Arnie's Movie Review Archives


September 14th, 2009

LOWER LEARNING

With the NFL kicking off this weekend, Hollywood knew that NO ONE would be going to the movies so they didn't release anything worth a crap. So I was watching cable the other day and ran across a movie called Lower Learning that stars Jason Biggs. The guy who fucked a pie in American Pie. Eva Longhoria is in it too but she really doesn't matter. The movie is about a corrupt elementary school principal who wants to get his school shut down so he can pocket the money for the school. Sure it doesn't sound that great but then you start watching the movie and you hear a teacher tell a second grader to FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!! She also calls herself a name that stars with C and ends with unt, infront of the class. The gym teacher has boxing matches going on where kids are aloud to beat the hell out of one another too. Look the movie is very uncomfortable to watch. It's like having a wet sock on, you know how bad it feels but for some reason you keep it on. The movie is actually pretty funny if your into sick humor. DAWN would not like or get this movie. Sure the ending is campy and cheesy and now I know why this was voted one of the worst movies of last year. But I have to say all in all I really liked this movie!!!!!!!

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