June 23rd, 2008

Here's my review for...

GET SMART

Alright, so the new Steve Carrill movie Get Smart came out this weekend and I didn't know what I was going to think of it.  I do enjoy him on the show The Office, but his movies have sucked in the past when he is the main character.  I have to admit that I fell asleep at least four or five times in this movie.  Maxwell Smart was an analist for the secret organization and could never make it as an agent, that is until one day they teamed him up with agent 99, Anne Hathaway.  Now I don't remember in the show, but in the movie she was a real BITCH.  Well, Max's dream comes true to become an agent, and of course he's a terrible one, but he always has an ally in The Rock.  He plays the super agent on the team and can't wait for him to become an agent, I don't remember why because this movie was boring the crap out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!  I wish I could tell you that I loved or hated the movie, but I was too busy being asleep to make any real judgements.  Well, except for the fact that Anne Hathaway is a bitch and I hate her, Steve Carrill is funny only on TV and the Rock is a shitty actor and Stone Cold Steve Austin would have been much much BETTER.  I hated this movie.

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Here's my review for...

THE LOVE GURU

Well if you didn't like Mike Myers before, you will REALLY hate him now.  His latest movie, "The Love Guru" not only sucks, but sucks balls.  All this movie is, is another Austin Powers movie, but not based on a spy, but on some sort of self help Guru that wants to become even more famous.  He is supposed to help a hockey player find his way after his girlfriend dumped him.  By the way the hockey player is black.  Not saying that black guys can't play hockey, I'm just saying that it was an even cheaper way to get a joke.  Oh yea, I almost forgot because I was laughing so hard I shit myself, that Vern Troyer, Mini-Me was in this movie as well.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was so amazing how they pretty much had all the same characters as in an Austin Powers movie, a shitbag, Mike Myers, a midget, Vern Troyer, a "hot" chick Jessica Alba.  All that was missing was.........LAUGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The movie is not funny and is a sad attempt to try and relive his Austin Powers fame.  I can't wait to see what piece of shit he puts out next.  I HATED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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