May 5th, 2008

Here's my review for...

IRON MAN

Well finally the blockbuster movie season has started.  Too bad it had to start with Suck Bag, oh I'm sorry that would be Iron Man.  Look here, I didn't like the comic as a kid because I though all his enemy had to do was throw water on him to stop him.  Plus, what could he do when it rained???????  But I decided to try and go into this movie with an open mind, and I did for about 3 minutes, that is until I really realized that they were trying to make Robert Downy Jr. an action hero.  How bad are movies now that Robert Goddamn Downy Jr. is an action star.  Next it will be Jude Law, or even worse Reese Whiterspoon.  Ok, so if you don't know about how Iron Man got his powers, then your luckier than I am because he got them from being held prisoner in a camp of terrorist.  I'm sure it wasn't that way in the comic, but like I said, I wasn't lame and didn't read that crappy comic.  Well, he figures out how to make his make shift heart into a power source and then in turn decides to make a suit that will fight bad guys.  What the movie trys to tell you that Iron Man is an arms maker that has been supplying terrorist for many many years, because anyone who makes guns is bad.  And Robert Downy has NOOOOOOOOOOOO idea that his company has been doing this.  So he decides to fight back and take on the terrorist and get his companies weapons either back or destroy them to where they won't hurt innocent people ever again.  Blah, blah, freakin' blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Enough of the propaganda movies, and just give me a cool superhero that wants to fight bad guys with no moral meaning in the movie whatsoever.  The action is cool in the movie but I'm sorry I hate the fact that they got an ex-junkie to be a superhero, and I just can't buy it.  Along with telling us that we as Americans are bad because we supply people with weapons, I hate that along with hating the movie.  UP YOURS HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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