Arnie's Movie Review Archives


January 21st, 2008

Here's my review for...

CLOVERFIELD

Ok, so I had heard producers Brandon and the New Girl talking about the movie Cloverfield and they said that it was kind of stupid, so I had to see for myself.  Well, as much as I hate to admit it the two of them were right.  This movie was stupid, dumb, retarded, slow, did I mention retarded yet?  It's in New York City(NEW YORK CITY?)  and it's following the life of this guy and chick at the beginning of the movie because I guess the guy really digs the girl.  Well, then a couple months later he is set to be leaving NYC to take a job in Japan as a vice president of something.  His friends decide to throw a party for him and that's when the shit hits the fan.  The shit is actually the monster.  Which by the way was just retarded!!!!  If the monster didn't get you these little bug things would fly off the monster and then attack.  Stupid.  Now, here's the dumbest part of the whole movie, the way it was filmed.  Not only was it done with what looked like home video camera's, they decided the run around with the camera and make people sick.  Watching this movie I almost puked on the seat next to me.  This is by far the leading candidate for worst movie of the year.  This movie flat out SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hated it.
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