June 1st, 2009

IN BRUGES

Since this was a big kid's weekend at the box office, I decided to watch a movie that I had recorded a few months ago, but never got around to watch it. I remembered it after talking about shitbag Collin Farrell last week on the show. The movie is called In Bruges. I think that Farrell won a Golden Globe or something for the movie and I had heard it was kind of funny. The movie is about two hitmen that have to go to Bruges to hide out. Bruges is in Belgium and the really bad thing about the movie is they never showed them enjoying any waffles, but that's a different story. Collin Farrell didn't want to be there, but didn't know it was his last stop in life because he blew the last hit that he went on. Now, the movie is actually pretty funny because there is all sorts of random mean comedy in there that deals from everything from midgets to drugs and even a war to end all wars. The other really cool part of the movie is that it is SUPER violent!!!!!!! It has tons of very graphic violence and really good cussing in the movie as well. Here's the one BIG problem I had with the movie. Collin Farrell is not the best actor in the world, but at least when he is in an American movie and plays an American you can understand him, in this movie he is playing a hitman from his home country of Ireland, and you can't understand a damn thing he says. It's like he just got off the boat and is looking for some sort of potato kitchen because that's the only thing he knows. That and getting pissed. Which means getting drunk in Europe. Wow, he won an award for no one being able to understand him and drinking. I don't know about you, but if that's the case than every person in Ireland should get a damn Golden Globe. Congrats for playing a stereotype perfectly!!!!!!!!! I can't wait until the next Australian movie that stars Hugh Jackman to come out where he plays a guy lost in the outback and finds a rugby team that also likes to fuck koala bears!!!!!!!! I'm smelling an Oscar!!!!!!! I didn't find this movie to be to bad, but I still can't stand Collin Ferrell so because of him I HATED this movie!!!!!!!

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