April 5th, 2010
CLASH OF THE TITANS
Let me say that I HATED the first Clash of the Titans movie that starred Harry Hamlin, and I really didn't want to see the updated version. In case you didn't flock to the theatres this weekend, or you didn't have cable as a kid and see the original then let me tell you about this movie. It's the movie about how the God Zeus is upset that mankind is not giving him the respect and worship that he and the other Gods deserve. So he unleashes his brother Haties on them to make them worship him. Too bad Haties is going to use that against him. That is until his bastard son who is on Earth decides to fight. Percius is his son and is pissed because he didn't know he's Zeus's son, meaning he didn't know that he was half God. I know this sounds like an episode of Days of our Lives but there aren't any hot chicks. Yes, there is lots and lots of action in this movie, but hardly any gore. BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! There are a couple of other things that pissed me off about this movie. Why does everyone back in that time have to have an "ius" at the end of their names?????? Why can't somebody be called Dave, or Tim or even Joe?????? Last two things that pissed me off about this movie. Percius(the main character) is played by Sam Worthington, the smug Aussie actor from Avatar. I don't know what it is about him, but he just rubs me the wrong way. And the main reason why I HATED this movie is because LIAM NIESON plays a God, and LIAM NIESON IS NOT A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that I could change places with his wife that way I would never have to see another one of his damn movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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