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November 3rd, 2008 Here's my review for... DEATH SENTENCE
Ok, so since the movies sucked in theatres I decided to watch some HBO this weekend and the Kevin Bacon movie Death Sentence was on and I remembered that I had wanted to see that. This movie came out the same time the Jodie Foster movie came out where she took the law into her own hands as well when her husband or boyfriend was killed. So I have to tell you that if I had to pick between which one would scare me more, it would for sure be Jodie Foster. I would be afraid that she would hit me with her dick and kill me that way. But lets get back to the Kevin Bacon movie. His son is killed by a gang initiation move and Kevin Bacon can't believe that the guy they caught will only get 5 years in prison for doing so. That's where he takes the law into his own hands, but in doing so is spotted and has the rest of the gang come looking for him. Of course they find him otherwise the movie really wouldn't have made sense. One thing leads to another and the gang kills pretty much everyone except Kevin Bacon giving him another shot at the gang, and he takes advantage of that. Ok, enough. I am so damn sick and tired of people trying to make Kevin Bacon tough. He's a PUSSY!!!!!!!!! He has ALWAYS been a pussy and he will ALWAYS BE a pussy!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but I am never going to bet on Bacon when it comes to him and anyone or anything in a fight. If he had to win a dance off I might pick him, but only if John Travolta isn't available. I just wish that Hollywood would stop trying to make us think that a guy who doesn't intimidate shit could whoop ass!!!!!!!!!! Maybe if his ugly ass wife in real life Kyra Sedgewick was put in the same role I could believe that. Mainly due to her extreme ugliness!!!!! If you haven't figured it out, I hated this movie and by the way I HATE Kevin Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! But I love his mother!!!!!!!!!!
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