May 17th, 2010
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
After hearing the hype this week on the air, I HAD to see the Human Centipede. A movie about a crazy German doctor who once separated conjoined twins, now wanted to put people together. The movie starts with him getting one of his subjects who was a truck driver in Germany who pulled to the side of the road to take a dump. The guy goes into the bushes and is shot with a tranquilizer gun and wakes up in the doctors basement. Two college girls who are going all over Europe come across the doctors house when of course their car breaks down and he now has all the pieces for his centipede. Until he realizes that the trucker doesn't match so he kills him and finds another guy that I guess looks more like the girls. He happens to be a Chinese guy who cusses at the doctor in Chinese throughout the movie. Ok, so the movie is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!! I know that your shocked that the acting SUCKED and the story itself was boring until the centipede was made. But even after the people are attached ass to mouth it really was kind of disappointing. I mean the only scene it shows the guy pooping he says, in Chinese, " Oh shit, I have to shit" and of course he does this and the doctor yells out, " FEED HER!!!!!!" Now I have heard that they are working on the sequel to this movie but I really don't know how. With all the things that happened in the movie there is almost NO WAY it can be done. With that being said, I have to say that I hated this movie because it really didn't live up to any hype at all!!!!!!!!!!!!
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