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December 15th, 2008 10 WORST MOVIES OF 2008 Ok, so since I did this last year and it was successful. I thought why not do it again. So here is my year in review of the TEN WORST MOVIES I saw this year. Now that means I saw them this year, they didn't necessarily come out this year though. I hope you enjoy.
10. Strangers. This movie was supposed to be on events that happened in real life. I wish that it had happened in real life that way Liv Tyler would no longer be making movies. She is fat and TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Pineapple Express. I thought that this might be funny with Seth Rogan. This just showed that he did one movie too many, and the fact that James Franco is the WORST actor to ever be in a movie is in it as well.
8. Love Guru. Hey Mike Myers, can't you die already???? Your career has, you should join it!!!!!!!!
7. 10,000 B.C. Did people back in caveman times really speak English???? I mean that is pretty much amazing!!!!! Oh, that's right they didn't and this was stupid fucking movie.
6. Get Smart. I am sooooooooooo glad that I paid full price to see such a shitty movie. I really do hope that they make a part two so I can waste even more money on that instead of a bullet.
5. Twilight. So I didn't see this because the vampires came out during the day. I found out that the reason they could is because it was cloudy where they lived. I promise if I had seen this it would probably be number one.
4. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. I know that's not the official name of the movie but I am trying to get past how bad the movie was and how it pretty much ruined the entire Indiana Jones saga. It's so fucking bad I used the word SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Dark Knight. I know many of you thought that this would be my number one. I put it at number three just to show that you are not the boss of me. Fuck this movie it sucked, I wish I could change places with Heath Ledger.
2. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. I mainly hated this movie because the title was so fucking long!!!!!!!! Plus Brad Pitt showed us how much of a pussy Jesse James really was, and that's not what we want from our memories of the old west. Go adopt another village dickhead!!!!!!!!!
1. Cloverfield. The reason that I made this number one is because sooooooooooo many people told me how cool this movie was. So I went to see it and found out it was just another case of the Blair Witch movie. The camera moved so much I puked on the family in front of me, and let me say that was far more entertaining than the damn movie!!!! |
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