August 4th, 2008

Here's my review for...

THE MUMMY
TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPORER

I don't know about you, but I know that when I see one Brendan Fraser movie, I have seen pretty much ALL of Brendan Fraser's movies.  That's why I didn't see the new Mummy movie.  That's right I am doing a review of a movie that I didn't even see.  I can guess that it sucked though. Lets take a look at a few of the reasons it could suck.  Brendan Fraser.  That one is pretty obvious isn't it??????  Sure he's a "good looking" guy, but the man can't act.  I saw his last movie the Journey to the center of the Earth, isn't this the same thing???????  I mean they are digging and looking for stuff in the ground, HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Another reason this movie will suck is because of Jet Li.  Now when he first came on the scene in the Lethal Weapon movie, I thought, ok finally we might have someone that will be as cool as Bruce Lee, but I was wrong. Jet Li is nothing more that a Jackie Chan that can't speak English.  Oh, and his movies REALLY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  By the way, the movie is almost a full two hours, so think about that, two straight hours of Jet Li and Brendan Fraser in your face.  TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I don't know about you, but when I think about mummies, I don't think karate or kung fu.  What I'm saying is that don't mummies come from the Middle East rather than the FAR east?????????  The last thing that I'm going to mention is that the movie is rated PG-13, and it will suck because of that.  The reason being is that they can't use TOO many cuss words and there is for sure no BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!  This movie SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!  And I hated it.

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