Arnie's Movie Review Archives


March 15th, 2010

KILL BILL VOL. 1

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!  I can't believe that I have never reviewed Kill Bill Vol. 1!!!!!!!!!  This has to be one of my ALL TIME favorite Karate movies.  I'm reviewing this because who could really believe that Matt Damon could be a war hero.  And I'm not going to see Alice in Wonderland.  Instead I'm going to tell you about a movie that blew me away the first, second and even third time I saw it.  Now, if your like me and really couldn't believe the fact that there is a karate movie in which a chick kicks ass, it's ok because this movie is like any Saturday afternoon karate movie you watched as a kid.  The whole thing is unbelievable.  That's what makes this movie so great.  You see the main character Uma Thurman is gunned down by her former employer(Bill).  He is in charge of assasins, which Uma used to be until she found out she got pregnant and didn't want that for her kid.  So, Bill tracks her down and kills her.  At least that's what he thinks.  Instead she makes it through the coma and starts her world tour of revenge.  Now with that being said this is a Quientin Tarantino movie which means lots and lots of blood.  It really does remind you of when the great masters on Saturdays would fight each other using Eagle Style against Snake Style of karate.  This movie kicks ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know that they have started working on Vol. 3 which could be out in a couple of years.  It's really easy for me to say that I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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