Arnie's Movie Review Archives


June 16th, 2008

Here's my review for...

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

Ok, so the Incredible Hulk movie isn't as bad as the first one.  Too bad it still SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Enough with the CGI bullshit.  I am tired of seeing a 20 foot tall Hulk.  I know, that he got that big in the old comics the madder he got, but it just looks stupid.  That's why the TV show was so cool.  Speaking of the TV show Lou Ferrigno was in the movie as a security guard.  The man is deaf and can't speak all that great so when he talks you really have to listen because you do NOT understand anything that he says.  Ed Norton did a better job as the Hulk because he is a much better actor than Eric Bana, because he's an American. Liv Tyler is fat and ugly as usual.  The thing about this movie is that it made the first one seem like it never happened.  I mean they all but recreated the entire story again and went from there.  Plus they tried to use some Gamma Ray stuff on some other Army guy who got too much of it and turned into a different kind of Hulk, that sadly sucked also.  I did actually fall asleep a couple of times in the movie because the Hulk scenes are a long way apart from another in the movie.  And the down time is slow and terrible.  Yes, it was better than the first Hulk, but for the love of God, stop making them because I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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