. Dawn reminisces about the day she reported on the death of Sam Kinison on the radio.
1112. Dawn impersonates a teletype machine.
1113. Dawn proudly proclaims that she is "Anti-Bacon."
1114. Dawn wants to roll dice 2,000 times.
1115. Dawn peruses the Megan's Law web site for sport.
1116. Dawn brags about having a 300 page book about how to swim.
1117. Dawn loves Yuba City, CA's cafes.
1118. Dawn refers to Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps as a "calorie" burning machine.
1119. Dawn wants to view all Olympic athletes in infrared.
1120. Dawn thinks of starving people while watching fireworks.
1121. Dawn cries everytime she drives past a homeless shelter.
1122. Dawn wants to learn the origin of Finland's tradition of going to the sauna started.
1123. Dawn dreams that she's friends with Jennifer Aniston.
1124. Dawn wants to know what Adam West's fitness age is.
1125. Dawn owns a book of silhouettes.
1126. Dawn wants to see white people as slaves.
1127. Dawn watches the Democratic National Convention while on her honeymoon.
1128. Dawn wants to play tic-tac-toe with a chicken.
1129. Dawn wants to get the Rosetta Stone Chinese program so she can learn Italian.
1130. Dawn has a violin.
1131. Dawn wants a T-shirt that supports Barack Obama in rhinestone.
1132. Dawn rents instruments from Skip's Music for the Friday Football Feature.