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February 9th, 2009 HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
So I think I figured out why they called the new Jennifer Anniston movie He's Just Not that Into You. It could be because your an old skanky looking hag. It could be because Scarlet Johansson is really a frog faced chunky bitch too. I know that I shouldn't have seen this movie, but since I wanted to get out and I knew that this would quite my wife down for a while we went and saw this romantic "comedy". No offense, but whoever the word COMEDY is in a movie, I'm expecting some sort of laughs. I guess that's because I'm simple and don't know any better, but this movie is NOT funny whatsoever. I mean unless you want to see people get their hearts ripped out by people they think they love. And we all know that's only funny if you know the people. Jennifer Connley is in this movie as well, and I have to say if they had a Daniel Day Lewis look alike contest she would win for sure, hands down. As far as the "dudes" in this movie, could they find any bigger pussies to be in the movie. They should have case Dakota Fanning in this hunk of shit to be one of the guys, cause at least she has a bigger set of balls then Ben Afflack. Guys if you think this is a good movie to take your sweetie on this week after you have dinner at Chili's for Valentines day. Do go to Chili's the Buffalo Fajita's are AWESOME, while this movie sucks my ASS!!!!!!!!! I hated this movie!!!!!!
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