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January 20th, 2009 PAUL BLART MALL COP
So the title of Paul Blart Mall Cop should have been called, What a Big Piece of Shit That Will Make You Feel Like Killing Yourself. I know, I know that title was a little bit long, but so was this shitty movie. The movie is about a guy who just so happens to be a mall security guard and takes his job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously. Especially when a band of thieves comes into the mall to rob it of all the credit card info. That is until the overacting of Kevin James comes in and thwarts their plans. REALLY??????? I mean a bunch of guys who have guns can get taken down by a guy who has hypoglycemia??????? I'm sorry but that just can't and won't EVER happen. I know it's a movie, but it's really a shitty movie that I can't believe that America went out and saw. I'm starting to see the side of why EVERY country in the world HATES us. They all got screenings of this pile of shit, and think that we should pay for the actions of Hollywood, and I agree. If you haven't figured it out yet, I HATED this movie, and by the way I'm telling you first that there WILL be a sequel to this hunk of fuck!!!!!!!
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