July 14th, 2008

Here's my review for...

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

Ok, so yes I did see the movie Hancock and thought that it was pretty good for a Will Smith movie.  I thought that he needed more of a villain to take on the superhero, and then letting Charleize Thereon, or however you spell that big bitches name have the same powers, way to go women libbers you got one by us.   But this weekend I went to go see the new Brendan Frasier movie Journey to the Center of the Earth because I haven't been to a good 3-D movie in a long time.  Here's the thing, I still haven't been to a good 3-D movie in a long time.  It's Brendan Frasier you know the guy who plays the EXACT same character in EVERY movie he has ever been in.  Well, in this one his older brother try's to find the center of the universe.  WHY???????  We all know it's there just let it be.  Well, he dies in the process, and no I'm not letting anything go by telling you that.  He does have a punk kid though that is going to spend time with his uncle and they decide to go to his lab before they shut it down.  That's when they notice things happening and they are off to Iceland.  That's right Iceland.  I don't know about you but I never had an uncle give me more than 5 bucks, let alone a ticket to Iceland.  So of course this is where everything happens including all the 3-D stuff that I have to say was pretty lame, I mean come on have a few more things flying at me, and I soooooooooooo didn't see that drool coming from the T-Rex's mouth.  That's right more dinosaurs.  Even though they have been dead for MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have to say that I hated this movie, not for anything more than just Brendan Frasier.  Change your name to at least Brandon...........FAG!