Arnie's Movie Review Archives


February 19th, 2008

Here's my review for...

GI JANE

Ok, so we had another crappy weekend at the movies, so I decided to do my review of a truly TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, ROTTEN movie.  G.I. Jane.  This is a movie that had some potential because at the time Demi Moore was still pretty hot, that is until she shaved her head for this role.  Which by the way is probably the MOST unbelievable movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!  I mean come on, who could believe that a women could EVER become a NAVY SEAL????????  So if you can somehow put that aside then get ready for the biggest turd that has ever been laid on film.  Not only is it unbelievable, but the acting really REALLY sucks.  Viggo Mortenson is in the movie and this was his first of many many shitty performances.  If he was really a NAVY SEAL, then I would tell the people in the free world to get ready to learn a new language because we are being protected by a talking MAXI PAD.  There are a bunch of other no names in the movie as well, and they all sucked too!!!!!!! All in all this is one of if not the WORST military movie of all time, I hated it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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