So since it was Easter weekend, I decided to review a spiritual type of movie. You know one that makes you feel good and think about life and how this whole world started anyhow. I thought what could be better than The Good Shepherd??????? The movie should have been called the Shitty CIA agent and terrible Family. This crap bag of a movie starts out with Matt Damon in college trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life and is approached by all sorts of people, including guys who like to wrestle around naked, with other dudes peeing on them. That's right PEEING on other dudes. So the movie goes on, SLOWLY, and he is introduced to Angelina Jolie who is I guess his best friends sister. Well they decided to get it on the first night they meet even though crap bag Damon has a deaf girlfriend. Well, low and behold Jolie gets pregnant, which I guess is nice instead of her adopting a kid in the 50's era. Well to try and make a terribly LONG movie short, Damon is like the backbone of the CIA and has to do things that shockingly enough the CIA has to do. You know kill people, talk with our enemies, and all that scary stuff that WE KNOW THEY DO ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only did this movie SUCK, it was LONG and it was BORING!!!!!!!!!! Please Hollywood stop making movies about government agencies, you suck at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hated this movie.