Updated January 17th, 2007
Hey everybody!!!
Welcome to my "You Men Are So Cute" page!! Look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush... you men are the best, and we ladies love you, but sometimes ya just drive us up the wall with the cute little things that you do. So I have decided to chronicle these goofy little things that all you guys have in common on this webpage. Well over the past few months, I have discovered some new things that all you men have in common, and here they are...
THE 4 NEW REASONS WHY YOU MEN ARE SO CUTE.....
Reason #1: You Men and Your Favorite Chair... |
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| Okay so this one is sorta like the holy shirt or shorts that men can’t let go of. That one I’ve gone over on this page and is dead on if you haven’t read it yet! This time though we are talken bout that damn CHAIR! Oh yeah every man has one. His thrown where he sits and rules from and can feel like he’s King of the world! They all have that lil emperor in them! If you are sneaky enough as a women you can get him to at least get a chair that matches the rest of the furniture but if he already has had the chair that will take some magic, like oops poof it is gone one day! But be sure to replace it with a chair that reclines so he can drool and snore and then wake up just in time for the winning catch of the game! If you let him he will hold on to this chair for 50 years! Leave the stains, they love the crunch and the smell! Don’t try and sit in his chair and why would you want to right?! After all it’s the one place in the house where he can feel like a big boy!! |
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Reason #2: You men at the holidays when you try and put up Christmas lights... |
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A very funny things happen during the Holiday season. I LOVE watching this take place. Men all over the neighborhood get out their Christmas lights from the garage, their treasured cave! And start the very difficult task of putting the lights on the house! Yes “difficult” is the word they will use. Almost in unison they will get their ladders out and start the treacherous climb up to get the lights on perfectly. Now in "manland," it is a complete no-no to come inside and ask for your wife’s help or opinion. They see it as a sign of weakness. instead, the men will gather together and go over this very "scientific" process!!! I secrectly look out the window when this takes place and laugh my ass off! But ladies we must keep the laughter to ourselves, our men take this job very seriously, it may even require a trip to the big man warehouse store! Remember when they are done be sure to oooh and awwwww and tell them what a great job they did!! They ego’s love that!! |
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Reason #3: You Men and Your Towels!!!! |
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| What is it with men and their towels! Oh my God ladies is this theworst or what! I swear they will use their damn towel and hand towel formonths if you let them! I think they have a dysfunction in their nosethat affects how they smell! It doesn't matter that they have wipedtheir clean bodies on the towel over and over again, that's thereasoning they will give you by the way that they are wiping their cleanbodies completely ignoring the fact that that same towel after gettingwet sooooo many times sits their getting moldy and smelly! If you don'tget to a man's towel soon enough the damn thing is screaming to bewashed! It's like crusty and rough but they will still use it, I don'tknow it must make then feel manly to use something rough against theirskin!! |
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Reason #4: Your Men and Your Love of Cartoons!!! |
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Oh my gosh, this starts when they are little andnever stops! Now of course in their mind they are watching grown up moremature cartoons like The Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park! Each ofcourse display the satire of our times. blah, blah blah blah, blah! It'scuz it's a cartoon that they love it so much! You can get satire withhumans on comedy shows! But God love em it's really great how they getexcited for the cartoon world!!.
Okay, so that's my new list of why you men are just the cutest. Ladies, email me and tell me how right I am. Cute little men, email me with your huffs and your gruffs about how I'm just a woman and don't understand.
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