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October 13th, 2008 Here's my review for... BODY OF LIES WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a hunk of crap. Well, let me make that last statement clear. Russell Crowe= hunk of crap. Leonardo DiCaprio= hunk of crap. Bodies of Lies= hunk of crap. Now when you add them all together, Crowe+Leo+Bodies= Waste of your DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! Look here, I don't know the ins and outs of the CIA, and I'm pretty sure that Hollywood doesn't either, but they will really make you think that they do. Ridley Scott the director wants to make big budget action movies that have a story in them, well Ridley it doesn't work that way. At least the part where the movie is worth a crap. I mean here's a rule of thumb when you are trying to make a cool action movie. FUCK THE SUBTITLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you get that or do I have to spell it out like you did in the damn movie. And don't give me this shit that it's there to make it more authentic. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't go to movies to get my learn on, I go to escape, and by the way, what a pick me up of a movie. I especially like all the scare tactics used in the movie to make people not want to shop in Amsterdam. I didn't know that terrorist hated pot!!!!!!!! Trying to believe that Leonardo DiCaprio is some sort of badass is like trying to believe that Russell Crowe is a good actor. Oh wait, they tried to make you believe that too!!!!!! This movie is waaaaaaay to inside terrorist baseball for me to enjoy. Yes, there are some good kill scenes that they don't stay with long enough and a couple of really short car chases. By the way BOOOOOOOOOOOOO to that. And really quick if you want us to believe that Leo would fall for some chick that's from over there, come on, you would have a better chance at saying that Russell Crowe was a good actor!!!!!!!!! I hated this fuckin' movie, I wish terrorist would kidnap Leo!!!!!!!!
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