Ok, so the movies in the theatres SUCKED this weekend so I decided to watch a movie on cable and review it.  Truth be told I only saw about a half hour of this one and decided to do it.  The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford.  This was the movie that starred Brad Pitt about the softer side of Jesse James and the end of his life.  Now I remember when this movie was coming out I thought it was going to be a cool western movie, but the more I heard about it the worse it got.  I am glad that I didn't waste my time seeing this in the theatres because I guess it was really long.  Like I said I only saw the last part of it and it SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  First of all Brad Pitt is TERRIBLE at EVERYTHING he does now.  Including parenting that I can't buy him as one of the most dangerous men to ever walk the earth.  The second thing about this movie that I can't buy is that Casey Affleck, yes Ben's little brother, can be an actor.  He's terrible and is only made worse by narrating parts of the movie too.  He plays the guy who shoots Jesse James, Robert Ford.  Terribly!!!!!!!!!  The guy who plays his brother ends up killing himself, I don't know if that happened in real life, but I think I would kill myself too if I had to work with Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck too.  The movie is long, crappy and not a good western.  Hey Hollywood stop trying to make westerns!!!!!!! You SUCK at them now!!!!!!!! If you can't guess I FUCKING HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!  Not only because it sucked but the title is the longest piece of crap ever too!!!!!!!!!!!