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August 10th, 2009
Ok, so this weekend the new G.I. Joe movie came out based on the action figures and cartoon from the 80's. I'm going to go ahead and review this movie even though I didn't see it. You see, I'm sorry but this movie is only about 20 years too late. Really, the rise of Cobra??? Does that mean the old shield wearing Cobra Commander is in this movie???? I really hope that they re-introduce the action figures once again, I used to love to make Voodoo dolls out of them. I really couldn't take this movie seriously to begin with. Dennis Quaid is in the movie and I'm supposed to believe he can kick ass??????? I don't even believe that he can wipe ass. And as far as Marlon Wayans being an American hero, I would have to say that I would much rather live and worship anyone in the Mexican Airforce instead of him. What is he going to do call his brother Keynan when he gets into a fire fight with terrorist??? That way Keynan could bore them to death by showing them a tape of I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!!!!!!! Who's the next great American hero going to be, Firemarshall Bill???? The two gay guys that reviewed movies??? I give that war a two snaps with a dose of anthrax, and a kiss on my ass!!!!!!! And let's not forget that Sienna Miller is in the movie as well. Hopefully her great American superpower is that she can breakup the marriage of Cobra Commander and we will get to see that on TMZ as well. I didn't see this movie, but I can tell you that I HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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