July 21st, 2008

Here's my review for...

THE DARK KNIGHT

Ok, so I was ready for the new Batman movie to come out and SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right I did go into this movie already thinking about how bad Christian Bale would be, but how much worse Heath Ledger would be as the Joker.  I have to say that I did walk away happy though.  Happy that I NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  They both sucked!!!!!!!!!!  Lets first take a look at Christian Bale as Batman.  Not only is he not American, he's not believable, he's not funny and when did Batman get a lisp??????????  Whenever he is in the Batsuit and has to talk to a bad guy, he starts to slur all his words together like he's hammered or something.  TERRIBLE. We can't talk about the bad acting in this movie without mentioning Maggie Gillenhaul, or however you spell her UGLY ass.  She replaced Katie Holmes, and did a terrible job of doing that.  Not only is she not a good actress, but she is as ugly as sin, and really Batman wants that ass????????????  Then there is Heath Ledger as the Joker.  Which by the way the role was perfected by Jack Nicholson in the first Batman movie.  Not only does he not make the role his own, he doesn't even live up to Jack's performance.  People say the world lost such a talent when he died.  Did he do something else that we didn't know about, is that the talent that's lost, because acting ain't it.  Heath Ledger SUCKED along with the rest of this terrible, way to dark over the top version of Batman. I hated it.

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