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Updated August 3rd, 2006
Hey everybody!!!
Welcome to my "You Men Are So Cute" page!! Look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush... you men are the best, and we ladies love you, but sometimes ya just drive us up the wall with the cute little things that you do. So I have decided to chronicle these goofy little things that all you guys have in common on this webpage. Well over the past few months, I have discovered some new things that all you men have in common, and here they are...
THE 5 NEW REASONS WHY YOU MEN ARE SO CUTE.....
Reason #1: You Men and Your Barbecues... |
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| This obsession has got to come from the Cave Man days! Must get slab of meat, must burn meat, must stand and watch meat burn. Meat, fire, meat, fire. It’s so cute cause they can’t wait to show you how awesome the meat turned out, yes honey, yummy, oh my god, you see you must act like it is the best because this is so important to them! And don’t ya just love it ladies when you have friends over and all the men gather around the BBQ as if it is sacred or something, I don’t think they can help it though again I think it is instinctual they just gravitate to the fire!! |
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Reason #2: You men and your favorite T-Shirt/Pair of Shorts... |
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If you have a father, brother, husband or boyfriend, ladies you know what I am talking about! The minute a man gets home from work, play or whatever he was out doing he heads straight for the pile in the corner of the bedroom that has his beloved shorts and t-shirt. He immediately puts it on and thinks nothing of the smell, stains, or holes that are apart of these shorts and t-shirt. Yes he does own other pairs of shorts and t-shirts but don’t try and get him to wear those because this particular set is sacred! Be warned ladies that if you wash this set he will know something is different, it will take awhile for him to figure it out but you will know he has when you look outside and he is rolling around in the dirt!! |
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Reason #3: You Men and Your Strip Clubs... |
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| This is one of my favorites!! While I would prefer a women to get into a different kind of work I do give kudos where kudos are due!! You see the men are the real suckers in this situation and it’s so cute cause they don’t even know it!! Okay not only do they get screwed with the price to get in, the overpriced drinks, and if there is food the over price on that, but they actually give women their hard earned money for a dance!! Whether it is alap dance or just the gal dancing on stage they give her their money!! For a dance!! Are you kidding me!! You see it’s so cute why they do this, they think they have a shot with her, the stripper acts interested to make more money and the guy doesn’t notice her doing this ‘I like you act’ with all the other men in there he just notices her doing it with him, so he thinks he has a real shot with her. This can go on for hours and then the poor guy leaves the club broke and I know a real shocker here, without the stripper. Now if he is a really rich man she may go out on a few dates with him but it will cost him, diamonds, clothes, and plastic surgery and then heart brake. Poor things, they just don’t realize the power we women have when it comes to our bodies!! |
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Reason #4: Your Fascination with Pool... |
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| This is kinda like the BBQ thing. Must gather round square table, must rack balls, must hit balls in pocket. Must act like I have strategy. Must act like this is big deal. Must call out where ball is gonna go. I mean really they act as if they are on TV in front of millions and their little pool game matters!! |
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Reason #5: You Men and Your Dogs... |
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Isn’t it so cute how men and dogs are so similar!! They both are trainable, they will fetch for you what you need, they need constant attention, they need to feel important, they need to know they are important, their taste buds are simple, they will pee and poop anywhere.
Okay, so that's my new list of why you men are just the cutest. Ladies, email me and tell me how right I am. Cute little men, email me with your huffs and your gruffs about how I'm just a woman and don't understand.
Click here for my 15 classic reasons why you men are so cute!!!
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