April 14th, 2008

Here's my review for...

LEATHERHEADS

Ok, so I know that last week I said that seeing the new George Clooney movie Leatherheads would probably make me want to drink again and that's why I didn't see it.  Well, my dad came to town and if there is anyone who makes me not want to drink it's him and he even wanted to see this movie.  So we went.  And, for some odd reason I was 100,000 percent right that this movie SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm not talking about kinda sucking or even really sucking.  This movie was a flat out SUCKFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!  First of all George Clooney is in it.  And so is Rene Zellwegger.  By the way Rene, take the little squiggly line off the second E in your name, you are NOT exotic.  What else made it a suckfest, well the fact that it's about football.  I don't know if you have ever noticed this but usually football movies aren't that good.  This one is really bad, remember I called it a SUCKFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It's about a failing team from Duluth and they are signing a big college star player.  Blah blah blah.  It's so unbelievable that any of these guys could have even played back then that it's hard to get past that.  Oh yea, and Rene Zellwegger is supposed to be sexy!!!! I don't know if that is what made this movie a comedy, because I know it wasn't the acting the writing or even the goddamn lighting.  This movie was terrible.  I would recommend walking out on this movie, even if you saw it on a flight.  I hated this movie.