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February 17th, 2009 FRIDAY THE 13TH
So I remember a while back I predicted that the new Friday the 13th movie was going to suck. Let me say right here right now that I'm sorry. I was wrong about this movie sucking. It did not suck at all. Instead I was surprised at the amount of SHIT IT ATE!!!!!!!!!!! That's right this movie was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!! In every single way that it could be it was. From the moment of Jason's first kill to the end of the movie that I'm not going to ruin for you. First of all they really didn't show him killing anyone. They showed the aftermath of his murders. Like one of the first guys he killed they showed Jason drag him off and then you saw the guy a few minutes later chopped up. HUH?????? Then the booby-trap that Jason sets up in the forest because he's a genius when it comes to rigging up things like that. Hello, he was a boy that drowned in a lake and watched his mother get killed. He's not MacGyver!!!!!!!!! He also took a hostage in the movie, something that he has NEVER EVER done. So why start now. I know that we talked about how this was going to be the first three movies put together as one, well then have him kill camp counselors, not just random teens. And as far as how he got the hockey mask that was fuckin' lame as hell. How in the blue hell did he ever beat Freddy in Freddy vs. Jason???? This movie SUCKED SUCKED SUCKED!!!!!!! Oh, and by the way, not scary so shut the fuck up in the movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hated it.
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